Finally.

March 2,2025 La Marque Texas. La Marque City Councilman Joseph Lowry is beaming with excitement with the Texas Rangers stepping in to investigate the criminal activity in La Marque. According to Lowry “I have been raising the issue about corruption, illegal activity, bribery, drug dealing, and thievery of catalytic converters for over 5 years. Finally the Rangers are here!”
According to a video posted by Lowry the Rangers made a special task force and has deputized Lowry to lead this effort. “I now have subpoena power and arrests will be made in 48 hours!”. Lowry stated this assignment via a video posted to Facebook. He has been working “hand in hand” with the Governor and non DEI agents of the Rangers. A spokesman for the Rangers responded with:
“The Rangers have a long history of investigating corruption in government entities. We commend Councilman Lowry’s relentless pursuit of justice but the Rangers have never issued a six pointed badge and none of us would be caught dead wearing a bolo tie with a badge as his video shows. We believe Lowry might have bought those from the Bob Bullock Museum bookstore.”
When asked about working hand in hand with Lowry Governor Greg Abbott responded with “Who the fuck is Lowry?”
Film at 11.

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