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I’m going to hell for this.

Trump is hawking bibles during Holy Week. So I thought it would be appropriate to post the Ten Commandments according to your lord and savior Donald Trump. If you are a christian and you are not outraged about what Trump is doing you might want to go back to church and ask for forgiveness.

The Ten Commandments. According to Trump:

• You shall have no other God’s before me, except for me, Trump.
• Thou shall not make idols, except for me, Trump.
• Thou shall not take the lords name in vain goddamnit.
• Remember the Sabbath to keep it holy unless you have a MAGAt rally to attend.
• Honor your father and your mother as my son, Darrel, does.
• Thou shall not commit murder unless you are on 5th street in New York
• Thou shall not commit adultery unless it’s with a 20 year old porn star and you can pay her off to keep her goddamn mouth shut.
• Thou shall not steal unless its from veterans, the poor, your donors, or your followers who donated to the stupid wall
• Thou shall not lie. LOL
• Thou shall not covet unless you need a loan.

Thous shall not lie. ROTFL. Seriously. That is fuckin funny. Let’s us prey.

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