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Who would have thunk it?

Galveston County will begin an investigation of the Jimmy Fullen for Sheriff campaign. This was announced in a press release issued during the middle of the night to limit media exposure. “There are serious allegations against Mr. Fullen the county can no longer ignore. We are a nation of law and order. We must hold candidates to the highest standards of the office, no matter the party affiliation. Because of this we have initiated an investigation of Jimmy Fullen’s campaign.”

The county was recently approached by the State Republican Party with information concerning the Fullen campaign. The Party issued the following statement: “We are a party of law and order and of the highest moral and ethical standards. Last weekend Mr. Fullen crossed the line of decency therefore we have asked the County to investigate one of our own. Mr. Fullen’s actions have soiled the great name of the Republican Party. We will not stand idle.”

“We are also a party of moral values, values that are enshrined in our Presidential Candidate, Donald Trump. Dressing up like a drag queen goes against our values and principals. Our party might tolerate falsifying government documents, unless it involves Hunter Biden. However, dressing in drag and prancing around on stage with other republicans officials cannot be tolerated.”

“We pray the County will take immediate action.” Let us prey and welcome to Satire Sunday.

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