Bay Area Houston

It’s almost funny. Almost. Remember. You wanted this.

Anchor Baby Vivek Ramaswamy and South African mother***er Elon Musk have their sights set on the next boogie man, Federal Employees, and they are easy pickings. Ramasway/Musk are going to run the Department of privatizing the shit out of everything because the private section can do things better and cheaper. (LOL) That’s not really true but who really gives two fucks about the truth now a days. These guys have an audience, one that will believe anything they are told. Anything. So this is how they will demonize the Federal workforce.

Federal employees are over paid. This isn’t true but it is an easy concept to make MAGAts foam at the mouth. Federal employees are paid on a schedule. They do have some good benefits such as being able to invest in a 401K with matching funds and good health care benefits (they are not free). This compensates for their relatively low pay compared to the private sector.

Federal employees are lazy. The private sector can do their jobs faster, cheaper, and better. This is sort of true since the private sector can treat their employees like crap, work them to death, and provide few if any benefits. Feds are not profit motivated. In the space industry that is pretty damn important. The private sector is profit motivated and will do anything, including cutting corners, to make money.

Federal Employees get benefits for life. Again, not true but who cares? Health care benefits carry over for retired feds but they continue to pay for them. They are NOT free. They get a small pension, not a salary for life. They get social security because they paid for the benefits and they can invest in a 401k just like everyone else can.

You can’t fire federal employees. Again simply not true. The Feds invest in employees and work to retain them. This is a myth that will be perpetuated throughout this process.

Federal employees are taking your money! Yep that is an easy one. They are the boogey men of 2024. The other ones, except for Mexicans, have run their course including the Gays, teachers, police, Muslims, Asian Americans, African Americans, etc etc etc.

BOO Mutherfuckers! BOO! Direct your hate towards federal employees now!

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