Its Ogg. Ugh.
Former District Attorney Kim Ogg just can’t keep out of the press. Yesterday she called for the Gang Of Phuckers (GOP) to take over Harris County. Ogg might want to read the room and then consider leaving. It’s like being at a party without an invitation. Eventually someone is going to ask “Who the fuck invited you?”.
If she hasn’t been keeping abreast of the news lately, the Republicans are as popular as herpes at a hot tub party, or as an aunt crashing your high school sleep over, or a rocking chair at a long tailed cat convention. You get the idea. The republican name is crap. It’s shit. They have become Trump. They have become lying, cheating, grifting, whiny little bitches. Everything they say is a lie. Everything they do is to please Trump. They have their lips firmly attached to Trump’s ass. They will turn on each other like a pack of hyenas trying to share a warthog. Sucking up to them at this time might not be the best idea for good reason.
The lying, cheating, whiny little bitches don’t like Ogg. They don’t want her endorsement. The face of the party doesn’t need to be Kim Ogg. The Democrats made that real clear back in 2024 defeating her by 50 points in the primary. In her last term her divisiveness was on an epic level, one the party could no longer tolerate. She needed to just move on but instead she is moving into the other party that didn’t invite her.
Responses from the Republican Party was swift: A Precinct Chair said “Who?”. Greg Abbott said “Kim is just what we need to take attention off of my very popular voucher plan and the waste of our National Guard resources.” Lt Governor Patrick was quoted “I will beat off all those who attack my plan to ban THC”. Senator Ted Cruz stated “Kim Ogg? I’ve never met her.”
Yep. It’s satire. But I would be very cautious about an invitation to a hot tub party hosted by the Republican Party.
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