Ken Paxton Closer to Republican Nomination After Served With Divorce Papers

July 10, 2025

You simply can’t make this stuff up.

“As a conservative republican I think Paxton getting a divorce because he was caught screwing a hot blonde chick makes him even more worthy of my vote.”

Ok. I made that up but if anyone thinks his divorce, or his mistress, or his impeachment, or his indictments make him unfit for his office or for the nomination for Senate they need to think. Again. Republicans consider these to be badges of honor. Paxton is just following the values set by Trump and his party and he will be rewarded in March 2026.

Senator John Cornyn was direct in his criticism of the situation: “The sanctity of marriage is a pillar of our republican conservative values. Anyone who violates this should never be considered for higher office.”

LOL. I made that shit up also. Cornyn is screwed.


Gov Hot Wheels Fumbles Yet Another Disaster

July 10, 2025

I absolutely despise this man.

Greg Abbott used a football analogy when shifting blame away from his party’s responsibilities for keeping Texans safe. He compared the Kerr County flood, which may end up taking over 200 lives, to halftime of a football game. What he actually said isn’t important. Go google it if you want to watch him. What is important is that he fumbled, again, but has vowed action at the next special session he has called.

Abbott and the entire Republican Party is like the guy at work who screws up your project, then gets an award for fixing the problems they actually created.

And Abbott has a lot of awards. Kerr County. Hurricane Beryl. Winter Storm Uri. Santa Fe. El Paso. Killeen. Uvalde. Sutherland Church. Abbott isn’t expected to stop weather events but his lack of planning and focus on keeping us safe has resulted in massive drownings, people freezing to death or trying to live in sweltering heat, kids being killed at school, and even god praying Christians being shot dead at church.

Greg Abbott has one job, to keep us safe and he has failed miserably. He brags about the lack oversight of our power grid and industries in Texas. It’s his selling point for the “Texas Miracle”, the land of less regulations, guns for everyone, and lots of people getting hurt.

In November 2026 the voters of Texas should stop giving Abbott awards and kick his sorry ass out of office.


Update: La Marque City Manager Resigns

July 8, 2025

I don’t think this is over.

La Marque City Manager, JP Pritchett, submitted a letter of resignation to the Council which the Council accepted. The letter can be read below. I45Now has more details.

As I mentioned earlier the JP sent a cease and desist letter to the City, Council Member Lowry, and Police Chief Aragon claiming the city had failed to provide a safe work environment and harassment by Lowry and Aragon. He mentioned that again in his resignation letter. He is currently under investigation concerning providing false information on his employment application specifically that he graduated from college and served in the military. I45Now has details. These are misdemeanor charges.

I think this sends a message to anyone in La Marque that falsifying a city document might get you investigated and indicted. Luckily Sheriff Fullen does not live in La Marque or he would have been gone by now. The District Attorney might want to step lightly if they jump in on the La Marque investigation.

League City Council had this to say about the situation “Thank god for La Marque!” (LOL. They didnt actually say that but I bet they are thinking it)


More Drama in La Marque

July 7, 2025

It’s been a couple of busy weeks in La Marque.

JP Pritchett
Today at 3:00PM the La Marque City Council will have a special meeting. According to the agenda: “To deliberate the appointment, employment, evaluation, reassignment, duties, discipline, or dismissal of a public officer or employee: City Manager”, that being JP Pritchett. JP has been a source of controversy, at least in the eyes of Councilman Joseph Lowry. Lowry has made a number of claims against JP. I am assuming these allegations are being discussed this afternoon and Lowry will have to recuse himself.

A few weeks ago JP issued a cease and desist order against Lowry for a number of issues including demanding that Lowry cease and desist from making any further false statements, harassment, threats, and stalking of Mr. Pritchett. They ask for the City to take immediate action to prevent Lowry from accessing city facilities where Mr. Pritchett works and to prevent any further release of private or confidential information. Based upon this cease and desist letter I wonder if Lowry will be allowed in the same room with JP or if he would have to attend the meeting via zoom.

Councilman Lowry
A month ago an intent to recall Councilman Lowry was submitted to the City. According to the requirements for a recall in District C the petitioner needed about 190 valid signatures. They obtained 268. The County has 10 days to verify the signature before a recall election can be approved.

Police Chief Randall Aragon
The Police Chief was also mentioned in the cease and desist letter. After a bit of googling Aragon has an interesting past as far back as 2015 in Alaska:

The City of Fairbanks’ police chief apologized Wednesday for comments he made about the state’s legal settlement with the Fairbanks Four. Chief Randall Aragon also committed to further investigation of the case.

In 2016:

Fairbanks Mayor Jim Matherly has accepted the resignation of Police Chief Randall Aragon, according to the city’s human resources department.

Again in 2017:

Former Fairbanks police Chief Randall Aragon’s secondary job as a private security consultant was in conflict with his public position, and he personally profited from information gleaned as a law enforcement officer, an investigation has found.

Film at 11.


Governor Hot Wheels calls for a day of prayer

July 6, 2025

Death toll from the Texas floods is at 51 with 27 children from the Christian camp still unaccounted for.

Yesterday Abbott said that “prayers worked” claiming that those who were rescued were praying. He obviously forgot about the 27 kids at the Christian camp that are still missing. It’s an incredibly stupid and tone deaf comment to make but for Abbott it is all about the delivery.

So today he has called for a day of prayer. Take some time and join Abbott by sitting on your ass, bowing your head, and praying so you can claim “prayers work” when one or more victims are found alive then continue your day knowing that you actually did something. Remember praying is the least you can do.

Literally.


F*** the 4th

July 4, 2025

I’m done.

What an incredible shit show our country has become. In 2020 we barely threw out a fucked up human being from office. It was disappointing. After the leader of our country asked if we could inject Clorox to cure Covid, that election should have been over hours after the polls closed.

In 2024 millions reelected the twice impeached, porn fucking, convicted felon who instigated and watched a 3 hour attack on our capitol and was impeached for it, again. Today we are on the verge of becoming another North Korea with everyone kissing the ass of the Supreme Leader. I’m not going to celebrate our independence while our independence is being taken away. Fuck the 4th.

If you are on Social Security you might have received official propaganda from the SS administration kissing the Supreme Leader’s ass and praising the Big Bad Bill just like organizations in North Korea do. Next the labor department will send out fudged employment numbers. The Feds will continue providing propaganda claiming everything is great under the leadership of the Supreme Leader. Military parades will continue. Everything they say will be a lie just like trump does. The Supreme Leader rules.

Go eat a fucking hamburger.


Texas AG Surrenders. Taxpayers to Pay His $6.7M Settlement

July 3, 2025

It’s almost funny.

The Houston Chronicle summed it up pretty well:

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is dropping his appeal of a $6.7 million judgment for four whistleblowers who were fired after they reported him to the FBI for alleged corruption.

Last year Texas Attorney General settled a whistleblower case against him for about $3 Million. He expected the taxpayers to pay the bill but the Texas House had questions and demanded answers. They investigated and released a pretty damning report that led to his impeachment with an overwhelming vote against him. You can read the CliffNotes of the report here. Take a minute. It really is bad including his affair.

Paxton’s mistress

The republican cowards in the Senate, except for one, let him off the hook but they still didn’t pay the $3M settlement so it went back to trial. The 4 whistleblowers were awarded $6.7M over twice the previous amount. Paxton has dropped the appeal.

And guess what suckers have to pay the $6.7M? You guessed it. This settlement and his love affair should solidify his election in the Republic Party primary for Senate.


La Marque Councilman Joseph Lowry Recall Moves Forward

July 3, 2025

This will get interesting.

Last month Hayley Winkelmann turned in a motion to recall La Marque City Councilman Joseph Lowry which started a clock to collect about 190 signatures from District C voters. Today they turned in 268 signatures. Once the signatures are verified City Council will have to call a recall election. If that passes then an election to fill the position must be called. It’s not an easy process. Collecting that many signatures is also not very easy. In fact it is very hard work.

Lowry has been the center of controversy ever since being elected to the Council. As I said in previous post:

So in a nutshell what is happening in La Marque and why? The chaos in La Marque is mostly due to one person, Council Member Joseph Lowry. Lowry won his seat in District C just over a year ago and has brought divisiveness, pettiness, and chaos into city politics. He claims to be a “journalist” writing on a Facebook page with childish comments and doctored pictures of his fellow Council Members. His claims of corruption have been baseless and his personal attacks on members of Council and citizens have grown old. His pettiness makes my pettiness look petty. The infighting caused by Lowry was the main reason for a Council Member to resign his seat. You can search the Galveston Daily News for many articles concerning Lowry here.

Updates coming later.


Ethics Commission on Fort Bend County Judge KP George, Taral Patel

July 3, 2025

This is one of the strangest and saddest ethics complaints I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot!

The Texas Ethics Commission issued an Order and Agreed Resolution concerning Fort Bend County Judge KP George’s consultant for his reelection, Taral Patel. Both have been in the news lately with KP George being indicted for money laundering and misrepresenting his identity. He has since left the Democratic Party and joined the GOP (Group of Phelons).

The complaint was filed against Taral Patel and resulted in no fines but Patel plead guilty to two misdemeanors and four felonies and has entered into a pre-trial intervention program for four felony charges of online impersonation. Houston Public Media has the full story. Patel is cooperating with law enforcement in the case against George. At the time Patel was running for County Commissioner against the incumbent Andy Meyers. Personally I thought he had he had all the qualifications for the job and a good chance of winning. From Houston Public Media:

Taral Patel, a Democrat who lost his bid to become a county commissioner last year, also signed an acknowledgment that he had committed one of the offenses alongside Fort Bend County Judge KP George — who has been accused of a similar crime. Patel worked on George’s campaign and also previously served as his chief of staff.

According to the TEC Patel, with the intent to harm a candidate for office, impersonated five individuals on Facebook, Anthony Scalawag (really), Richard Meltonese, Paul Rosenstein, Jennifer Tremaine, and Jane Donnie. From these Facebook accounts he posted racists comments at himself and opposed his candidacy.

A grand jury eventually indicted him on various charges and he lost the election. Because he was indicted and agreed to a resolution the TEC declined to assess a fine. You can read the entire Order and Agreed Resolution here.


Before you run for office….

July 1, 2025

Before you file to run for a political office do yourself, your family, and your friends a favor by investigating the office before running for the office. Here are a few tips and questions you might want to consider before signing up. I am sure a political consultant might want to add a few other tips to this list. 

It’s not a game. Running for office is not a game. There is nothing cute about running. It is very, very, tough work for the candidate and your volunteers. The position has a direct impact on people’s lives whether it is timely trash collection, providing a safe neighborhood with our police and our fire fighters, or protecting our country from foreign and domestic threats. Don’t cheapen the office by running just for the sake of running and distracting from those who have a clear understanding of what they are doing and are qualified to run.

Follow the law. Running for office requires you to follow the laws of the State governing elections such as filing timely financial reports disclosing donations and expenditures. Visit the Texas Ethics Commission website BEFORE you run, not after a complaint has been filed. A complaint could be very costly to you and your treasurer.

It will cost money. Lots of money. A run for a State Representative seat will cost half a million dollars. This will include money to run a successful campaign to target the needed number of voters to win. If you do not intend to raise the necessary amount of money needed, then do not run, Do the math before you sign. Understand what the campaign will need and how much this will cost and whether you can raise that amount.

What qualifications do you bring to the table? Our government allows anyone to put their name on the ballot but some shouldn’t. Ask yourself if you understand the position you are running for. Do you have qualifications or personal experience that would apply to this position? Do you understand the process used to pass legislation, and do you know the players are behind the scenes? Have you been involved in your community that you want to represent?

How many votes do you need to win? This is a hard question and is never an exact science but you can determine, with analysis of the past elections, an idea of the number of votes needed to push you over the top. This number will drive your campaign strategy and fundraising efforts. If you can’t answer this question then you really shouldn’t run.

How much money will it take to win? The number of votes you need to win will drive your fundraising efforts. As said above, running for office is not a game and it costs money. You will be on the phone for hours a day raising campaign cash in order to achieve that winning number.

Who is your financial base? Who will you be depending upon to achieve your financial goals in order to achieve that winning number of votes?

Who is your volunteer base? Who will be there to make phone calls for you or block walk in the hot sun? Do you have a base of supporters or do you intend to file and expect your political clubs to drop what they are doing and support you? A campaign will strain your relationships with family and friends. It’s a grueling undertaking requiring a considerable amount of dedication and support. You should have buy in from your family and those you expect to support you before you sign up.

Good luck and thank you for running. Or not.


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