It’s not hard folks. Here is a simple, easy to understand guide for morons on how to protect yourself from contracting and spreading the Coronavirus.
- Stay the fuck home. It doesn’t mean hide in a closet. Just stay home. Take a walk if necessary. Go buy groceries, but in general stay the fuck home.
- Don’t touch your fuckin face. Seriously keep your gdamn hands off your face.
- Don’t touch any fuckin person. Leave them alone. Stay 6 feet away. Dont touch anything they have touched.
- Wash your fuckin hands. You are an adult. We shouldn’t have to be telling you this.
- Act like a fuckin adult. Seriously. This is a disaster. A health and financial disaster. We need you to act like it is fuckin serious because it fuckin is.
- And dont listen to fuckin trump. He is a moron. An honest to god fuckin moron.
So to sum it up, dont touch your fuckin face, stay the fuck home, and dont listen to fuckin trump. #BeBest.