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Ouch!

McDonalds corporate office made the following statement on Trump’s French fry stunt:

“As we’ve seen, our brand has been a fixture of conversation this election cycle. While we’ve not sought this, it’s a testament to how much McDonald’s resonates with so many Americans,” the company said in its memo. “McDonald’s does not endorse candidates for elected office and that remains true in this race for the next President. We are not red or blue – we are golden.”

McDonald locations are franchises, privately operated. This particular owner invited the campaign to film trump serving French fries as if he was an employee. Unfortunately McDonalds has a policy of not employing convicted felons. “Donald Trump would never get past the application process. He is a felon. We do not employ felons, especially those who have been convicted on sexual assault charges. We are the Golden Arches not the Golden Showers.”

Trump only lasted 20 minutes. 19 minutes more than his time with Stormy Daniels.

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