Movie Review: The Substance starring Demi Moore

Watch it? Rent it? Skip it?

SKIP IT! Do yourself a favor. If you just have to see Demi Moore naked wait till it is streaming free then go clean the toilets. You will get more from cleaning the toilet than watching this movie.

That was $5.99 down the drain. What an incredibly stupid, meaningless, gross movie. If I could sue someone for the $5.99 I spent watching this I would. An interesting plot at first that fell into a gross set of scenes that got dumber and dumber as the movie progressed. Demi Moore was OK but not great. Her nakedness did not help. The 4k did her no favors what so ever. I fell asleep during the middle but unfortunately woke up for the finale that was just gross, ridiculous, and just plain stupid. It was like a jr high school film project. I feel stupid just admitting I watched it.

Rotten Tomatoes had an 89% rating and an audience rating of 75% on this film. What the living hell they watched is beyond me. That movie should end Demi Moore’s comeback tour.


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One Response to Movie Review: The Substance starring Demi Moore

  1. […] I feel more stupider just writing this. This was crap. Just total crap. A waste of 2 hours and a free movie ticket. Don’t waste your time or money watching this stupidity. Go watch something better like The Substance. […]

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