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#FAFO

Throwing the Nazi salute to trump supporters has consequences. This should have happened a long time ago because of the multiple RUDs (Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly), or as NASA engineers call it, “explosions” to his vehicles. Eventually you have to stop blowing up vehicles and learn how to stop blowing up vehicles. But I digress.

According to a NASA Press Release:
“NASA has always been an organization dedicated to hiring the best and brightest of Americans to lead the country, safely, into space. We are a diverse organization and have never tolerated racism, sexism, or antisemitism in our workforce. Elon Musk’s Nazi salute is not only repulsive it violates every policy at NASA concerning the treatment of our employees. Because of this NASA will cease to fund SpaceX activities.”

Throwing the Nazi salute is a show of support of trump, facism, of Hitler’s attack on Jews, gays, non christians, and other minorities. The attacks of the Hitler regime were a display of the worst of humanity. Those who throw the Nazi sign do so with intent. They do it with purpose. The NASA Press Release continues:
“We will not tolerate this behavior. Either Elon Musk disassociates himself from SpaceX or we will immediately cease all funding for future flights and/or experiments. This is not negotiable.”

UPDATE: NASA has issued an update on this situation after trump appointed an interim NASA Administrator:

“After further review we have decided to rescind our threat of pulling funding. Without DEI we will be forced to hire unqualified white people which does not include Jews. So this is no longer an issue. Heil, mein Führer!”

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