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No one is spared.

According to an article from The DC InCider Elon Musk has called for an end to a number of federal programs including USAid as well as Vet services at the United States Capitol. This is the first attack on Vets in the United States with more expected at the Veterans Administration. From the article Musk states:

“It is just simple math. There is no need for Vet services at the Capitol anymore. Taxpayers should not be paying for these services if no one is asking for them. It’s just common sense.”

Congressmen who have served in the military such as Troy Nehls and Dan Crenshaw of Texas as well as other members of Congress issued a quick response:

“Over the last couple of weeks we have worked hard to implement President Trump’s new vision of America by allowing Elon Musk full access to Treasury information, gutting federal programs, and giving away our powers under the Constitution for oversight and funding. We have volunteered to be neutered by the in-house Vet and their services are no longer needed.” Congressman Dan Crenshaw continued “I lost an eye defending my country. I have now lost my balls defending Donald Trump.”

Veterinarians in the Capitol were quick to respond “We have successfully cut the balls off of all male Congressman. The woman now have more balls than the men. Our job is done.”

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