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It’s time to do your part.

According to the Washington InCider Trump has called on all federal employees that support Elon Musk’s DOGE to resign by the end of the month. “Because of the worthless bureaucracy deeply embedded in the Federal workforce we will not meet our goals of cutting waste, fraud, and abuse. I am calling on all MAGA workers to help meet our goals and resign by Feb 28.”

The vast majority of all federal workers at the top level of government are MAGA supporters. Cutting these positions would cripple the agencies they serve but it would help Trump meet his goals which could also be to cripple the agencies. “Self respecting Trump supporters do not need to be supporting the tax sucking bureaucracy and should be glad to resign.” Comments from the MAGA employees were swift and mixed.

“I’m just 3 years from being vested and to qualify for retirement. I can’t resign!” –Name withheld

“I’ve been sucking on the tit of the government for 30 years! I deserve this job and will not resign fuck Donald Trump!” –Was fired a day later

“I’m an entitled employee. Unlike my counterparts I am special and important to the Space Agency at Johnson Space Center. I am sure Trump doesn’t mean me.” –Name withheld

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