Multiple members of the President’s Cabinet were involved.
Multiple units of the Washington DC fire department were called for an incident involving the President and his Cabinet. According to the report: “The Fire Department Station 42 was called late Tuesday night to assist the Cabinet Members. Our first responders, who are trained in the use CPR, were able to revive many of the individuals but some required hospitalization.
According to the first responders the incident began during the President’s Cabinet meeting lasting over 3 hours. “When we arrived we immediately called for extra support. The scene was horrible with many gasping for air and pleading for help.”
“Our brave first responders took decisive action, provided CPR and mouth to mouth resusitation and tried to pry each and every one of them off of Donald Trump’s ass, but they were stuck. I’ve never seen so many people on their knees sucking someone’s ass so hard that they got stuck. We continue to struggle with the situation. The fact that Trump continued to walk around with so many of the Cabinet Members stuck to his ass didn’t help.”
You can watch the entire ass kissing session below. It might make you vomit and laugh at the same time.
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This humor is spot-on. We routinely need the fun we get with this kind of spoof. It boosts our mental health. Thank you!
Im old. I don’t think this old heart could handle that. koff koff. I’ll just sit over here in the corner and pretend it really happened. Can’t decide. Is Trump wearing a hair piece or is that his real hair? Either way, it does not help his image. A paper sack might.