Bay Area Houston

Praise the Lord.

Bay Area’s State Senator, Mayes Middleton, has purchased posters of the 10 Commandments to be posted in all classrooms in CCISD in direct violation of a Judge’s ruling. Currently the law is being challenged as unconstitutional in violation of the First Amendment prohibiting laws respecting an establishment of religion. Middleton sponsored the 10 Commandments bill in Texas.

The Catholic Church, which supported the passage of the law, has now soured. According to the Catholic Times Archbishop of the Houston Area, Jose Vasquez, stated the following:

“We are very disturbed by the posting of the 10 Commandments in class rooms across the state. When we voiced our initial support of the bill we were guaranteed the version of the Commandments would be the Catholic version not the version adopted by the Baptist church. As everyone knows the Catholic Church created Christianity and leads the world in this religion. Any other versions of Christianity are simply spinoff religions and does not truly represent Christianity.”

Catholics are overwhelmingly the majority of the 2.6 Billion Christians in the world and demand their rightful place public schools.

“If Senator Middleton wants to post the 10 Commandments then post the Catholic Version since we are the dominant religion of Texas. If any child or parent does not approve they can simply sit down quietly, look the other way, and not follow them, like they currently do anyway. Just remember all other versions of Christianity are bastard religions. Now take the g*ddamn things down. We have spoken.”

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