Violence Explodes at Clear Lake No Kings Protest! (LOL)

October 20, 2025

Republicans across the country are disappointed because there was no violence. Anywhere. That just didn’t happen. Kudos to the organizers for a great peaceful and powerful event!

Oh the humanity! 7 million Americans gathered across the country to protest Trump and his Republican Party and it was just fabulous! The only reported violence occurred when a MAGAt woman waved a gun at at protest in Myrtle Beach. The Antifa, marxist, communists, leftist waved to her as she was arrested.

In Clear Lake 1400+ gathered at Exploration Green in perfect weather. They heard from a former Astronaut running for US Senate, Terri Virts, Doug Peterson one of those responsible for Exploration Green, and the local leader from The American Federation of Government Employees. After the speakers the 1400 took to the streets where they were welcomed with honks from supporters and passerby.

The opposition was out in force. Actually they didn’t show up. None of them. At all. As in zero. Not even the 6 or 7 of them who showed up at the League City protest. Here is their pic:

Scott Bowen, candidate for State Representative, made light of the 1400 protestors while posting a pic of himself with his 3 block walkers. Overall it was a great event. We had fun. We are organizing. We are growing. It was the largest political event in the history of Clear Lake. Here are some pics:

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Clear Lake State Representative Dennis Paul to quit?

July 18, 2023

According to the Texas Ethics Commission Dennis Paul is quitting. Sort of…..

After serving just 8 part time years in the Texas House, it looks like Dennis Paul is going to cut and run with a nice retirement and free healthcare for life. Paul filed his July report with the Texas Ethics Commission and it leads one to believe he is leaving.

In his last report he only raised $9,600, spent $19,450, leaving a balance of just $3,118 and an outstanding loan balance of $40,000. All his donations except for $1,500 came from PACs and one third of his entire donations was paid to his Treasurer. Paul has never been a great fundraiser and depended upon a $150,000 loan from his company to win his primary. Instead of spending his money running for office during the 2022 election he repaid $70,000 of the partial balance of his loan. Based upon all of this it looks like he is quitting.

But, don’t cry for Dennis. According to the retirement system Paul’s 8 years of partial service will be quite rewarding! For the rest of his life he will receive a $25,760/year pension. Most people work their entire lives and will never get a $25k pension, or anything more than a retirement cake and a watch. But, it gets better. Paul will also receive free healthcare for himself and his spouse for the rest of his life! It truly is a sweet deal especially after just 8 part time years doing pretty much nothing.

After 8 years of representing House District 129 Paul leaves a legacy of having no town hall meetings, keeping his constituents in the dark, and being rated as “furniture” by the Texas Monthly. To me he will always be remembered for giving easy access to assault weapons to an 18 year old who killed 19 children in Uvalde.

To top it all it looks like he is grooming his replacement. From doing nothing to doing something worse.

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Clear Lake Republicans compile a wholesome family business directory

July 16, 2023

No Shirt. No Shoes. No Gays. No Service.

With the recent Supreme Court decision allowing businesses to discriminate based upon “religious” beliefs, Clear Lake State Representative Dennis Paul has called for creating a business directory for those who embrace the wholesome family values of the Republican Party.

A directory will be distributed to every household in the Bay Area, similar to the yellow pages. It will list business owners who will not provide services to the Gay community, their family members, or friends. These business owners will be identified in the directory and provided a colorful sticker to proudly display on their establishment’s window.

“I believe fine Christian business owners across the Bay Area will flock to be listed in this directory which I have called “The Right Businesses Pages” and would be proud to have this directory provided to over 60,000 households across the area.” said Paul. According to Paul’s office the responses sent to his office has been swift and very positive with many willing to give up significant amount of business to embrace their love for Jesus Christ our Savior and the Supreme Court ruling.

“I’m a wholesome Christian business owner. I may lose 30% of my business when I am listed in this directory!” –Unidentified Auto repair shop

“As a Christian my business may crater when I am listed in this directory!” –Unidentified Nail Salon Owner

As a proud Christian business owner I applaud Dennis Paul and will be proud to limit my business dealings to those with wholesome Christians values catering only to heterosexuals, those who do not lie, cheat, or steal, and those who have never been divorced or have had pre-wedding sex. –Unidentified Bakery Owner

“Jesus Christ! If you list my business in your Right Businesses Directory I will sue the living f*** out of you!” –Unidentified Mexican Restaurant owner

Dennis Paul’s business, Paul Engineering, as of today, is not listed in the Right Business Directory.

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