What The Hell did Trump Do Today? Day 318

December 5, 2025

This is also F**ing Friday so my language might be a bit rough.

CodeRedGate continues. Republicans think we are fucking stupid, like caveman stupid. Jesus F***ing Christ! Admiral Bradley answered questions about the second strike on a suspected drug running boat and it raised more questions than answers. According to Republican Senator Tom Cotten the two survivors were trying to flip the boat that had been destroyed and was on fire in order to continue their drug run. The boat no longer had a motor but the survivors were looking for the oars in order to paddle to the coast which was over a thousand miles away. That is when the command to strike was issued. They claim it was justified and we are stupid. The Department of Defense has refused to release the video. More at NBC.

The Institute of Peace has been renamed for Trump. I’m not fucking kidding. Really. From BBC: “Secretary of State Marco Rubio also commented on social media, saying that Trump is the “President of Peace” and it was time for the state department to “display that”.”

Enjoy your fucking Friday.


It’s F***ing Friday: Democrats fail to ban Ted Cruz from sporting events

June 27, 2025

And you wonder why we lose?

WTF over? The Harris County Democratic Party debated a resolution to ban Ted Cruz from sporting events. It failed. It should have failed. It should have never been brought to the floor for a vote, or voted out of the committee or even written. What the living f***? Doesn’t the party have anything better to do with their damn time?

Although the resolution addressed two great points concerning his abandonment of NASA as well as his support of devastating cuts due to DOGE and the tariffs, the only issue that would have been reported by the media would have been the ban. And that makes the party look petty and ridiculous with a lot of time on their damn hands. The ban would have been the only part of the resolution covered by the media and Ted would become the victim with statements like “At a time when we are on the verge of nuclear war, all the Democrats are focused on is banning me from enjoying a baseball game.”

JFC folks. If you haven’t been paying attention, the world is on fire, the military is being used against Americans, we have a dictator wannabe in office, tariffs are killing small businesses, we are losing the checks and balances of our democracy, and more. Don’t we have better things to do with our time? How about figuring out why millions of Texans voted for a porn phucking phelon for President of the United States who thought people were eating cats and dogs? How about figuring out how we lost voters even though we ran on the very issues important to them?

Welcome to Fucking Friday. Now go do something worthwhile.


Elon Musk calls for an end to Services for Vets. “They’re no longer needed”

February 7, 2025

No one is spared.

According to an article from The DC InCider Elon Musk has called for an end to a number of federal programs including USAid as well as Vet services at the United States Capitol. This is the first attack on Vets in the United States with more expected at the Veterans Administration. From the article Musk states:

“It is just simple math. There is no need for Vet services at the Capitol anymore. Taxpayers should not be paying for these services if no one is asking for them. It’s just common sense.”

Congressmen who have served in the military such as Troy Nehls and Dan Crenshaw of Texas as well as other members of Congress issued a quick response:

“Over the last couple of weeks we have worked hard to implement President Trump’s new vision of America by allowing Elon Musk full access to Treasury information, gutting federal programs, and giving away our powers under the Constitution for oversight and funding. We have volunteered to be neutered by the in-house Vet and their services are no longer needed.” Congressman Dan Crenshaw continued “I lost an eye defending my country. I have now lost my balls defending Donald Trump.”

Veterinarians in the Capitol were quick to respond “We have successfully cut the balls off of all male Congressman. The woman now have more balls than the men. Our job is done.”

Welcome to Fucking Friday and Satire Someday.


It’s Fucking Friday: Law and Order my ass.

March 29, 2024

They can’t claim to be the part of “law and order” without laughing.

How fucking stupid are republican voters in Texas? Seriously. It’s a pretty damn valid question. Their party claims to be the party of law and order yet the Texas Attorney General, the top cop of the state, Ken Paxton just settled a decades long felony suit against him. He continues to be involved in a civil suit concerning what he was impeached for which could end up costing him millions. The voters in the Republican Party had great choices to replace him in the primary including a former Supreme Court Justice but they voted for the fucking cock-eyed crook.

Don’t ever say you are the party of law and order. Most of us are not in a mindless cult. We saw what happen on January 6 on the e-lectronic TeeVee set. It’s on video. We watched as the party of law and order beat up police, sprayed them with bear spray, and assault the United States Capital. Police were killed. A cult member was killed, yet all Trump did was watch it on TV for 3 fuckin hours.

Locally elected officials refuse to pay their $40,000 fines to the Texas Ethics Commission yet they sit on the Harris County Department of Education. We have City Council members who do not live in the city and yet they are sitting members of council.

Your lord and savior, Donald Trump, has been indicted by 4 grand juries on 91 felony counts and yet you think you are the party of “law and order”. We aren’t stupid.

But someone is. Law and order my ass.


It’s Fucking Friday: MAGAts infest the Republican Party

March 15, 2024

When you lie with tea baggers you could wake up with a bad taste in your mouth.

Randy Weber, the far white, insurrection loving, Congressman from League City is another Republican being eaten by the white MAGAts who have infested his party. These are the same MAGAts he invited and courted into the party, the same ones that support the twice impeached, 4 times indicted, porn star fucker. And now they have turned on him and others.

Weber has now been kicked out of the far white, extreme wing of the “Freedumb” Caucus. He wasn’t white enough for them and they didn’t have a hood big enough for his fat head. Weber is an extremist. He is pretty much just a piece of furniture. He can’t pass legislation. He is toxic. He believes his only job in Congress is to be a dick and he is very good at it. He hasn’t had a town hall meeting with his constituents during his 10 years in office.

League City Congressman Weber

Weber isn’t alone. The MAGAts have taken over the Republican National Committee led by Trump’s daughter in law and a known election denier. Donations will now go towards Trump’s legal bills. The white MAGAts have infested the Texas Legislature with help from a few billionaires, taking out a number of conservative legislators in the republican primary. The GOP is now a party of filth hell bent on chaos. They believe they are above the law but they use the law to file frivolous lawsuits concerning the mythical voter fraud. They can now usher in vouchers to continue eroding our public school system. They will not stop until they have eaten every conservative down to the bone.

This is what happens when you condone the behavior of a MAGAt. Your party is now infested. Bon appetit


It’s F***ing Friday: No one likes a kiss ass.

February 9, 2024

Except for republicans.

Apple-polisher, ass-kisser, back scratcher, backslapper, bootlicker, brown-nose, fawner, flatterer, flunky, kowtower, lackey, minion, teacher’s pet, yes-person, Ted Cruz.

It truly is embarrassing watching republicans kiss Donald Trump’s fat ass. I’m talking about elected officials as well as those who support the elected officials. The latest display of passionate boot licking was from Senator Tim Scott who endorsed Trump after the New Hampshire primary. If you listen closely you can hear someone in the audience yell “Suck his dick why don’t you!”.

Actually that didn’t happen but damn if I was there I would have yelled it. No one likes a kiss ass except for Republicans. Sweet Holy Moses!!!! They enjoy brown nosing just like Ted Cruz bowing to Donald Trump after Trump called his wife an ugly bitch. If Trump had said that to a Mexican American he would have had his ass kicked, not licked. Ted Cruz made it cool to be a kiss ass and wow Republicans are a really cool party!

Trump needs more ass kissers like Greg Abbott. He is the right height for the job. Everyone else, do your self a favor and buy a pair of knee pads.


It’s F***ing Friday: Stop whining

February 2, 2024

Welcome to Fucking Friday. It’s like “What Grinds My Gears” only worse.

Elections are just 10 months away and MSNBC is already giving air to all of the whiny little voters saying they aren’t going to vote because “No one is reaching out to them”, or “He isn’t doing enough on [name your issue], or “No one is kissing my ass”. It is getting old. It is time to grow the fuck up.

The adult comment when considering who to vote for is “I will vote for the individual who I have an opportunity to sway, to move my issue forward. He/She will never be perfect but I have to chose the one that I have a chance with”. And that is not fucking trump.

Just remember when your feelings are hurt, your panties are in a wad, you’re crossing your arms across your chest, and you refuse to vote, you risk electing someone that will not only screw you and your family but everyone else in the United States.

Many of you did exactly that in 2016. How did that work out for you, your family, women, immigrants, the Gay community, teachers, police, Muslims, Jews, non-Christians, victims of gun violence, and others? As a Mexican American you helped put a target on my back because of the hate speech ushered in by Trump.How in the fuck did acting like a fucking child help move your damn issue forward. Because of that vote in 2016 the United States Supreme Court has screwed us all for the next 30-40 years. Decades!

So this time, do us a favor. Grow up. Vote for someone that you have an opportunity to have a reasonable discussion with to move your particular concern forward. Voice your concern, be passionate about your issue, but when it comes time to do the right thing, do it.

Just fucking do it.