Texas sucks for retirees.

Thank god for Louisiana!

Bankrate issued their annual report on the America’s Best States to Retire in 2025 and as expected Texas brings up the bottom, ranked #49 just above Louisiana. Besides the lack of health care services, the weather, and the environment Texas has some of the highest rates of home insurance in the nation. Our electricity grid is fragile. Our streets are flooded with guns. And our elected officials don’t really give a shit about the citizens, instead they cater to the business community only.

You can see our ranking below and check out Texas by the Numbers (it ain’t pretty). Texas isn’t on the bottom of the list in every category. We are #1 in school shootings, lack of rural health care services, and #1 in total rapes but we have jobs. Lots and lots of jobs especially for retirees that they could apply for to pay their electricity bills. This is Greg Abbott’s Texas miracle! It’s a miracle any old fat would want to sit their sweaty fat retired ass here in Texas.


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