The Ten Commandments….According to Trump

March 29, 2024

I’m going to hell for this.

Trump is hawking bibles during Holy Week. So I thought it would be appropriate to post the Ten Commandments according to your lord and savior Donald Trump. If you are a christian and you are not outraged about what Trump is doing you might want to go back to church and ask for forgiveness.

The Ten Commandments. According to Trump:

  • You shall have no other God’s before me, except for me, Trump.
  • Thou shall not make idols, except for me, Trump.
  • Thou shall not take the lords name in vain goddamnit.
  • Remember the Sabbath to keep it holy unless you have a MAGAt rally to attend.
  • Honor your father and your mother as my son, Darrel, does.
  • Thou shall not commit murder unless you are on 5th street in New York
  • Thou shall not commit adultery unless it’s with a 20 year old porn star and you can pay her off to keep her goddamn mouth shut.
  • Thou shall not steal unless its from veterans, the poor, your donors, or your followers who donated to the stupid wall
  • Thou shall not lie. LOL
  • Thou shall not covet unless you need a loan.

Thous shall not lie. ROTFL. Seriously. That is fuckin funny. Let’s us prey.


League City Council rejects their own new flag design

March 27, 2024

It’s as if they are tired of beating up on librarians.

Who knew there was an organization that provides guidance on principles of a proper flag design. Apparently there is. The North American Vexillological Association. According to NAVA:

The North American Vexillological Association is an international, non-profit, scholarly organization dedicated to vexillology, the study of flags and their cultural, historical, political, and social significance.  It is the largest association of its kind in the world.  NAVA advances vexillology as a social science. It does not participate in the patriotic promotion of any particular flag.

So according to the Galveston Daily News in 2023 someone offered to help redesign the flag to adhere to the 5 basic principles of flag design established by NAVA.

The Five Principles are:

  1. Keep It Simple.  The flag should be so simple that a child can draw it from memory.
  2. Use Meaningful Symbolism.  The flag’s images, colors, or patterns should relate to what it symbolizes.
  3. Use 2 or 3 Basic Colors.  Limit the number of colors on the flag to three which contrast well and come from the standard color set.
  4. No Lettering or Seals.  Never use writing of any kind or an organization’s seal.
  5. Be Distinctive or Be Related.  Avoid duplicating other flags, but use similarities to show connections.

The designs above all failed to win the vote of City Council so no new flag and librarians have been put on notice.


Texas Conservatives rally against Ken Paxton

March 24, 2024

“He’s gone too far.”

Republicans across Texas are outraged over the latest attack on personal freedoms. Paxton has filed lawsuit after lawsuit limiting women’s reproductive rights, their rights to travel, and immigrant rights who legally enter the country but yesterday he went too far.

According to the Houston Chronicle Paxton is now limiting access to website across the State with an all out internet ban. Many Republicans are outraged by the micromanaging by Paxton and limiting their 1st Amendment rights. As one said “What I do in my bedroom or bathroom is none of Paxton’s business!”.

According to the Houston Chronicle Paxton has sued a number of companies causing them to cut off access to their sites in the State. Porn sites like Pornhub have been accused of not verifying the age of horny kids. Conservatives are pissed including other elected officials. “You can ban books. You can ban women’s reproductive rights. You can ban illegal immigration, but you, Sir, have gone too far! The next time I see Ken Paxton I am going to beat him off with BOTH hands!”.

Conservatives. You just got to love them. Welcome to Satire Sunday.


KEEP: Katy Educational Excellence Partners

March 22, 2024

This is encouraging!

KEEP is an organization in Katy dedicated to public education. Ten years ago we didn’t need organizations like this because most everyone had trust in our School Districts to do the right thing for students, teachers, and parents. Then the Scott Bowen’s of Texas began flooding our school board campaigns with partisan candidates and money.

Here in CCISD Bowen brought partisan politics into the classroom and it’s happening all across Texas. Billionaires began donating money to candidates, excessive amounts such as $150,000 to win three seats on the Keller ISD board. They all won. School board elections should cost, at most, $5000. $50,000 per candidate is obscene. Here in CCISD Bowen invited Defend Texas Liberty to participate in our school board elections. They are funded by two billionaires and was recently defunded after their leadership met with a known white supremacist. Their candidate lost.

KEEP’s values are documented:

Kudos to KEEP!


Keller ISD Trustee purging records

March 21, 2024

When you don’t like what people are saying to you, simply delete the records.

I doubt anyone at CCISD would do something this stupid, well, maybe Scott Bowen, but no one else. Keller ISD is continuing their investigation into how a Dutch evangelical film crew was allowed into a high school without authorization from the School Board. The board member who gave them access to the school immediately resigned to spend more time with their attorney and several others are being asked to resign for their role in the scandal including Trustee Micah Young.

After the event was exposed Trustee Micah Young posted an apology to his Keller ISD Facebook page and was hammered by hundreds calling for his resignation. After nearly 600 comments with the overwhelming number calling for his resignation he simply deleted the apology and the comments.

There could be a problem with this. If he is using his page as part of his position (he is) then he must preserve the data under the Texas Open Records Act. Luckily the Texas Attorney General’s office is sympathetic to those who break the law so I doubt if they will take action but those filing a civil suit might be interested.


CCISD Trustee to speak at anti-government extremist group

March 19, 2024

True Texas Project has been listed as one of 15 hate and anti-government groups in Texas. This list includes the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, Mom’s for Liberty, and Patriot Front a white supremacist group. This local chapter was banned from holding meetings at the Webster Presbyterian Church after the elders learned of their background.

So Scott Bowen, a CCISD Trustee is going to be their speaker tonight. The meeting is open to everyone so it should be very interesting. True Texas Project attempted to hold a forum for League City Council candidates but it was cancelled due to lack of interest by the candidates. At least they know better than Scott.

Last August True Texas Project hosted Chris Russo. Who is Chris Russo? Glad you asked. From a previous post about Scott Bowen affiliation with Russo:

Chris Russo. (More on Chris below) Director of Texans for Strong Borders. Was seen chauffeuring [Nick] Fuentes [known white supremacist] to and from the meeting at Pale Horse Strategies this month. Multiple people, who asked not to be named to avoid drawing the attention of white nationalists, told the Tribune that Russo has ties to Fuentes’ so-called “groyper” movement. 

Scott and Russo are buddies. Again from a previous post:

This is truly strange coincidence. Russo, Cheshire, and Bowen graduated from Texas A&M. All three were on the Student Senate together. Russo was the President of the Senate the year right after Bowen. Cheshire co-authored a bill concerning the Gay Community at Texas A&M on religious freedom grounds. Russo and Cheshire are directors for Texans for Strong Borders, an anti-immigrant PAC primarily funded by Defend Texas Liberty. Russo is listed as the Treasurer with an address in El Lago.

This is who Scott Bowen is associating with. The Texas Tribune wrote an extensive set of articles on all of these individuals. I spoke at a CCISD board meeting calling on Bowen to disavow these organizations and to return the $2000 contribution he received from Defend Texas Liberty. So now he is going to speak at one of these organizations.

Film at 11. Literally.


The case against student loan forgiveness

March 18, 2024

Hear me out.

The Biden administration has been trying to forgive federal student loans for thousands of students. So far he has been semi-successful. There are a lot of obstacles remaining and I doubt if he could get a bill passed in Congress no matter who is in control of the two chambers. I’ve got a problem with loan forgiveness.

I feel the pain of those who are saddled with debt. I walked out of school with a loan that took 10 years to pay off but I paid it. My biggest concern about loan forgiveness is when does it stop. Let’s assume next year Biden is successful in wiping out all federal student loans. What happens to the loans the following year? And the year afterward? When does the forgiveness stop? This is unsustainable.

Also who is expected to pay for this forgiveness? It’s not free money. Someone is going to pay for it and it’s the taxpayers. Yes student loan debt is a problem but simply forgiving a loan that someone agreed to is not the answer.

Instead how about eliminating the interest on the loan as long as the debt is paid on a periodic basis. How about giving credits to those who work in education, the military, or other qualified professions? How about giving credits to those who volunteer with various organizations that benefit your community? How about helping those with debt instead of just giving them a free ride for something they agreed to?

Then how about fixing the damn problem so it won’t continue to happen? Interest rates should be low or completely eliminated. Loans should not be bloated by adding on non school related expenses such as entertainment. How about regulating the cost of education based upon income? And once the loan is due the payments should be flexible based upon income. There are many ways to relieve student debt.

Forgiveness isn’t that way.


Greg Abbott calls to change 95 year old Texas Motto

March 17, 2024

According to the Texas State Historical Association: The word Friendship was adopted as the Texas state motto by the Forty-first Texas Legislature in February 1930. The word was probably chosen because the name Texas or Tejas was the Spanish pronunciation of a Caddo Indian word sometimes translated to mean “friends” or “allies.”

Today Governor Abbott will ask the Texas Legislature to change the motto. “After nearly 100 years it is time that we, as conservatives, change the motto of our great State to something that reflects the current state of the State and one that adequately represents who we are.”

So in 2025 my first bill I will sign will be to change our motto from Friendship to Fuck You. If you are gay, fuck you. If you are a gun violence survivor, fuck you. If you are a Jew, Muslim, or any non-christian, fuck you. If you are from out of state, in law enforcement, in the military, or a Mexican, fuck you.

And if you are a teacher, in the words of Mattress Mac, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

That is who we are. That is what we have become. So, fuck you, fuck off, and welcome to Satire Sunday.


Questions to ask candidates for CCISD Trustee

March 16, 2024

Difficult questions should be asked.

CCISD will hold an election for District 4 on May 4, 2024. You can find all election information at their Elections Webpage. Candidates are being asked questions about why they are running. Community Impact posted the District 4 candidates, Jeff Larson and Albert Wittliff responses to their generic questions. I believe we need to ask a few more pointed questions. If you have other questions that need to be asked please contact me.

Fundraising. In the past few years significant money has been spent by out of district PACs and a particular political party trying to influence the vote. What is your opinion of accepting funds or in-kind contributions from these PACs and organizations?

Politics in Schools. Over the past few years CCISD has had major disruptions by board members bringing in divisive topics such as CRT, which has never been taught, is not taught, and will never be taught in CCISD schools. What are your thoughts about divisive topics being pushed by political parties?

Book bans. What are your thoughts about our public school libaries and the push to ban books?

Vouchers. School vouchers, or what some call school “choice” is very unpopular within the district and will drain much needing funding from the district. Would you support a resolution by the Board in support or against school vouchers?

Funding.
School funding in Texas has become an incredible mess. How can you on the board influence our elected officials to adequately fund our schools?

LGBTQ Issues
Our gay community has been under attack by anti-gay organizations some right here in the CCISD area. What are your thoughts about our gay community within CCISD including our teachers, parents, and students? Do you support the attacks by these organizations? Do you support attacks on any marginalized members of our community?

Safety
The district has spent millions of dollars fortifying schools yet the playgrounds, practice fields, and busses are still not safe from an individual with a military style weapon. Is there anything else the district can do?

Chaplains in School
The district can vote to have religious chaplains replace professional counselors at schools. Do you support this. If so do you support people of all religions serving as counselors? Do you have any exceptions such as a ban on Buddists, Muslims, or Nuwaubians?


A guide to the Texas Democratic Convention

March 16, 2024

My first convention was in El Paso!

I’ve been to every Texas Democratic Party Convention since 1992 (or 1994). They are fun, energizing, and informative. You can find all the information for the convention at the Texas Democratic Party website texasdemocraticconvention.com. You can also sign up to be a delegate. Here is a guide for those who have never attended before.

Hotel
Book early. If you can try reserving in the host hotel, the Marriott. It’s were all the action is at. Check this website for the hotels the TDP has reserved.

Become a Delegate to the State Convention
Attend the county convention if you can. It is on March 23, Saturday. You can find information about the Harris County Convention here. Sign up to be a delegate to the State Convention. If you cannot attend the County Convention you can still be a delegate to the State. Contact your county chair.

General Schedule.
Thursday is the kickoff party.
Friday is the State Democratic Executive Committee (SDEC) meeting in the morning. Various Caucus and training meetings will take place. Speeches by elected officials will take place at night.
Saturday the Congressional District Delegates will convene and elected delegates to the National Convention. There will be more speeches Saturday night. The convention ends on Saturday evening but the parties will continue.

Kick Off Party
Thursday evening is the kickoff party of the convention. I always find it to be fun. It is a fundraiser so they will have a little food and a cash bar. Usually there is a speaker or more. It’s a good way to mingle with other like minded people. Plan for dinner before or after. Lots of elected officials usually attend this party.

Check in
You will find the check in desk at the convention center. I believe we will be checking in by congressional district this year. Find your district, and check in. You will receive a ballot for electing delegates to the National Convention. You will also receive a delegate badge, then find an organization that sells a lanyard and plastic holder. They usually sell them for a few dollars. You will also receive a tote bag with a program for the weekend.

Party Business
The State Democratic Executive Committee meets on Friday. The meeting is open if you care to attend. You will get an idea of what the party does at the SDEC meetings. (hint: It’s boring)

Lady Bird Breakfast
Early in the morning on Saturday is another fundraiser. Personally I would skip it especially if you had a late night on Friday.

Petitions
Do yourself and everyone else a favor. Don’t sign any petitions to get a resolution on the floor of the convention. If a resolution is important it will go through the proper channels for resolution. Fringe groups use this tactic to get controversial subjects brought to the floor for debate and voting. It’s usually a long, drawn out process, which results in a hill of beans. I am sure there will be something concerning the Israeli/Gaza situation.

Parties and hospitality suites
Many organizations will hold parties or hospitality suites with food and drinks. Find one that interests you and go meet like minded people. The Young Democrats usually put on a good event as well as the LGBTQ organization. Elected officials, counties, cities, and others will host at a suite in a hotel or at a local bar. Look for invitations in your convention bag or advertisements.

Caucuses and training
On Friday and Saturday there will be a number of organizations that will meet up. In the past I have been disappointed because the entire 2 hours are almost taken over by candidates wanting to talk. Some orgs put the candidates at the end of business. Some are very informal and others actually conduct business of electing leadership etc. Find one and attend. I personally like the Hispanic Caucuses (yes there are multiple) and the Gun Safety Caucus. There will also be training for VAN, how to run a campaign, etc. Again find one and attend.

Exhibits
Bring some money! There will be an Exhibit Hall area selling t-shirts, lanyards, etc as well as informational booths. Many years ago I had a booth concerning consumer issues. It was a very fun way to talk with people about issues concerning new home constructions, electricity, and home insurance.

Mexico
Mexico is a short walk across the bridge. You can enjoy great food, drinks and shopping. Bring your passport, stay with a group, and verify with the State Department on travel recommendations.

Enjoy the convention! Look for me at the bar!


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