League City Texas is a small community south of Houston. They pride themselves as being a conservative, christian, mostly white, city of love and diversity.
So next week League City will vote on a resolution, sponsored by Mayor Nick Long, that will ban books at the city library that contains subjects indoctrinating children in anti-christian lifestyles. According to a League City Councilman:
“The sanctity of marriage is sacred to League Citians. We do not condone adultery or normalizing single parenthood, porking porn stars or getting married over and over again. This is not a League City family value and all books referencing divorce or adultery in any form should be banned from our public libraries.”
“Books on gun topics should also be banned because they also go against our christian, family values especially after the Uvalde massacre that killed 19 children and 2 teachers. These books indoctrinate our children into a life style of shooting people to solve problems. As with adultery this is not a wholesome, christian, family value worthy of League City.”
The resolution will be voted on next week following a singles only prayer circle at the local shooting range.
Bay Area Houston 
They can have my book about guns when they pry it from my cold dead fingers. Come and take it!