Bay Area Houston

No place but Sugar Land Texas.

Retiring Congressman Troy Nehls from the Sugar Land area, a diverse, well educated area claimed Trump is the second coming of Jesus Christ. The last time I remember someone saying his band was more popular than Jesus resulted in the mass burning of their albums.

In March 1966, John Lennon stated that The Beatles were “more popular than Jesus” in a London Evening Standard interview, claiming Christianity was declining while rock music was growing. While ignored in the UK, the quote caused massive backlash in the US later that year, resulting in record burnings, radio bans, and Ku Klux Klan protests. 

Nehls comment, like John Lennon, was met with the same outrage. Even his twin brother, Trever, (yes, “Trever”) who is running for his brother’s position, has distanced himself from Troy stating “I barely know who he is.” He later added “I can’t believe Troy would have taken the time to take his lips off of Trump’s ass to make a stupid statement like that.”

This isn’t the first time Nehls has been in the news. Not only has he been accused of kissing ass, he was accused of stolen valor wearing medals he did not earn. He was accused of profiling Hispanics while acting like a Sheriff. He was also involved in an accident requiring the jaws of life to free his rotten ass.

Good riddance you rotten bastard.

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