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Remember Marie Antoinette? There is no evidence she actually said “Let them eat cake” as the citizens of France were starving.

But…there is evidence, and it’s on film, of Texas Congressman Troy Nehls saying he is going to sit back and eat lobsters and ribeyes on July 4th when he as asked about the affordability issue of Americans. Take a minute to watch him below.

Troy also couldn’t help but kiss Trump’s ass claiming he is the best president in his lifetime. Troy is well known for ass kissing. He is probably the biggest ass kisser in Texas overshadowing Senator John Cornyn and Senator Ted Cruz. Troy isn’t running for reelection, but his brother is. Troy comes from a family of ass kissers so don’t expect anything different from his twin brother, Trevor. Trevor will have his lips sewn to Trump’s ass on day one if elected. Troy was involved in an incident requiring the Jaws of Life:

“Our brave first responders took decisive action with the jaws of life and tried to pry Congressman Nehls lips off of Donald Trump’s ass, but he was stuck. 

Troy is also an asshole. He was criticized for stolen valor, claiming he was in combat. He claimed Trump was the “second coming”. He was caught profiling Latinos. From a previous post:

Nehls was fired from the Richmond Police Department. He is now the Sheriff of Fort Bend. How in the world can this happen? Nehls should have been banned from law enforcement not elevated. Compound this with the fact that his department was caught profiling Latinos in speed traps. 

So on this 4th, as you are celebrating the 250th birthday of American, think about Marie and Troy and enjoy your fucking cake.

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