So much for the “Law and Order” party. Congressman Ron Jackson.

August 15, 2023

Law and order my ass.

Case in point, Congressman Ron Jackson, former White House doctor who was accused by the Department of Defense of “making “sexual and denigrating” comments about a female subordinate, violated the policy on drinking alcohol on a presidential trip and took prescription-strength sleeping medication that prompted worries from his colleagues about his ability to provide proper medical care.”

He is now a Republican Congressman. How fitting. As with the Republican Party he was caught on video being taken down by police. According to the video he is heard threatening law enforcement like a whiny little bitch:

“I’m going to call the governor tomorrow and I’m going to talk to him about this (expletive), because this is (expletive) ridiculous,” Jackson can later be heard telling a state trooper, his voice raised.

According to the Houston Chronicle it got worse as the Sheriff noted:

Shortly after the encounter, Carson County Sheriff Tam Terry talked with Jackson by phone. According to the sheriff’s written report, Jackson repeatedly told Terry that there needed to be consequences for the deputies who had handcuffed him. After Terry responded that he didn’t need to be threatened, Jackson said that “he would pull hell and high water and come and ‘bury me in the next election,’ ” the sheriff wrote.

He is a perfect republican. A hypocritical, whiny little bitch. At least he didn’t whack the police over the head with an American flag.


Texas Tribune Festival Sept 21-23

August 14, 2023

This ought to be very interesting!

From the Texas Tribune About page:
Venture capitalist John Thornton founded The Texas Tribune and provided its initial $1 million in funding in 2008. Evan Smith joined as co-founder and CEO with Ross Ramsey serving as co-founder and executive editor, and the Tribune launched on election night of 2009. Today, the Tribune is recognized as a leader in digital-first journalism as well as a national role model for sustainability. In 2022, Thornton retired from the board, and Smith and Ramsey retired from the staff. Sonal Shah began as Tribune CEO in January 2023. Smith remains a senior adviser to the Tribune.

The Tribune Festival will be held in Austin and has a slew of interesting speakers as well as a couple of douches including Ted Cruz. Speakers include Katie Couric, James Carville, Karl Rove (yes, Karl Rove), Congressman Colin Alred, Jake Tapper from CNN and many others.

Should be a very interesting weekend. You can find detailed information here.


Run for something…..you are qualified for

August 10, 2023

Before you file to run for a political office do yourself, your family, and your friends a favor by investigating the office before running for the office. Here are a few tips and questions you might want to consider before signing up. I am sure a political consultant might want to add a few other tips to this list. 

Running for office is not a game. Running for office is not a game. It’s not cute. It is very, very, tough work for the candidate and your volunteers. The position has a direct impact on people’s lives whether it is timely trash collection, providing a safe neighborhood with our police and our fire fighters, or protecting our country from foreign and domestic threats. Don’t cheapen the office by running just for the sake of running and distracting from those who have a clear understanding of what they are doing and are qualified to run.

What qualifications do you bring to the table? Our government allows anyone to put their name on the ballot but some shouldn’t. Ask yourself if you understand the position you are running for. Do you have qualifications or personal experience that would apply to this position? If you are running for County Attorney do you have experience in the legal field? Do you understand the process used to pass legislation, and do you know the players who are behind the scenes? Have you been involved in your community or in the office that you want to represent?

Follow the law. Running for office requires you to follow the laws of the State governing elections such as filing timely financial reports disclosing donations and expenditures. Visit the Texas Ethics Commission website BEFORE you run, not after a complaint has been filed. A complaint could be very costly to you and your treasurer.

It will cost money. Lots of money. Sometimes a shitload of money. A run for a State Representative seat will cost half a million dollars if competitive. This will include requiring money to run a successful campaign to target the needed number of voters to win. If you do not intend to raise the necessary amount of money needed, then do not run, Do the math before you sign. Understand what the campaign will need and how much this will cost and whether you can raise that amount.

How many votes do you need to win? This is a hard question and is never an exact science but you can determine, with analysis of the past elections, an idea of the number of votes needed to push you over the top. This number will drive your campaign strategy and fundraising efforts. If you can’t answer this question then you really shouldn’t run.

How much money will it take to win? The number of votes you need to win will drive your fundraising efforts. As said above, running for office is not a game and it costs money. You will be on the phone for hours a day raising campaign cash in order to achieve that winning number.

Who is your financial base? Who will you be depending upon to achieve your financial goals in order to achieve that winning number of votes? Who will have fundraisers for you? Who are your major go to guys for funds?

Who is your volunteer base? Who will be there to make phone calls for you or block walk in the hot sun? Do you have a base of supporters or do you intend to file and expect your political clubs to drop what they are doing and support you? A campaign will strain your relationships with family and friends. It’s a grueling undertaking requiring a considerable amount of dedication and support. You should have buy in from your family and those you expect to support you before you sign up.

Good luck and thank you for running. Or not.


If you come after us…..

August 9, 2023

You might get the chair.

The brawl on the deck in Atlanta (see it here) was an unnecessary, ill advised, fight that ended in a bunch of white guys getting their asses kicked, much like the battle of the Alamo. It was a mini race war and it didn’t end well.

In a nutshell a group of white males assaulted a security guard who moved their pontoon boat (that in itself should warrant a beat down) a few feet so a much larger commercial boat could dock. At one time there were 5 guys beating on the guard. But….once the boat docked the 5 white guys confronted a large group exiting the boat who proceeded to open a can of whoop ass including one individual whacking the shit out of a couple of people with a folding chair. (He was rightfully arrested)

It was clearly racially motivated and the pontooners will have to address charges in court. The folding chair has since become a symbol of fighting back against racism. It can’t be tolerated any more. It has to be addressed quickly, but without violence. The Democrats in this country might want to step up their game. The “big tent” party might want to start picking up a folding chair instead of just shooting their mouth off.

We, as a society, cannot tolerate racism, bigotry, intolerance, any longer. The Alabama beatdown should send a clear message to racists and MAGAts. If you come after African Americans, Latinos, Gays, Asian Americans, Women, Muslims, Jews, teachers, police, government employees, Irish, Italians, Germans, or any American, you might get a folding chair upside your head.

Figuratively speaking.


Dirty tricks in the Houston City Council races

August 7, 2023

Be prepared. Maybe.

I don’t see any candidates in the Mayor, Controller, at Large 1-5 stooping to the level of Eric Dick, candidate for At Large 5 in 2019, in the upcoming elections. Maybe a candidate in District E might dip into unethical campaigning but for the most part dirty tricks probably won’t happen. Here are some examples over the years:

Dirty Tricks. Eric Dick
Eric Dick in 2013 and 2019 sent out mailers that looked as if elected officials had endorsed him. In 2013 Dick had the habit of taking pictures with elected officials then used their pictures in a mailer as if they were supporting him. They weren’t. Then in epic fashion he out did himself sending out mailers to the Black community in the runoff for At Large 5 claiming some organization had endorsed him. You can see the front and back here. In the end, he lost and the Texas Ethics Commission fined him $30,000 and referred him to the Texas Bar.

Dirty Tricks. Dave Wilson
Dave Wilson won a seat on the Houston Community Board beating out a 24 year incumbent. From the Texas Observer:

The anti-gay activist printed mailers for his campaign featuring pictures of African-Americans that said, “Please vote for our friend and neighbor Dave Wilson.” The pictures came from the Internet, Wilson said.

Dave Wilson wasn’t even in the pictures. It said that Ron Wilson, a Black State Representative, asked for voters to vote for Dave Wilson. Ron Wilson was actually Dave Wison’s cousin. In Iowa. Here is the mailer:

Dirty Tricks: Misleading Endorsements
This is hard to prove. There are organizations that seem to be running a “pay to play” endorsement. For a $25,000 donation you too could be listed on their endorsement mailer or magazine. As a possible example Aubrey Taylor of Houston Business Connections has a well designed blog. I don’t believe it is an actual website, just a blog. (like mine but my design sucks) Taylor lists endorsements like the one below. He is listed as a “newspaper” although I have never seen anything in print. Because of this he can receive donations without disclosure. I doubt HBC actually interviewed some of the candidates listed below.

Dirty Tricks: Misleading PACs
In the Democratic primary of 2020 and organization call Fort Bend United run by Shapnick Khan distributed an endorsement brochure titled “Harris County Democratic Voters Guide” (see below). Harris County had nothing to do with this voters guide, by law. Harris County Democratic Party had nothing to do with this, by bylaws. But it sure did look nice, and well written. Their endorsements included absolutely horrible candidates running against Commissioner Adrian Garcia and Judge Lina Hidalgo. Fort Bend United has since filed a campaign finance report showing a $0 COH. The Treasurer, Shapnick Khan also created a PAC called Texas Progressive Executive Council in 2021. He raised no money and it is now listed as “Inactive”

Dirty Tricks: District E
I’m looking forward to seeing what one candidate is going to do since he is self financing and is an extreme partisan candidate running in a non partisan race. To be continued.


Texas Governor Abbott “Texas is not for sale. Someone bought it already”

August 3, 2023

Greg Abbott has some balls to be claiming Texas is not for sale.

Abbott has sold Texas to the highest bidder for decades. Who do you think runs the state? Who do you think bankrolls republican candidates across the state even candidates against Greg Abbott?

I’ll give you a hint, Texas oligarchs and their PACs. There is the PAC, Defend Texas Liberty, who has pumped millions into races including $10,000 into our local CCISD races. Two Texas billionaire oligarchs funded this PAC, Farris Wilks and Timothy Dunn. They donated nearly $12 million in just 3 years to their PAC. It is an unlimited source of money as documented by CNN.

There are the Weekley brothers, David and Richard, homebuilders and developers. They own Greg Abbott’s ass. They donated $28 Million over the last decade. There are PAC’s like Texans for Lawsuit Reform that has raised millions to fund candidates that would, and have, weakened our civil justice system. There are Home Insurance PACs, funded by the insurance industry, claiming to be advocating for the homeowner. LOL.

These PACs are responsible for our sagging education system, high insurance, electricity, and college costs, our out of control health care costs. But don’t trust me, just look at your damn bills. So spare me with your stupid bullshit Abbott and Fox News. Texas has been sold already. Bought and paid for. How about focusing on that instead the pissant donation by George Soros?

But….Soros has single handedly funded a PAC called Texas Majority with a $750,000 donation, a small drop in the bucket compared to the millions donated by Texas oligarchs. In their last report TM has spent about $650,000 on consultants, travel, salaries, and polling. I’ve listed their contributions and expenditures below. Soros has been known to fund candidates in deep blue areas with far left candidates and after losing his money dries up. I would keep an eye out for this PAC.

Contributions
NameAmount
Democracy PAC II$850,000
Others$2,040
Total$852,040
Expenditures
Consulting$356,763
Polling$108,574
Overhead$47,239
Fundraising$32,053
Travel$30,397
Other$15,524
Legal$6,377
Food$585
Fees$573
Total$601,216

CliffsNotes: Trump’s Jan 6 Indictment

August 2, 2023

I took one for the team and read the 45 page indictment against Trump. Here are the highlights.

Everyone who testified are Republicans

  • Everyone who told Trump he lost including his staff, his cabinet members, the AG, the State Secretary of States, State Legislators are all republicans. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
  • Trump knew he lost. Over and over again he was told he had lost. There was no election fraud. He even admitted it.
  • Pence, Senior leaders of the Justice Department, the Director of National Intelligence, The Department of Homeland Security Cybersecurity and Infrastructure, Senior White House Attorneys, Senior staffers on the 2020 re-election campaign, State Legislators and officials from 7 states (all republicans), State and Federal Courts, all told Trump there was no election fraud.
  • Everyone in the indictment that testified against Trump are republicans. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
  • Co-Conspirator #1 is Rudy Giuliani. Co-Conspirator #2 is former Trump lawyer John Eastman, Co-Conspirator #3 is former Trump lawyer Sidney Powell, Co-Conspirator #4 is Justice Department official Jeffrey Clark. Co-Conspirator #5 is pro-Trump lawyer Kenneth Chesebro. Co-Conspirator #6 is unknown. None have been indicted. Yet.

No Election Fraud Found

  • Trump claimed 10,000 dead people voted in Georgia. Republican Secretary of State testified this was false.
  • Trump claimed there were 205,000 more votes than voters in Pennsylvania. Trump’s AG and Deputy AG testified that this was false.
  • Trump claimed there was a suspicious dump of 105,000 votes in Michigan. The AG, Speaker of the house, Majority leader of the Senate testified this was false. (all republicans)
  • Trump claimed there was tens of thousands of double votes in Nevada. The SOS testified this was not true as did the Nevada Supreme Court.
  • Trump claimed that 30,000 non-citizens voted in Arizona. Trump’s campaign manager and the Speaker of the House testified this was not true.Trump claimed that the voting machines in various states were hacked. His AG, Acting AG, Deputy AG, all testified this was not true.
  • Trump paid for a recount in Wisconsin which resulted in more votes for Biden. Trump claimed there were more votes than voters. The AG testified that was not true. The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled against Trump.

Fake Electors

  • Trump and his co-conspirators developed a “fake elector” scheme to marshal individuals who would have served as the Defendant’s electors, only if he was successful in flipping the state in seven targeted states Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, New Mexico, Pennsylvania,and Wisconsin.
  • This turned out not to be true. The fake electors were to be submitted only to create a fake conspiracy and stop the certification.
  • State officials were enlisted to provide access the fake electors access to the State Capitols.
  • These lists of fake electors were provided to the Senate with help from the Chair of the Republican National Committee.

Illegally Leveraging the Justice System

  • Trump wanted to replace the Acting AG with Co-Conspirator #4, Jeffery Clark, and environmental attorney with no experience with criminal law in order for Clark to stop the certification.
  • Clark issue a letter to the Acting AG, Deputy AG, demanding they sign it falsely claiming the DOJ had found significant election fraud claims. They refused.
  • If Trump had replaced the Acting AG with Clark, he would have sent the letter to the States causing the certification to be stopped.
  • On Jan 3 Clark informed the Acting AG that he was accepting the position. The Acting AG
  • Trump met with Conspirator 4,the Acting Attorney General,the Acting Deputy Attorney General,theJustice Department’s Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel, the White House Counsel,a Deputy White House Counsel, and a Senior Advisor expressing his plan to replace the Acting AG with Clark.
  • Trump was advised it would lead to mass resignations of the Justice Department and his own White House Counsel. Trump relented.

Screwing over Pence

  • Trump on multiple times told Pence to use his ceremonial powers to overturn the election.
  • Pence on multiple times told Trump he did not have the power to do that.
  • On Jan 6 Trump falsley claimed at his rally that Pence refused to follow the law. He turned their anger towards Pence

This is some really fucked up shit folks. You can take an hour of your own time to read the entire indictment here. https://int.nyt.com/data/documenttools/trump-jan-6-indictment-2020-election/1f1c76972b25c802/full.pdf


Myth Busting: Texas health care system is the best

August 1, 2023

We do things bigger in Texas. We have bigger liars.

How many damn times do you hear elected officials say “We have the best health care system in the world”? Well guess what? We don’t. In fact we suck.

According to the Austin Statesman Texas ranks #45 in health care services. There were many factors including in this ranking including cost of premiums, % of insured Texans, and number of doctors. For you newbies in the State, Texas passed major tort reform putting limits on lawsuits against doctors and hospitals promising lower health care cost and lower insurance premiums. Guess what? It didn’t work.

But it gets worse. Over the last 20 years Texas used to be the best State to do business. And now it’s a lousy State to live in. In fact Texas has dropped to #7 for business and #1 in the worst state to live in. This ranking included health care, inclusion, and workers protections. So our health care system ranks 45th, we hate the gay community, Blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, non-christians. We love unlimited access to guns. Our public school system is one of the worst funded in the country. It’s harder to vote in Texas than in Iraq. We have the most corrupt government in the United States. And we won’t even let workers take breaks during the heat of the day. Yeah Texas!

But it gets worse. Most Texans don’t care. They almost enjoy being deceived and charged out the ass for everything from electricity to healthcare. As I said in “Texas by the Numbers”:

After 20 years of republican rule in Texas with 8 years as Governor, here is Abbott’s record:


Raising Campaign Cash: Harris County District Attorney Candidates

July 31, 2023

It’s a bit early but candidates for Harris County District Attorney have filed campaign finance reports.

Incumbent DA, Kim Ogg, raised $55,695, spent $28,571, has an outstanding loan of $48,489 and has $274,748 Cash on Hand. Nothing unusual about her report.

Her opponent in the Democratic primary, Sean Teare, raised $748,317, spent $102,192, no outstanding loans, and has $608,269 Cash on Hand. There are two major donations to Teare, one from Laura Turek for $100,000 and $500,000 from Scott Freeman. Without these donations he raised $148,317.

Harris County has no restrictions on the amount that can be donated to a candidate. I expect Mattress MAGAt Mac to pour a few millions into a republican candidate but that candidate has not filed a treasurer appointment yet.


HISD to convert libraries into paddling rooms

July 30, 2023

We knew it was coming.

As part of the State takeover of the Houston Independent School District libraries across the state are being turned into disciplinary centers.

“There is nothing better than a good old fashion paddling to straighten out and humiliate a child.” said an Texas Governor Greg Abbott. Corporal punishment, including hitting a child with a paddle, a belt, rope, or electrical cord, was outlawed decades ago except in the Catholic Church where knuckle whacking with a ruler is still performed.

Parents had mixed feeling about the proposed punishment. According to one parent, “I have no problem with a teacher whipping the snot out of my kid just as long I can do the same to the teacher if my kids grades don’t improve.” According to the new superintendent “Paddling centers will be implemented across the district. Paddlings, whippings, and slaps will continue until parents show they are capable of discipling their own kids. Maybe we could extend the paddling to parents.”

And welcome to Satire Sunday.