La Marque City Council Member Joseph Lowry gets Depants on Video

August 19, 2025

Joseph Lowry got his big ass whooped on live stream.

Yesterday the City of La Marque Council was debating on whether to put a bond up for a vote by the citizen concerning the building of the new police department building. It was a very long meeting lasting over 4 hours. In the end a vote was taken but it wasn’t concerning putting anything on the ballot. They did vote on the tax rate for 2025-2026. But there were a couple of moments you might be interested in. I took one for the team and found these nuggets of ass whooping.

04:57:38. Lowry pats himself on the back for his successful effort to roll back taxes which eventually delayed the construction of the police department. He claims there were bribes being taken for permits. He talks about a “forensic audit” that has not been performed. You can hear a UGH from someone on the Council.

04:49:42 Mayor Bell lays into Lowry concerning his baseless allegations of corruption. No one is talking about corruption, not the police, not the DA, not the Sheriff, not the citizens. The only one is you Mr. Lowry. [not the exact words] Bell tells Lowry that a forensic audit requires focus, a starting point, which Lowry has failed to provide. LOL.

05:05:30 Lowry continues with his baseless allegations of corruption. Bell tells Lowry to stop the lies of corruption. Lowry makes a stupid threat of “be careful” as if he is going to do something, and he did later. Bell continues to ask Lowry to bring a positive attitude instead of his baseless claims in order to move the issue forward. Later Lowry posted some kind of audio that he claims proves his allegations of corruption.

06:06:57 Bell continues his beat down of Lowry for his baseless allegation. It’s been a year and a half since he has been on the board and all he has done is make allegations with no proof.

What a shit show. The video has been posted.


A Rare Opportunity to See Congressman Brian Babin in Person

August 18, 2025

The event is not in the district but it is close.

Congressman Brian Babin will finally make a public appearance on August 27 at Rice University to discuss the massive cuts to NASA, science, and research. Ever since being elected to Congress, ten years ago, Babin has never addressed his constituents in person. Instead he has “teleconferences” where he defends everything trump is doing and then takes pre-screened questions from his supporters. Questions like “Trump is like Jesus.” which isn’t even a question but whatever. Like his telecoms he will probably not take questions.

So, if you would like to attend, it is free. August 27 3:00 PM. Rice University. Be there. It will be wild. Personally I hope they boo the living shit out of rotten ass. Click here for tickets.


BAHEP’s Bob Mitchell to Challenge Scott Bowen for State Representative in HD 129

August 15, 2025

Well color me late to the game.

Bob Mitchell, the former President of the Bay Area Houston Economic Partnership has filed to run against former CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen for State Representative. Bob is a conservative candidate running on the right issues. (Check out his website at https://www.bobmitchell4tx.com) He has experience. He has the political skills. He has political connections and is already supported by local conservative leaders, including Pearland Mayor Kevin Cole, Friendswood Mayor Mike Foreman, Seabrook Mayor Jim Sweeney, former Seabrook Mayor Thom Kolupski, Taylor Lake Village Mayor Jon Keeney, former Morgans Point Mayor Michel Bechtel, and former Houston Mayor Pro-Tem Dave Martin. That is an impressive list.

As a Democrat I would probably support a qualified Democrat if one chooses to be on the ballot but this district is so gerrymandered that a Democrat could knock on 25,000 doors, make over 20,000 phone calls, and raise over $400,000 and still lose by 15+ points. (I should know, I worked on that campaign) It would be a very tough race to win but the republican primary is different.

This primary will pit a conservative against a MAGAt. Mitchell vs Bowen. It could be one district where the Conservatives have a chance to take back their once great party or the MAGAts continue with their version of conservatives who brush off racism, out of control spending, screwing public education, and siding with insurance companies over the businesses and citizens in the Bay Area. Conservatives threw Bowen off the CCISD School Board. Maybe they will keep him out of the House.

Can Conservatives take back their party in House District 129? I hope so.


Will a Conservative Challenge MAGAt Scott Bowen for State Representative?

August 15, 2025

I hope so.

After a major loss in his school board race Scott Bowen immediately filed for State Representative. The district, House District 129, covers from Friendswood to Seabrook. During his terms on the CCISD Board Bowen was the center of controversy, bringing in his extreme right wing agenda. You can read about all of his controversies, and there are a lot, at Scott Bowen: A Threat to CCISD Education. He won reelection for a second term with less than 50% of the vote which two other candidates splitting the vote. When he ran for his third term he faced a real conservative and got his ass kicked.

HD129 is a highly gerrymandered district and whoever wins the Republican primary will probably win the general election. So will a Conservative jump in to challenge the MAGAt in the primary? As with CCISD, the constituents of HD129 deserve better and the true conservatives of the Republican Party knows Bowen is a conservative in name only. Not only does Bowen wear suits 2 sizes too small, he is awkward, has close relationships to extreme organizations, has been a lap dog to his MAGAt party, and has proven to have no useful political skills.

Look, as a Democrat I would love to see the conservatives take back their party from the chaos we currently have. Our Country needs it. Our State needs it. We can and will always disagree on some issues but we have common issues that affects everyone. Our home insurance is out of control, random irresponsible cuts to our Space program will affect our community, our electrical grid is still unstable, home prices are out of reach for many, and our businesses need legal workers. These are the issues facing us, not kissing trump’s ass, not vouchers, not made up issues like CRT and DEI.

Hopefully conservatives will challenge Bowen.


Move Over La Marque, Texas City Chaos has Arrived.

August 14, 2025

What is it with Galveston County?

The recall effort of the Mayor of Texas City has failed to garner the necessary signatures of registered voters but the controversy has just started. According to a press release from Texas City:

The Texas City Police Department is investigating multiple citizen complaints regarding potentially fraudulent activities related to the recent recall petition. TCPD has received sworn affidavits alleging forgery, including at least one confirmed instance where the name, address, and signature of a deceased person appeared among the submitted entries.

Uh-oh. After signatures of registered voters for a recall are collected they are provided to a verification team in Galveston County. Like the recall effort of La Marque City Council Member Joseph Lowry some of the entries are disqualified for not meeting the requirements for signing. A common mistake is the voter does not live in the district, or they are not a registered voter. These invalid entries are simply removed and not counted. These are considered simple mistakes and goes against the recall effort.

But whoever was on the verification team for the recall of the TC Mayor saw something bad enough to report the issues to the Police Department for further investigation. This recall effort was led by the Texas City Municipal Police Association and Mainland Tool & Supply company. Knowingly submitting false information on a recall petition is a serious issue and could result in a felony charge. Falsifying entries with dead people or with names of people who do not exist could end someone in jail.

Let’s see where this investigation goes. Meanwhile the recall effort has failed and the Mayor could face a challenger in the next election.


Pearland’s Golf Crest Country Club to Host Jan 6 Felon

August 12, 2025

It’s happening today at lunch. Get your tickets now! It should be an explosive event!

The Tri-County Women’s Republic Club will be hosting Jeremy Brown at Pearland’s Golf Crest Country Club, a Jan 6 rioter who was serving a 7 year sentence on a related charge until Trump pardoned him. Brown served in the Army Special Forces and was charged with entering a restricted area and disrupting of a government activity, charges that usually warrants probation. He was in jail for 1243 days before being released. Why, you might ask.

Brown was serving a 7 year sentence for the possession of illegal weapons including grenades. Trump’s pardon of his role in the Jan 6 riots also applied to this sentence. So he is free to speak at the Country Club and honored for his violent role. And the Country Club doesn’t have a problem with it.

I contacted the entire staff at the Club asking if the Club was an appropriate venue for someone like Brown. I did not receive a response. I even wrote one of those things called a “letter”, a real piece of paper in a stamped envelope to the Board President and received no response. So I can only assume they condone this event.

This is where republicans are at. The claim to praise their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ while also praising those who break the law, engage in riots, and are convicted of possessing illegal weapons. As they say “Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition”.

Sick. Just fucking sick.


HCDE Trustee Eric Dick Fails to Donate $40,000 as Promised

August 12, 2025

Will anyone hold Trustee Dick accountable?

Back in December I filed a grievance against Eric Dick for his refusal to pay a $40,000 fine accessed by the Texas Ethics Commission. I believed the Board took the complaint very seriously but I was surprised that they agreed to accept a donation to HCDE of $40,000 in lieu of a censure of Dick. That was then.

Nine months later there is no evidence that Dick has actually donated any money as agreed and he has not paid his Ethics fine accessed back in 2022. An open records request for any evidence that he donated the $40,000 came up empty. It’s not like he doesn’t have any money. According to the Texas Ethics Committee he has donated over $47,000 to political candidates including $20,000 to the Community Justice PAC since 2024.

Worst of all no organization will hold him accountable. The Ethics Commission does not have enforcement authority, the Texas Attorney General has refused to collect the debt, The Harris County District Attorney’s Office is not taking action, and the Harris County Attorney has refused to hold him accountable.

The only action has been by the Texas AG. They sent him a strongly worded letter demanding payment within 10 days or they will proceed with collections. That was over a year ago.

Dick is a Republican. Law and Order my ass.


Stop the Steal Rally at the Texas Capitol

August 11, 2025

Be there! It will be wild!

The Stop the Steal Movement is organizing another rally this time at the Texas Capitol. According to the organizer “The only way they can win is to rig the elections and If you don’t fight like hell you’re not going to have a country anymore. You’ll never take back our country with weakness.”. The first Stop the Steal rally was held in Washington DC and resulted in an attack on the Capitol, the arrest of hundreds, and millions in cleanup costs.

We want Greg Abbott to know that redistricting in the middle of the decade is unconstitutional and we are going to the Capitol, peacefully and patriotically to make our voices heard. You have an opportunity today: You can be a hero, or you can be a zero. And the choice is yours but we are all watching. There is a significant portion of our party that says we should just sit idly by and sit on our hands. They have no backbone. Let’s have trial by combat. Let’s show Greg Abbott that today is the day American patriots start taking down names and kicking ass.

Unlike the rally at the United States Capitol rally goers are discouraged from dressing in riot wear, bringing guns, zip ties, bear spray, or metal poles. Anyone violating these rules will be arrested, prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, and pardoned.

Date and Time TBD. Be there! It will be wild! Welcome to Satire Sunday, a day late.


Thank God for CCISD! Keller ISD Investigation and Lawsuit

August 11, 2025

Keller ISD is a perfect example of why we need campaign finance reform.

Background
A couple of years ago Patriot Mobile donated $50,000 each to three far right candidates for the Keller ISD Board. They ran as a “coalition of conservatives”, won and brought their far right politics and controversies with them.

The Movie
Shortly after being elected two board members invited a Dutch evangelist film crew into a high school without the permission of the parents, principal, or school board. Trustee Sandi Walker resigned and many called for the resignation of Trustee Micah Young. The Dutch eventually aired a Praise Jesus movie featuring the high school students. Parents were not happy and I would bet there is a lawsuit working it’s way through the courts.

Former Trustee Micah Young

The Split
Last year the Board considered a plan to split the district in two due to financial burdens. The split was met with fierce opposition calling it racially motivated. Keller ISD has about 34,000 students. For comparision, CCISD has about 45,000 students. Eventually the split failed but that didn’t end the controversy.

The Investigation
Board members are now being investigated for violation of State law concerning the Open Meetings Act, which is serious stuff. Trustee Micah Young, one of the $50,000 candidates, posted a long “I am the victim” post on his Facebook acct. He posted a text from Fort Worth Star-Telegram’s Cody Copeland who was asking Micah for comments for a story about board members meeting in violation of the Open Meetings Act. He has since deleted his entire account or has blocked me. Or maybe his lawyer told him to delete it because he and other members of the Board are in some deep shit. Seriously deep shit. Parents are now petitioning for the removal of three Board members.

The Lawsuit
According to Cody Copeland of the Fort Worth Star a lawsuit has been filed to remove members of the board violated the Open Meetings Act:

Keller school board trustees who tried to split the district earlier this year began discussing the proposal as early as May 2024, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday in a Tarrant County district court. They previously held that the earliest they discussed the split before it became public was Dec. 19.

Not only would they be removed from the Board they could also be held criminally responsible for their actions. Micah Young did not run for reelection. $50,000 down the drain.

Campaign Finance Reform
Keller ISD could be the poster child for campaign finance reform. Thank God for the voters of CCISD who improved our School Board at the last election!


Christians Embrace Texas Senator Mayes Middleton’s Racist Comments

August 7, 2025

JESUS CHRIST! Literally.

Senator Mayes Middleton, who has doubled down on his racist comments towards State Representative Gene Wu, has been confirmed as the speaker for the Texas Faith Fest sponsored by Texas Values. Texas Values promotes their core “family values”:

Biblical, Judeo-Christian values does not include making racist comments, or porking a porn star, cheating on your spouse, stealing classified documents, killing police, starting riots, yada yada yada. You get the idea. So it shouldn’t surprise you that Mayes is their speaker along with the other top “christians”Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton’s wife, and others. Personally I think this group is nothing more than a lobbying group using Christianity as a front.


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