Conservative TX State Senator Charles Schwertner joins dick pic club

What is it with Republicans sending dick pics? Texas State Senator Charles Schwertner website claims he is a “physician, family man, and life-long conservative.” yet he may have just joined Congressman Joe Barton in the republic party dick pic club. The University of Texas is investigating and may ban him from the campus.  From FoxNews: (yes….even Fox News is reporting this)

Schwertner allegedly texted the student, “I just really want to f— you,”  and sent her a photo of what appeared to be his genitals in the shower. The image does not show his face, officials said, and the student never responded to the message.

Gross. Ew. Ewww. EWWWWWW!

Oh my gosh what the hell is going on with the republic party? Joe Barton resigned in disgrace after sending dick pics leaving a Congressional seat he held for decades suddenly open. You would have thought a physician, family man, and life-long conservative would have been smart enough to expose himself in person instead of sending a text. What ever happened to the age old sexy phone call, or meeting in the cloak room, or grabbing them by the p****?

Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert had this to say about Schwertner: “I can’t help but wonder when I see you looking there, with a little smirk, how many times did you look so innocent into your wife’s eye and lie to her about your dick pic”

Ok. He didn’t say that towards Schwertner, but he could have. Lt Governor Dan Patrick had this to say: “Holy f***! What the living hell was he thinking? It’s sad I have to tell my own Senators to not send dick pics! Do it in person!”

Ok. He didn’t say that either.

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