League City elections. It is getting ugly. And stupid.

October 25, 2024

League City is the gift that keeps on giving.

League City Mayor, Nick Long, has used his political action committee to stoop to new lows. It’s pretty ugly when the leader of League City is using his money to attack a sitting Council Member. Usually Mayors and other members will sit out the race in order to preserve unity and to be able to work together to move forward. Not Nick. Nick has put out misleading signs against his opponent, siting Council Member Tom Crews. He has now sent out a nasty text message. Again doing what he does best. Lying. Crews challenger has paid for and endorsed this ugliness. That is just plain ugly.

And then there is Justin “Morally Bankrupt” Hicks who can’t seem to follow the laws of the Texas Ethics Commission and who has filed for bankruptcy. This is just plain stupid. There is a robocall going around claiming Hicks is running for “Deputy Mayor”. There is no elected position of Deputy Mayor, or Assistant to the Mayor, or Vice Mayor, or Second Place Mayor, or Nick Long’s whiny bitch. It is against the laws of the Texas Ethics Commission to misrepresent the office you are running for. Studies have shown that robocalls are worthless just like Hicks, worth less. And it is just plain stupid.

With Hicks and Long the City of League City will continue to be in the news for all the wrong reasons.


League City Mayor Nick Long takes sides in Council Race

October 24, 2024

This is strange, tacky, deceitful, and quite dickish.

Mayor Nick Long, the guy who ushered in Justin Hicks onto League City Council has taken a side in the race for city council and it is slimy. League City is a republican leaning city. City Council is a republican sausage fest with all males, some being of the MAGAt kind. Real conservatives are a minority on Council. They are the ones that will not support banning books or attacks on the gay community. Those are not conservative values. They are MAGAt values, the kind Long and Hicks embrace.

So Long’s political action committee is supporting a candidate who is running against one of the true conservatives on council, Councilman Tom Crews. He is pulling a trump and doing what trump does best. Lie. Like a dog with his cute little sign calling Crews a Democrat and claiming he is going to “defund public safety”. Saying that is not only wrong it is something you say if you want to sound like a political moron much like saying “I do my own research”. Personally I have never seen a sitting Mayor take a side and being a dick about it and I’ve been involved in politics a long time.

At least Long is not actively supporting Bankrupt Hicks. He has limits to his stupidity and dickishness.


FYI: Be careful if you allege machines are swapping votes. Ask Rudy Giuliani

October 23, 2024

It’s already starting.

If you are going to fall into this “It’s rigged” conspiracy theory crap you might want to be careful of when, where, and what you post on social media. You just might get your ass sued by the company that makes the voting machine and it will not be fun. Just ask Rudy Giuliani.

This isn’t a fuckin game folks. The company’s reputation is on the line. If you claim the machines are “flipping votes” (they are not) then you better be able to prove it. Just repeating something a fuckin moron posted on Truth Social is a great way to be sued. Ask FoxNews. They allowed others to repeat unfounded allegations against a voting machine company and ended up paying over $800 Million.

For one fucking moment think about this. If a company that makes their living selling voting machines are caught using some kind of algorithm to systematically change votes their reputation and business would be over. Gone. End of company and rightfully so. Anyone who has worked in the software field knows that a package as critical as voting software will undergo extensive software reviews, audits, verification and validation. Not only is the integrity of the voting results are at stake, but the integrity of the company is also as well as the salaries of those employed.

So the bottom line is this. Keep your fucking mouth shut about voting machines switching votes unless you have absolute, undeniable, proof that it wasn’t your fucking stupidity that cause the error. In Harris County verify your selections on your paper ballot before submitting it.

Don’t be a Rudy. Don’t get sued.


Ethics Investigations: Another Galveston County Republican Under Investigation

October 23, 2024

What is it with Galveston County republicans running for office?

I do not know Scott Higginbotham but much like Justin Hicks he is real proud of calling himself a “Conservative” and much like Hicks he needs to learn how to follow the law. It’s not hard to do especially when filing official government documents like campaign finance reports. It really is easy. If you spend money, document the date, amount, who you paid, and what it was for. If someone donates something other than money, like the use of a facility for a fundraiser, also document it as an in-kind donation. If someone gives you anything of value, document it. And if your treasurer and wife loans you $12,000 document it and deposit the money into your campaign account.

The Ethics Commission is investigating Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hicks and Sheriff candidate Jimmy Fullen for not documenting loans to their campaigns. They are now investigating Higginbotham for not reporting an in-kind contribution from Mayor Nick Long’s PAC, the Bay Area Conservatives PAC. As noted before Higginbotham donated $5000 to Nick’s PAC but didn’t report it. In return Long gave $5000 to Parabellum Media LLC in support of Higginbotham. He didn’t report that either. This is a strange way of doing business and it is not legal.

The TEC provides a plethora of instructional videos on how to file a campaign finance report. Galveston County Republicans should take a few minutes and watch them.


What you can and can’t do at the polls.

October 22, 2024

It’s not hard to follow the law. (Unless you are Justin Hicks and Jimmy Fullen)

It’s finally early voting time. Go vote but do it legally or you might find yourself embarrassed and/or in jail. It isn’t hard to follow the rules. Here is a quick guideline to keep your ass out of trouble. BTW if you see someone violating the law, especially someone working the polls, find the presiding judge and ask them to resolve the situation. If that doesn’t work call the following number and report the incident. 713-755-6965. If it is a serious violation call the Constables at 281-488-4040.

Here are some easy guidelines to follow:

  • Don’t campaign within 100 feet of the door of the polling location. That’s easy. If you are going to push cards, or place signs, or hang around the polls do it outside of the 100 feet sign.
  • Wear appropriate clothes. Don’t wear anything that may be partisan in nature. If you think it is partisan, it probably is. Don’t wear your stupid MAGAt hat, or an NRA hat, or anything that has a slogan of any campaign. No campaign shirts. This is not a free speech issue. It is the law. Follow it or go the fuck home. (Fox 26 story)
  • No loudspeakers. You can’t use loud speakers or bullhorns near a polling location. I believe it is within 1000 feet. (3 football fields)
  • Do NOT intimidate voters. If you would like to spend a day in jail try intimidating voters. It works every time. Do not threaten them. Do not yell or stalk or stare down voters. It not only childish it is illegal.
  • No guns. And/or Duh. What are you? Stupid?
  • Don’t drive around the parking lot with your truck and stupid flags. That is not only dangerous, it is illegal.

Go vote.


Justin Hicks: He’s above the law.

October 19, 2024

You have to wonder if Justin Hicks is politically stupid or if he thinks he is above the law. Neither is a conservative value. From the Texas Ethics Commission (TEC)

Hick’s campaign treasurer and manager needs training on the laws governing campaigns in Texas. His $12,000 campaign loan from his treasurer (his wife) was omitted from his campaign report. He later amended his report after his treasurer (his wife) remembered she had donated $12,000 to his campaign. The Texas Ethics Commission is investigating this.

Now Hicks might be a target for yet more ethics violations. First Hicks used what looks like his official League City photo for his campaign mailers. The TEC wrote an opinion on using government resources for mailers. This includes printing, photos, or anything that public money was used for. You can compare the two pics from League City and his mailers.

And second. Justin is NOT running for Mayor Pro Tem. In fact there is not an elected position called “Mayor Pro Tem”. Materials provided by a campaign cannot use any other position other than the one running for. The TEC provides detailed guidelines for campaign managers and candidates. For instance if you are not the incumbent you must put FOR in specific height and width so voters know you are running FOR the position and you are not an incumbent running for re-election. It might be a nit but both of these complaints will be accepted by the TEC.

The TEC could assess a fine per mailer. It can be pretty pricey. Hicks might need another loan.


Galveston County precinct chairs refuse to endorse Justin Hicks

October 18, 2024

I don’t like Justin Hicks. It’s not the $175 fine I had to pay him as a result of his bankruptcy trial. If that fine by the Judge helps him pay his bills I am fine with that, but his attacks on others is what really bothers me. His book ban wasn’t about his Evangelical Protestant beliefs it was about attacking the gay community. It was a clear, not well thought out, attack on the members of the League City community including the family of his buddy CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen. (His siblings are gay) It was an attack on our families and friends. It was an attack on MY family and friends.

Hicks has been a bit desperate trying to show his community is behind him. He led a small MAGAt truck parade in his foreign made pickup securing the MAGAt vote. The so called “fiscal conservative” has been mired in bankruptcy unable to keep a job or pay his bills without being sued (He has 3 issues for non payment of credit cards and HOA fees). His book banning is akin to the facist movement in the 1930’s of Germany. (We all know how that ended) For a “proud conservative Veteran” his voting record is pathetic. These are NOT conservative values and the Galveston Republican Party agrees, refusing to give him their conservative endorsement.

Recently Hicks was proud of the endorsement from 9 precinct chairs of Galveston County including Andy Mann who tried unsuccessfully to drum up support from the party. The county has 64 precinct chair positions. Only 9 of the 64 chairs endorsed Hicks. Whomp Whomp.

League City voters have a duty to give Hicks the opportunity to spend more time with his employer and pay what he owes to other people just like everyone else does. There is a much better, well qualified conservative, candidate running. They can also annoy the media by eliminating the divisiveness brought to Council by Hicks and giving them nothing to write about.

Annoy the media folks. Annoy the media.


LTTE: Jimmy Fullen and Justin Hicks should follow the law

October 17, 2024

Dear Bay Area Houston,

League City council member, Justin Hicks and candidate for Sheriff Jimmy Fullen have a lot in common. Both are being investigated for campaign law violations concerning loans to their campaigns. Both have filed amended reports and both have added more controversy to their filings. 

Hicks failed to identify who loaned his campaign $12,000. His amended report now shows the loan was provided by his treasurer. His treasurer is his wife who forgot to list it on the handwritten report. The source of the loan is still a mystery. Since he has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, he and his wife have 3 suits for unpaid credit card debt, and a suit for HOA fees. 

Fullen correctly reported a personal loan of $100,000 to his campaign but never disclosed when it was paid off. It just disappeared from a subsequent report. In his amended report he stated the reason to amend as “personal loan from self was removed on form e”. In other words he never really loaned his campaign any money. It’s hard to believe his treasurer hand wrote in a $100,000 loan without getting the OK by Fullen. Falsifying a government document is a felony. Ask Hunter Biden. 
If Hicks and Fullen want to be in the Republican law and order club they might want to get their personal finances in order and start following the law. 


TDI Commissioner denies 10% rate hike by TWIA but allows 50% hike by private insurance

October 16, 2024

Go figure.

The Texas Windstorm Insurance Association is a not for profit insurance provider covering only the “Tier I” areas on the Texas coast. They used to be the insurer of last resort but is now the only resort for most home and business owners. Over the last year TWIA has followed a process and requested a 10% increase in their rates. The final approval was from the Texas Department of Insurance. They denied the increase leaving TWIA underfunded by 38% for homeowners and 45% for business owners. God help them if there is another major storm.

So while the TDI Commissioner and our State Senator Mayes Middleton runs a victory lap for stopping a modest 10% increase the private industry has raised premiums by 25%-50%. TDI has approved all of these increases. Those with private insurance are getting screwed and those with TWIA will get screwed if a storm hits the Texas coast.

None of this makes cents. Senator Middleton filed a bill to end TWIA and allowing the private insurers to return to the coast and raise premiums by 50% with no oversight by the TDI. Private insurance companies do NOT want to return to the coast. Middleton’s bill failed to attract a cosponsor and died before the ink was dried.

You can read the long winded 12 page details of why the modest 10% increase was denied on the TDI website. TWIA issued it’s own comment below:


LTTE: Kim Ogg’s endorsement of Ted Cruz

October 15, 2024

Dear Bay Area Houston,

I saw an ad with Harris County district attorney Kim Ogg endorsing Ted Cruz. I am from Harris County. Let me tell you a little about Kim Ogg.

Like Ted Cruz Ogg is disliked by both parties. She is divisive, vindictive, petty, a camera hound. In her recent primary election she lost he race by 50 points, not 50 votes, 50 points. 

After the 2022 election she jumped on the mythical voter fraud bandwagon and publicly announced a criminal investigation. She recruited the Texas Rangers who wasted a year and a half of valuable resources. In the end, at an embarrassing press conference, she announced an indictment of one person for a crime that had nothing to do with voting. It was a huge embarrassing flop. 

Over the last four years she has engaged in a petty, juvenile fight with Commissioners Court especially with the County Judge. She ran to the press, much like what Ted Cruz does, to air her petty grievances. It was embarrassing.

The only person willing to accept a public endorsement by the likes of Kim Ogg is Ted Cruz. How fitting. At least Kim knows better than to attend and jinx Astros playoff games.