League City elections. It is getting ugly. And stupid.

October 25, 2024

League City is the gift that keeps on giving.

League City Mayor, Nick Long, has used his political action committee to stoop to new lows. It’s pretty ugly when the leader of League City is using his money to attack a sitting Council Member. Usually Mayors and other members will sit out the race in order to preserve unity and to be able to work together to move forward. Not Nick. Nick has put out misleading signs against his opponent, siting Council Member Tom Crews. He has now sent out a nasty text message. Again doing what he does best. Lying. Crews challenger has paid for and endorsed this ugliness. That is just plain ugly.

And then there is Justin “Morally Bankrupt” Hicks who can’t seem to follow the laws of the Texas Ethics Commission and who has filed for bankruptcy. This is just plain stupid. There is a robocall going around claiming Hicks is running for “Deputy Mayor”. There is no elected position of Deputy Mayor, or Assistant to the Mayor, or Vice Mayor, or Second Place Mayor, or Nick Long’s whiny bitch. It is against the laws of the Texas Ethics Commission to misrepresent the office you are running for. Studies have shown that robocalls are worthless just like Hicks, worth less. And it is just plain stupid.

With Hicks and Long the City of League City will continue to be in the news for all the wrong reasons.


League City Mayor Nick Long takes sides in Council Race

October 24, 2024

This is strange, tacky, deceitful, and quite dickish.

Mayor Nick Long, the guy who ushered in Justin Hicks onto League City Council has taken a side in the race for city council and it is slimy. League City is a republican leaning city. City Council is a republican sausage fest with all males, some being of the MAGAt kind. Real conservatives are a minority on Council. They are the ones that will not support banning books or attacks on the gay community. Those are not conservative values. They are MAGAt values, the kind Long and Hicks embrace.

So Long’s political action committee is supporting a candidate who is running against one of the true conservatives on council, Councilman Tom Crews. He is pulling a trump and doing what trump does best. Lie. Like a dog with his cute little sign calling Crews a Democrat and claiming he is going to “defund public safety”. Saying that is not only wrong it is something you say if you want to sound like a political moron much like saying “I do my own research”. Personally I have never seen a sitting Mayor take a side and being a dick about it and I’ve been involved in politics a long time.

At least Long is not actively supporting Bankrupt Hicks. He has limits to his stupidity and dickishness.


Ethics Investigations: Another Galveston County Republican Under Investigation

October 23, 2024

What is it with Galveston County republicans running for office?

I do not know Scott Higginbotham but much like Justin Hicks he is real proud of calling himself a “Conservative” and much like Hicks he needs to learn how to follow the law. It’s not hard to do especially when filing official government documents like campaign finance reports. It really is easy. If you spend money, document the date, amount, who you paid, and what it was for. If someone donates something other than money, like the use of a facility for a fundraiser, also document it as an in-kind donation. If someone gives you anything of value, document it. And if your treasurer and wife loans you $12,000 document it and deposit the money into your campaign account.

The Ethics Commission is investigating Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hicks and Sheriff candidate Jimmy Fullen for not documenting loans to their campaigns. They are now investigating Higginbotham for not reporting an in-kind contribution from Mayor Nick Long’s PAC, the Bay Area Conservatives PAC. As noted before Higginbotham donated $5000 to Nick’s PAC but didn’t report it. In return Long gave $5000 to Parabellum Media LLC in support of Higginbotham. He didn’t report that either. This is a strange way of doing business and it is not legal.

The TEC provides a plethora of instructional videos on how to file a campaign finance report. Galveston County Republicans should take a few minutes and watch them.


Justin Hicks: He’s above the law.

October 19, 2024

You have to wonder if Justin Hicks is politically stupid or if he thinks he is above the law. Neither is a conservative value. From the Texas Ethics Commission (TEC)

Hick’s campaign treasurer and manager needs training on the laws governing campaigns in Texas. His $12,000 campaign loan from his treasurer (his wife) was omitted from his campaign report. He later amended his report after his treasurer (his wife) remembered she had donated $12,000 to his campaign. The Texas Ethics Commission is investigating this.

Now Hicks might be a target for yet more ethics violations. First Hicks used what looks like his official League City photo for his campaign mailers. The TEC wrote an opinion on using government resources for mailers. This includes printing, photos, or anything that public money was used for. You can compare the two pics from League City and his mailers.

And second. Justin is NOT running for Mayor Pro Tem. In fact there is not an elected position called “Mayor Pro Tem”. Materials provided by a campaign cannot use any other position other than the one running for. The TEC provides detailed guidelines for campaign managers and candidates. For instance if you are not the incumbent you must put FOR in specific height and width so voters know you are running FOR the position and you are not an incumbent running for re-election. It might be a nit but both of these complaints will be accepted by the TEC.

The TEC could assess a fine per mailer. It can be pretty pricey. Hicks might need another loan.


LTTE: Jimmy Fullen and Justin Hicks should follow the law

October 17, 2024

Dear Bay Area Houston,

League City council member, Justin Hicks and candidate for Sheriff Jimmy Fullen have a lot in common. Both are being investigated for campaign law violations concerning loans to their campaigns. Both have filed amended reports and both have added more controversy to their filings. 

Hicks failed to identify who loaned his campaign $12,000. His amended report now shows the loan was provided by his treasurer. His treasurer is his wife who forgot to list it on the handwritten report. The source of the loan is still a mystery. Since he has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, he and his wife have 3 suits for unpaid credit card debt, and a suit for HOA fees. 

Fullen correctly reported a personal loan of $100,000 to his campaign but never disclosed when it was paid off. It just disappeared from a subsequent report. In his amended report he stated the reason to amend as “personal loan from self was removed on form e”. In other words he never really loaned his campaign any money. It’s hard to believe his treasurer hand wrote in a $100,000 loan without getting the OK by Fullen. Falsifying a government document is a felony. Ask Hunter Biden. 
If Hicks and Fullen want to be in the Republican law and order club they might want to get their personal finances in order and start following the law. 


Raising Campaign Cash: League City Mayor Nick Long’s PAC

October 11, 2024

This is kinda strange on a number of points.

League City Mayor Nick Long has a newly created political action committee, Bay Area Conservatives Political Action Committee. His wife, Kari Long, is the treasurer. This GPAC is supporting Hank Dugie County for Commissioner and Scott Higginbotham for League City Council. Missing from this list of supported candidates is Justin Hicks, Nick Long’s buddy. Strange.

In the latest report GPAC raised $6500 from 3 individuals. $5000 from Higginbotham, $1000 from Carl Joiner, and $500 from Senator Mayes Middleton. $4500 of this was given to the Hank Dugie campaign. Another $5000 was given to Parabellum Media LLC in support of Higginbotham. Why didn’t Higginbotham just give $5000 to Parabellum Media LLC from his own campaign account and not filter it through a 3rd party? He also didn’t report the $5000 donation on his campaign finance report. That is strange also.

In total the GPAC has raised about $23,000, $7500 coming from Jimmy Fullen, candidate for Sheriff, and $2500 from Hank Dugie which was later returned with an additional $2000 to his campaign. Again strange. Kari and Nick Long donated about $4000.

Strange. Poor Justin. Snubbed again.


Galveston Republicans rejects Justin Hick’s “conservative” values.

October 9, 2024

Ouch. That must hurt.

Even the Galveston Republicans have had enough of Justin Hick’s “conservative” values. Ever since being elected Justin has been the Corporal Chaos of League City Council. He constantly claims to be a “conservative” which made enough real conservatives cringe during an endorsement meeting. They refused to endorse Hicks. That had to hurt.

Hick’s Bankruptcy
Hicks is some kind of perverted form of conservative . He is fiscally irresponsible filing bankruptcy in December. He and his wife have 3 suits concerning credit card debt. (22-DC01-0796 for $4053.05, 22-DC01-0776 $1878.15, and 23-DC01-0447 $1722.88) His bankruptcy filings shows he owed South Shore Harbour HOA fees of $1749.24. He has claimed, on a number of occasions, his bankruptcy was caused by medical issues yet there are no filings with the court supporting this. His filings make it clear he was unemployed for a long period of time. Yet with all of this going on he somehow found $15,000 to fund his campaign. It doesn’t make conservative cents.

Hick’s Voting Record
Hicks is a veteran. (Thank you for your service) You would think a conservative veteran would have been first in line to vote his conservative values on every election. Voting records in the county show otherwise. He only voted in 2020. As we used to say in the Army: WTF Over? Judges are allowed to hide their voting records but I have never heard these privileges applied to Council Members. Maybe he would like to comment so I can correct this?

Ethics Investigation
Hicks has been playing games hiding his campaign cash prompting an investigation by the Texas Ethics Commission. This isn’t a conservative value. Neither is leading the book banning charge. Or raising nonexistent racist issues with the Chief of Police. Or firing librarians.

Hopefully the real conservatives of League City will also reject Hicks, thrown him out of office, so he can spend more time with his financial advisor.


Raising Campaign Cash: Justin Hicks

October 8, 2024

The 30 day out campaign finance reports are out.

Hicks should fire his treasurer. His treasurer is his wife and she is clearly in need of additional training. Let’s review his report. Hicks raised $14,625. Of this $12,500 came from 3 donors. $5000 from Mike Scully, $4000 from Andy Mann, and $3500 from Hicks himself. After claiming bankruptcy Hicks has been able to put $15,500 of his own money into his campaign. Go figure.

He also spent $9,224.67 including $541.25 to pay off his wife’s loan to his campaign which doesn’t make cents. $541.25 is the very same amount he paid to buy signs. What I believe is that the $12,000 loan was never an actual loan. It wasn’t a check deposited into an account, or an electronic draft. It was nothing more than a promise, an allocation. It looks like he just padded his account with a promise to loan himself. This was probably a virtual loan something the Ethics Commission should be looking at. Lucky for Hicks the Ethics Commission will probably not dig deep enough to realize this deception unless someone files a more detailed complaint.

You can review his campaign report on the League City website.


League City Children Center sues City Council Member

September 15, 2024

It’s hard to make this stuff up so early in the morning! From a press release:

(League City, Texas) September 15, 2024. On Friday, the League City Children Center filed suit against League City Major Pro Tem Justin Hicks for defamation of character. According to the LCCC attorney, Anne Takeitt, “Over the last few weeks Justin Hicks has been playing some kind of election campaign game against a newly formed Political Action Committee, Kick Hicks. This game concerns the placing of campaign signs throughout our great city. Our organization, the League City Children Center, has nothing to do with this activity or the placement of the signs yet it has been described by many as being childish. We find this description of this activity to be demeaning to the children of League City and demand an immediate apology from Hicks and his campaign staff”.

Anne Takeitt of Benjamin Dover, Anne Takeitt, and C. Howitt Hertz law firm has demanded an apology from Hicks and for him to cease and desist from perpetuating this childish game of sign wars. According to the lead plaintiff, Shelley Smith, age 3, “Justin Hicks is a poopie head.”

Benjamin Dover, Anne Takeitt, C. Howitt Hertz
Attorneys at Law
Galveston Texas

Hicks was unavailable for comment. Welcome to Satire Sunday.


League City sign wars.

September 10, 2024

Leave it to Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hicks.

Signs do not win elections. Sign wars are petty and are left to the candidate that doesn’t have much of a campaign to run. Justin Hicks is one of these candidates. A new Political Action Committee, the KickHicks.com PAC, was formed to oppose the reelection of Hicks. You should take a look at the website. It has all of Hicks’ bankruptcy documents, articles and more.

Hicks’ took some time from reaching out to constituents, house parties, and other real campaign activities to play sign games. (Hicks’ really isn’t doing any of this) The Kick Hicks PAC has signs placed near Hicks’ signs questioning his ability to be a “fiscal conservative” while being mired in debt and bankruptcy. Hicks’ campaign and supporters had to play games by cutting down the Kick Hicks signs or placing his signs in order to cover the oppositions signs. It’s petty. It’s a waste of time and all you ever get is bad publicity or a two bit blogger posting about it. I am posting about it.

Hicks’ opponent has place signs throughout the district and is meeting with voters in the area. He isn’t playing games. He is acting like a grownup.


Who is running against Corporal Chaos, Justin Hicks?

September 3, 2024

Glad you asked. (Even though you didn’t)

Joe Italiano has filed to run against Justin Hicks for League City Council. Italiano is currently serving on the League City Finance Committee a perfect assignment based upon his resume, which speaks for itself. See below.

Unlike Hicks who is was mired in bankruptcy and legal battles for credit card debt, Italiano is a fiscal conservative (most people are) and would bring his decades of experience as a CPA and Chief Financial Officer to the city. Take a minute to review his resume below.


Beating a dead horse: League City Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hicks

August 30, 2024

I hate to beat a dead horse. It makes me look petty. But then again, I can be petty.

Yesterday Justin Hicks disclosed who loaned his campaign the $12,000 he reported in July. Turns out it was from his wife, Deborah Hicks, who is also his campaign treasurer, who also forgot to list the loan on his campaign finance report. So that mystery is solved unless the Texas Ethics Commission wants to pursue this further to determine where the money actually came from. They have the power to subpoena bank records to determine if someone else provided the money for the loan but usually they will call it a day, assess a fine, and move on.

But the discussion on Facebook has led to more questions about Hicks’ bankruptcy case. According to public records Hicks was required to disclose all his assets including back accounts, cars, and other items like guns. (yes guns. Go figure) Documents submitted to the Court shows he did not have any guns or $12,000 in cash. If you recall Hicks had his house up for sale during his bankruptcy on Zillow. Zillow posted pictures, one includes a gun rack with 2 guns, which were not reported. Failing to report information on government documents could be a felony. Ask Hunter Biden. Maybe Hicks borrowed the guns for the picture and maybe he didn’t have to disclose his spouse’s assets since he filed for bankruptcy, not his wife. I wonder if witholding information is a violation of the rules of the court.

BTW. My 5 readers might remember Hicks pulled me into his bankruptcy case that resulted in the Judge assessing a fine of $175 for violating the rules of the court. I’m not bitter. LOL. You can read about it here.

If these are his guns then it is disturbing the guns are easily accessible even with a small refrigerator that could be a step to access them. Proper storage of weapons is a conservative value. It makes me wonder what kind of conservative doesn’t properly store his weapons or is not fiscally responsible, or doesn’t vote.

You can view all of Hicks’ bankruptcy documents at KicksHicks.com.


Justin Hicks Loan Controversy: Resolved….sort of.

August 29, 2024

I expected Justin Hicks’ ethics complaint, filed with the State, concerning an unreported $12,000 loan to be resolved quickly but not like this.

The Texas Ethics Commission (TEC) began an investigation into an anonymous loan Hicks reported on his July report. According to his report Hicks raised $0 but listed an outstanding loan amount of $12,000. None of his previous reports listed the date of the loan or who loaned the money. The TEC accepted the complaint and it looks like Hicks responded quickly to put this issue to rest………sort of.

Quick background story
Back in 2009 a complaint against State Representative John Davis was filed for hiding tens of thousand of dollars behind a credit card. Instead of listing what the campaign purchased, how much was paid, and who was paid, he listed only a payment to AMEX. Davis paid all of his campaign expenses with an AMEX and then used his donors money to pay the monthly bill. Davis quickly amended his reports and, as required by law, detailed his expenditures. That amended report led to another complaint resulting in him having to repay his campaign thousands for spending his donor’s money on personal items. SC-2610197 & SC-2610215

Back to Hicks.
So like Davis, Hicks filed an amended report this time listing when the loan was made and who made the loan, and like Davis, something isn’t right. According to the amended report the loan was made on 7/12/24, one day before the report was filed with League City. How could the campaign treasurer just “forget” to list a $12,000 loan, the only funds available to use for the campaign? It is concerning because the person who gave the loan is Justin Hicks wife, Deborah Hicks, and the treasurer of Justin Hicks’ campaign is his wife, Deborah Hicks.

It might be worse
Hicks has recently been discharged from a Chapter 7 bankruptcy. He was required to list all assets including property, vehicles, guns (he didn’t list any), bank accounts, and anything else of value. The Texas Ethics Commission frowns upon those who hide campaign donations. Usually it costs more in fines than the amount of the hidden donations if caught. Bankruptcy is handled in Federal Courts. The TEC would have no jurisdiction in a follow up complaint but they do have the authority to demand proof of where this $12,000 came from.

It just seems strange that right after coming out of bankruptcy Hicks can suddenly qualify for a new car loan and come up with $12,000 to finance his campaign for League City Council. Maybe he is a financial genius after all.


League City elections are set. Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hicks is whining.

August 26, 2024

Hicks is a trump wannabe.

Two of the seats on League City Council are contested. Courtney Chadwell is uncontested. He won a special election earlier in the year. He will serve for the next 4 years. Justin Hicks, the Corporal Chaos of City Council, drew an excellent challenger, Joe Italiano. Hicks isn’t very happy and, like Trump, is already whining like a little bitch. It’s pathetic. Here is his whining on Facebook:

Italiano has an incredible resume. He was named one of Houston’s Top 25 CFO’s for 2024. He serves on League Cities finance committee. Why Hicks is concerned about a voting record or where he came from is beyond me. One thing is for sure Italiano hasn’t filed for bankruptcy and he isn’t a dick about everything. Hicks claims he is a “conservative” but champions book banning and can’t hold a job or pay his fuckin bills. Hicks also has campaign finance issues with an ongoing complaint about his $12,000 loan that mysteriously appeared on his latest report.

Hicks also has a PAC formed against him. The Kick Hicks PAC has notified him of the opposition to his campaign and asked him to withdraw to avoid the embarrassment. He didn’t. Hopefully League City voters will put kick Hicks out of office.


League City Council Seat Challenge: Justin Hicks vs Joe Italiano

August 16, 2024

This could be interesting.

Justin Hicks, Corporal Chaos of League City, has drawn a challenger for his city council seat. Joe Italiano initially filed for position 3 but moved to position 5. Italiano is a Certified Public Accountant. Justin Hicks is a bankruptcy survivor.

Italiano has an impressive resume. According to this linkedIn account:

Chief Financial Officer with entrepreneurial spirit and track record of accelerating sales growth and building enterprise value in both Public and Private Equity sponsored companies. Led the successful execution of liquidity events, recapitalization of capital structures, acquisitions, divestitures, and turnarounds. Experienced with International finance and operations in diverse markets that include Industrial, Telecommunications, Electrical/Electronics, Consumer, Materials, Packaging and Automotive.

Named one of Houston’s Top 25 CFO’s for 2024.

Courtney Chadwell is the only council member that is not being challenged……as of yet. Election information can be found here. Hopefully League City voters will restore civility and fiscal responsibility to Council.


Junior League Galveston County’s Response to Book Complaint: Promoting Equity and Inclusion

August 7, 2024

This was awkward.

The Junior League Galveston County (JLGC) is a non partisan organization dedicated to empowering young women. Take a moment and visit their website. It’s impressive.

In early June Natalie Sharp, the Executive Vice President Elect of JLGC, wrote an email to the Holly Hall Library staff and the Book Burning Bitch Justin Hicks complaining about a book titled Big Wig. She signed the email with her JLGC title. According to JLGC she was not authorized to do that. You can read that email here. (open records requests can be a gold mine)

Yesterday JLGC responded. As I thought they do not involve themselves with book burning nonsense. From the letter:

Creating and sustaining a diverse Membership is critical to our Mission. We are dedicated to centering equity, inclusion, and belonging in our individual, organizational, and community relationships. We believe that living these values strengthens our community and aligns with our commitment to fostering understanding and respect among all our members.

Suck it Justin.


More book banning nonsense in League City

August 6, 2024

League City is like the Jelly of the Month club. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hick’s fingerprints are all over this. An email sent to the Holly Hall Library staff and Hicks from Natalie Sharp called for the removal of a book, Big Wig, from the library. I doubt if Ms Sharp has read every book in the library so she is probably just repeating what other right wing extremists are spouting and Justin is the perfect person to monitor this major issue.

But that isn’t the real issue here. Natalie is the Executive Vice President of the Junior League of Galveston County. According to their website:

Above all else, our goal is to promote and perpetuate social change in the Galveston County and Southeast Texas communities that will benefit most from it. By empowering women and providing valuable leadership training, we are giving local women the tools to get involved, put their talents to work, and positively impact their local communities.

Take some time to visit JLGC. They seem to be a great organization, established in 1952, empowering young women in Galveston County. It seems an email like Natalie’s doesn’t reflect their organizations values or purpose and they might not too happy with her representing their organization on such a divisive issue. She also incorrectly referenced a website that is not the JLGC.


League City Mayor Pro Tem’s Loans Under Investigation by the Ethics Commission

July 26, 2024

WTF? If you can’t follow the law you shouldn’t be trusted with upholding the law.

Justin Hicks, the League City Mayor Pro Tem, has received a letter from the Texas Ethics Commission regarding his disclosure of a $12,000 loan to his campaign. (you can read it here) Regrettably, there’s no evidence of such a loan appearing in any of his campaign finance documents since his candidacy for Council. However, he does acknowledge two loans totaling $900 and $600, which he accurately reported, indicating he’s aware of his actions. Additionally, his wife serves as the campaign treasurer.

The reason behind this action remains unclear. It seems illogical. In his most recent report, he managed to raise no funds and has a balance of $0 Cash On Hand. Yet, he has recorded a $12,000 outstanding loan. Should he have used campaign funds for this loan, he could have settled it by reporting the transaction promptly. The Ethics Commission is typically harsh on candidates or officials caught inflating their accounts with fictitious loans or donations, taking such matters very seriously.

This issue is not unique to Hicks. Candidate for Galveston County Sheriff, Jimmy Fullen, reported a personal loan of $100,000 in his February report, just before the primary elections. Subsequently, this loan vanished from his records without any repayment. Such actions are illegal under the Texas Ethics Commission’s regulations.

If one is unable to comply with the law, it raises questions about their ability to uphold it. It’s a matter of common cents.


League City Residents: Reflections on Jan 6 and Political Violence and Silence

July 22, 2024

Guess who was silent about the violence.

It’s just amazing how much hypocrisy the Republican Party can tolerate. Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hicks said absolutely nothing about the violence on Jan 6 which had no place in our country but he had to weigh in on his lord and savior Donald Trump. After Jan 6 he didn’t ask if the families of those who died defending the Capitol were ok. League City residents should be so proud.


Raising Campaign Cash: League City Council

July 21, 2024

Kind of boring, but that could be a good thing.

Campaign finance reports for League City have been filed. You can view them on League City’s website. Here is a summary:

Mayor Nick Long reported no fundraising but donated $10,000 to Galveston County candidate for Sheriff Jimmy Fullen. He also donated $5000 to Hank Dugie. He has about $13,000 cash on hand (COH).

Mayor Pro Tem Justin Hicks has reported no fundraising or spending. He has $0 COH.

Council Member Andy Mann reported no fundraising or spending. He has $0 COH.

Council Member Tommy Cones reported no fundraising or spending. He has $17.00 COH.

Council Member Chad Dressler reported no fundraising or spending. He has $0 COH.

Council Member Sean Saunders reported no fundraising or spending. He has $0 COH.