Houston, We Have a Problem. Again.

May 3, 2025

NASA’s problem is Elon’s profit.

Remember when President Obama cancelled the Constellation Program in 2009? I do. The Tea Party People (pre-MAGAts) at NASA threw a fit! Constellation was a massive, underfunded, program designed to continue the Space Station, return to the Moon and go to Mars. The Obama Administration cancelled the Mars portion (for good reasons) and began investing in the private sector (Space X) for transportation to the Space Station leaving travel to the Moon to NASA.

The right wingers of NASA at JSC went absolutely ballistic. At least one manager was “promoted” to staff after sending an email calling for voting Obama out of office. Others were clearly not happy. Some quit in disgust. Before Elon Musk became a dick the idea of using SpaceX vehicles became cool and was accepted by the NASA community. But now? Massive cuts to NASA are coming in the 2026 budget released by Trump. Most of that money will now go to Musk and SpaceX. Here are the highlights from NASAWatch:

Orion, Gateway, and STEM will gut NASA/JSC. These are programs assigned to JSC. Gateway is a Space Station around the Moon and the first module was recently delivered. It’s dead. Orion is the vehicle that will send humans to the Moon and Mars. It’s gone after the 3rd flight. NASA has worked on that project for over a decade. STEM Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics, is an educational program for aspiring young scientists and engineers. Space Launch System (SLS) is a heavy lift rocket designed to send Orion to the moon. It is being designed in Alabama and has had one flight.

$6 Billion out of a $24 Billion budget is massive. Management at JSC has encouraged those who voted for the felon, civil service and contractors alike, to stand up and volunteer to quit their jobs. Needless to say none will take that offer. (I’m kidding).

What will JSC have left? Operation of the Space Station serviced by Elon Musk up until 2030 when Trump wants it decommissioned. Then NASA/JSC will transition to Musk. Musk will provide private sector space travel using our tax dollars. LOL. Seriously. Trump is simply privatizing space travel using our money.

Maybe the NASA MAGAts will throw a fit before being thrown out the door.


You might not want the Shuttle to be sent to Houston

April 12, 2025
Closest you can get to Enterprise.

Houston, we don’t have a problem.

Instead of working to settle our stock market our Senators are working hard to bring one of the Space Shuttles to Houston. It’s not like we miss it, because we really don’t and it may not be all you think it might be. Houston failed in their bid to house a Shuttle back in 2010 when the program ended. From what museum experts tell me, it is a museum piece and the bid had to show how it would attract visitors and how it would be paid for. For Houston, failure was an option. (Ugh) And they failed spectacularly. According to the Houston Chronicle:

One went to the Kennedy Space Center in Florida, another went to the California Science Center in Los Angeles. Space Shuttle Discovery went to the Smithsonian’s National Air and Space Museum in Virginia.

Another, the Enterprise, went to New York and was put on the Intrepid aircraft carrier. The Enterprise never flew. It was used only for gliding and landing tests. It had no engines. You can view it on the carrier (above), walk underneath it, and observe it from a platform. Like the other shuttles you can’t touch it. You can’t walk in it. You can’t look into the cockpit. It is all hands off. But….Space Center Houston received the Woody.

The Woody is a replica of the Shuttle and was housed at Kennedy Space Center in Florida. It was moved here after Kennedy’s winning bid to secure a Shuttle. Woody sits on top of a 747 at Space Center Houston and is actually a very interesting exhibit. You can walk through the bay, look into the cockpit, and actually touch it unlike the other ones.

Sure it would be great to have a real Shuttle but at what cost? Who will pay to move it to Houston and mount it on the 747? Is that even possible? It would have to be removed from the Smithsonian, moved to an airport, mounted on a modified 747, flown to Houston, removed from the 747, moved to Space Center Houston, and then mounted on the 747. The Woody would have to be removed and either dismantled or moved to another location. It ain’t going to happen.

Cornyn was in office in 2010. He should have paid more attention to the bidding process so Houston could have secured a Shuttle.


Rally In support of NASA employees. 3/17/2025

March 17, 2025

Why did SpaceX have another RUFUS? (Rapid Unscheduled F*** Ups)

March 7, 2025

It’s the second time SpaceX blew up within a few months. This is not normal.

One of the last classes I took at NASA was a course concerning Root Cause Analysis. It was a class teaching how NASA conducts an investigation to determine the cause of an accident. NASA has standards to determine if an independent RCA is to be conducted. At the time I believe the standards included the loss of life, or injury to an individual, and/or the loss of a mission that is over $1 Million. The Challenger and Columbia accidents are examples. Unlike these two SpaceX accidents did not result in a loss of life but they have all resulted in huge economical impacts.

At the time of the class SpaceX had just experienced one of their many accidents. I asked if NASA would be involved in this RCA. The instructor was reluctant to address this because the contract between NASA and SpaceX allowed them to self investigate their accidents. So SpaceX has investigated over and over again and yet their RUFUS continue. Something is truly f***ed up.

As with any other NASA investigation an independent group of experts perform a deep dive into the accident and will issue a detailed report. Have w never seen a detailed report from SpaceX? All we read about the accidents are what SpaceX gives to the media and then the accidents continue.

Maybe one day SpaceX will stop learning from their fuck ups and start learning how to prevent their fuck ups. This isn’t a fucking game. This explosion cause air traffic to stop on the east coast. I spewed debris over the launch area. If the root cause of these accidents is not adequately investigated what else could we lose?

BTW. Fuck Musk.


Trump Urges MAGA Federal Employees to Resign

February 19, 2025

It’s time to do your part.

According to the Washington InCider Trump has called on all federal employees that support Elon Musk’s DOGE to resign by the end of the month. “Because of the worthless bureaucracy deeply embedded in the Federal workforce we will not meet our goals of cutting waste, fraud, and abuse. I am calling on all MAGA workers to help meet our goals and resign by Feb 28.”

The vast majority of all federal workers at the top level of government are MAGA supporters. Cutting these positions would cripple the agencies they serve but it would help Trump meet his goals which could also be to cripple the agencies. “Self respecting Trump supporters do not need to be supporting the tax sucking bureaucracy and should be glad to resign.” Comments from the MAGA employees were swift and mixed.

“I’m just 3 years from being vested and to qualify for retirement. I can’t resign!” –Name withheld

“I’ve been sucking on the tit of the government for 30 years! I deserve this job and will not resign fuck Donald Trump!” –Was fired a day later

“I’m an entitled employee. Unlike my counterparts I am special and important to the Space Agency at Johnson Space Center. I am sure Trump doesn’t mean me.” –Name withheld


After Elon Musk’s Nazi salute NASA to stop all SpaceX funding

January 26, 2025

#FAFO

Throwing the Nazi salute to trump supporters has consequences. This should have happened a long time ago because of the multiple RUDs (Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly), or as NASA engineers call it, “explosions” to his vehicles. Eventually you have to stop blowing up vehicles and learn how to stop blowing up vehicles. But I digress.

According to a NASA Press Release:
“NASA has always been an organization dedicated to hiring the best and brightest of Americans to lead the country, safely, into space. We are a diverse organization and have never tolerated racism, sexism, or antisemitism in our workforce. Elon Musk’s Nazi salute is not only repulsive it violates every policy at NASA concerning the treatment of our employees. Because of this NASA will cease to fund SpaceX activities.”

Throwing the Nazi salute is a show of support of trump, facism, of Hitler’s attack on Jews, gays, non christians, and other minorities. The attacks of the Hitler regime were a display of the worst of humanity. Those who throw the Nazi sign do so with intent. They do it with purpose. The NASA Press Release continues:
“We will not tolerate this behavior. Either Elon Musk disassociates himself from SpaceX or we will immediately cease all funding for future flights and/or experiments. This is not negotiable.”

UPDATE: NASA has issued an update on this situation after trump appointed an interim NASA Administrator:

“After further review we have decided to rescind our threat of pulling funding. Without DEI we will be forced to hire unqualified white people which does not include Jews. So this is no longer an issue. Heil, mein Führer!”

Welcome to Satire Sunday.


Adolph’s Next target: Federal Employees

November 25, 2024

It’s almost funny. Almost. Remember. You wanted this.

Anchor Baby Vivek Ramaswamy and South African mother***er Elon Musk have their sights set on the next boogie man, Federal Employees, and they are easy pickings. Ramasway/Musk are going to run the Department of privatizing the shit out of everything because the private section can do things better and cheaper. (LOL) That’s not really true but who really gives two fucks about the truth now a days. These guys have an audience, one that will believe anything they are told. Anything. So this is how they will demonize the Federal workforce.

Federal employees are over paid. This isn’t true but it is an easy concept to make MAGAts foam at the mouth. Federal employees are paid on a schedule. They do have some good benefits such as being able to invest in a 401K with matching funds and good health care benefits (they are not free). This compensates for their relatively low pay compared to the private sector.

Federal employees are lazy. The private sector can do their jobs faster, cheaper, and better. This is sort of true since the private sector can treat their employees like crap, work them to death, and provide few if any benefits. Feds are not profit motivated. In the space industry that is pretty damn important. The private sector is profit motivated and will do anything, including cutting corners, to make money.

Federal Employees get benefits for life. Again, not true but who cares? Health care benefits carry over for retired feds but they continue to pay for them. They are NOT free. They get a small pension, not a salary for life. They get social security because they paid for the benefits and they can invest in a 401k just like everyone else can.

You can’t fire federal employees. Again simply not true. The Feds invest in employees and work to retain them. This is a myth that will be perpetuated throughout this process.

Federal employees are taking your money! Yep that is an easy one. They are the boogey men of 2024. The other ones, except for Mexicans, have run their course including the Gays, teachers, police, Muslims, Asian Americans, African Americans, etc etc etc.

BOO Mutherfuckers! BOO! Direct your hate towards federal employees now!


Cuts coming to NASA/JSC civil service employees

November 23, 2024

In the words of Jack Reacher, “Remember, you wanted this.”

Tom Cruise had a great line in Reacher. Before taking on 5 guys in a fight Reacher warned them about taking that final step. “Remember, you wanted this.” He then beat the hell out of all of them. It’s a great scene. Go watch it.

So all the NASA MAGAts of Johnson Space Center might be facing their own Reacher named Vivek Ramaswamy (BTW did you know he is an anchor baby?) who is teaming up with the Vice President Elect Elon Musk to cut spending in the federal government. For NASA that means privatize services at the expense of civil service employees. The argument is easy to understand even though it’s not true. Civil Service employees do not add value to the NASA program. Instead of paying Civil Service employees a salary and great benefits, just pay the contractors like SpaceX. After all most of NASA’s money is spent on contractors.

And you know how much trump loves Elon. So be prepared for an early retirement. And remember, you wanted this.


Why is NASA continuing to do business with SpaceX/Musk?

November 20, 2023

T-Minus WTF?

What the fuck NASA? Major companies across the country are pausing or cancelling ads on Twitter (now X) after Elon Musk endorsed an antisemitic conspiracy theory. These companies include Apple, Paramount, Comcast, IBM, Warner Bros., the European Commission and the movie studio Lionsgate. The tweet even got a response from the Whitehouse:  “We condemn this abhorrent promotion of antisemitic and racist hate in the strongest terms, which runs against our core values as Americans.”

And yet….billions of tax dollars are continuing to be spent on SpaceX services. NASA should take a stand and consider their own “pause” of tax dollars to Space X until they rid themselves of this disease. This cannot be tolerated. Twitter has turned into a hate filled cluster fuck. It’s a breeding ground for keyboard warrior racists with the opportunity provided by Twitter to spread their hate.

NASA shouldn’t be tolerating this. At all.


What happens during a government shutdown?

September 26, 2023

Nothing good. At all.

It looks like the republican controlled House of Representatives is going to shutdown the government due their inability and unwillingness to govern. I’ve been through a few shutdowns with NASA beginning with Newt Gingrich. So how will that affect you?

  • Generally all federal employees cannot work. They can’t go to work and they can’t work from home. They can’t work offsite. They can’t Zoom or conference call. Nothing. Unless you are considered an “essential” employee you are not working. It is literally against the law. Space Station Mission Control personnel are an example of essential employees. They will continue coming to work or other essential employees can work from home.
  • Other essential employees are the military, Federal Marshalls, other Homeland and Defense department employees. They will be able to work but not get paid.
  • All federal employee’s paychecks will stop including the military. Eventually they will receive backpay but that also is not guaranteed. I can see the argument: “Why should they get paid if they didn’t work?”
  • Federal parks are closed as well as all federal properties.
  • Social Security checks will continue.
  • Medicare will continuing paying medical providers
  • FAA will continue as well as travel.
  • IRS will stop
  • Your local congressional office will close.
  • Members of Congress can continue to work.
  • The affects on Federal contractors varies. Some contractors that the opportunity to cut costs and furlough their employees without pay or back pay.

To some a shutdown is a free vacation. To others it is a needless hardship on their families. To the country it is an embarrassment. Look for the Republicans in the House to deny backpay. It just might happen this time.