Raising Campaign Cash: Greg Abbott

August 9, 2021

Photo by Texas Monthly

Well, if there was any doubt who Greg Abbott serves….

In 2021 alone Greg Abbott raised nearly $21 Million from 16967 donations. 95% of this amount came from just 269 donors who donated $5000 or more for a total of $19,846,290. Only $1,026150 came from 16,698 donors with donations of less than $3500 amounting to just 5% or his total. 75% of all donations, $15,731,764 came from just 65 donors of $100,000 or more.




# of Donors Total Donated Percentage Donation Minimum
16967 $20,872,440 100% More than $1
16698 $1,026,150 5% Less than $3,500
269 $19,846,290 95% More than $5,000
65 $15,731,764 75% More than $100,000

$4 Million came from just 4 donors.

Pitcock ,James 1,000,000.00 06-24-2021 Williams Bros. Construction
Porter ,Michael & Mary 1,000,000.00 06-25-2021 Retired
Troutt ,Kenny 1,000,000.00 06-30-2021 Mount Vernon Investments
Warren ,Kelcy 1,000,000.00 06-23-2021 Energy Transfer

Letter to State Representative Dennis Paul on the death of his friend Scott Apley

August 6, 2021

 


How businesses can save Texans from COVID

July 31, 2021

With the delta variant making a huge comeback in Texas businesses need to decide if they can survive another shutdown. Most will not. Some such as the homebuilding industry and Amazon will thrive just like they did during the first shutdown but many small restaurants will not. This is what Texas businesses need to do to prevent another shutdown and a run on the medical community.

Churches, restaurants, work and others have the absolute right to protect their customers and their employees. They can require either a vaccination, testing, or working from home. Don’t look to Governor Abbott to help survive this health crisis. Everyone is on their own.

Airlines. If you want to fly, show your proof of vaccination. Otherwise drive. You have a choice. Once we have crushed the virus, come back and fly!

Sporting events. Every sporting event should require a proof of vaccination to receive a bracelet. Those without a bracelet will be required to mask up for the entire game. They will also be escorted out if they do not. If a fan doesn’t want to help solve this problem and keep other fans safe they can stay home and watch the game on TV.

Schools. All teacher should be vaccinated or they can teach from home until the pandemic is over. All students must be vaccinated or they can stay at home and learn remotely from the comfort of their own home.

Restaurants. If you are vaccinated then dine in and enjoy a safe environment. If not, order take out and continue to support your local businesses.

Work. Come to work if you are vaccinated or continue to work from home.  

Churches. If you want to worship at the church show your vaccination card. Otherwise watch the service at home. (and send your donation via PayPal)


Eric Dick complains about…..wait for it…..deceptive media content. LOL

July 28, 2021


Eric Dick, who chairs the Harris County Department of Education, is whining about “deceptive media content”. This is laughable. Truly laughable.

Dick has a preliminary hearing scheduled at the end of this month in front of the Texas Ethic Commission for his deceptive media content. As you might remember Dick paid for a mailer to the African American community during the 2019 City Council runoff. This mailer did not have the required “Political ad paid for by…” statement. It also looked like prominent Black elected officials such as former President Barack Obama, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, and others were endorsing his run for Houston City Council. 

Not only did they not endorse Dick or any candidates on the mailer, some of the candidates specifically asked NOT be be included in the mailer. It was deceiving, dishonest, and illegal. So for Dick to be whining about a number of articles from the Southeast Texas Record, a publication focusing on the legal community, is just rich. According to Dick:

But what about the second form of deceptive media content: erroneous and biased reporting? This solution could come from ordinary people like you and me. News agencies like Southeast Texas Record and David Yates that publish false, dishonest, and biased stories can be called out. Furthermore, we may assess our involvement in spreading misleading information on social media and take serious steps to prevent it.

That really is rich coming from Dick who will be facing the Ethics Commission next month.





George P Bush's ass kissing ends in an ass kicking

July 27, 2021

Mexican Americans do not like ass kissers, a “Lambiache”. There is nothing worse than a kiss ass like Ted Cruz, or Ken Paxton, or George P Bush all trying to lick Trump’s ass in order to gain favor or in Bush’s case, an endorsement. It didn’t work.

Yesterday Trump endorsed the indicted Ken Paxton for Texas Attorney General. Paxton’s ass kissing was what legends are made of. He led the suit to overturn the election which was quickly thrown out. He led the fight to curb mail in ballots and drop off ballots during COVID crisis. For this he gained favor. According to Trump:

Ken Paxton did a much better job sucking up to me and kissing my big fat ass. Bush was bush league.

Bush, on the other hand, was dealt a fart in the face even after making cute little coozies and posting a selfie sucking up to Trump on the phone. It’s embarrassing and it was all for naught.

So in the race for ass kisser, Paxton advances to the finals with Greg Abbott.


Texas Governor Greg Abbott's response to the COVID Crisis. It's to die for.

July 26, 2021

 


Raising Campaign Cash: Paxton, Bush, Guzman for Attorney General

July 25, 2021

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out who is behind the republican butt kissers for Texas Attorney General.

Bush raised $2,264,137 from 1114 donations. 73%, $1,650,000, came from 78 donations of $10,000 or more. 99% came from 299 donations of $1000 or more leaving only 1% of all his donations coming from donations of $500 or less. $300,000 came from 3 different donors, Trevor Rees-Jones, Arnulfo Eduardo Trevino Garza, and HH Tripp Wommack III.

Paxton raised $1,819,468 from 503 donations. 86%, $1,572,000, came from 46 donations of $10,000 or more. 99% came from 125 donations of $1000 or more leaving only 1%, $23,536 of all his donations coming from donations of $1000 or more. $500,000 can from 2 donors, $250,000 from Douglas Scharbauer, and $250,000 from the Republican Attorney General Association. Darwin Reason and Kenny Troult each donated $100,000.

Eva Guzman raised $1,051,723 from 234 donations. 85%, $892,500, came from 24 donors of $10,000 or more. 98%, $1,027,700, came from 75 donors of $1000 or more. Texans for Lawsuit Reform donated $200,000.


Houston City Councilman Greg Travis calls for "Teacher Cams"

July 8, 2021

Houston City Councilman Greg Travis has a lot of time on his hands since he quit all of his committee assignments, leaving the work to others on Council. Texans have a name for this. Deadwood. Excess baggage. Expendible. Lazy bastard. 

With time on his hands Travis uses his official twitter account for extreme far right partisan politics. Some called for his removal after posting racist comments. Others called for his removal from his committee assignments but he voluntarily removed himself before shooting his mouth off. His latest tweet calls for installing cameras in classrooms to spy on teachers.

Travis will complete his time on Council as deadwood or will quit like the twitter coward he is. Until then he will continue to try to sow division instead of unity or solving problems. He will continue to disrupt just like his buddy, loser trump.


Allen West. Q sent him to run for Texas Governor

July 5, 2021

Former military, former teacher, former Congressman, and former Chair of the Texas Republican Party, nut job Allen West has thrown his hat into the ring for Governor against billionaire Huffines, and Trump ass kisser Greg Abbott. Abbott’s ass kissing has earned him the endorsement of trump.

West was forced to retire from the military after an incident in Afghanistan. He spent a year as a high school teacher then served only one term as a tea party congressman. He moved to Texas where the Republican Party endorsed his losing credentials and elected him as the Chair. That lasted less than a year. He is now running for Governor.

I would bet he will run far right of Abbott moving Abbott even further right in order to lock in the Qanon vote. Not quite sure how much further the state can go. before Texans wake up thinking they are in a Mexican city ruled by a cartel. Maybe both will run on open carry for high school students in their high school. Who knows. 

It should be fun to watch.


Another Trump brown nose enters the race: Galveston County Judge Mark Henry

July 2, 2021

There is nothing worse or more embarrassing than a ass kisser, especially in Texas. Galveston County Judge Mark Henry joins the race and sticks his nose up trump’s butt in a way that would make any Texan blush.

Galveston County Judge Mark Henry has committed $6.6 million from county funds to building the border wall that won’t be built in order to please his shadow president and Governor Abbott who also has his head stuck up trump’s butt looking for votes. According to the Houston Chronicle:

The order also dedicated up to $6.6 million, or 10 percent, of the funds allocated to the county through the American Rescue Plan to help with the construction of a permanent border wall once a plan is finalized, Henry said. Additionally, the order established a task force that will coordinate with the state Department of Public Safety to determine how law enforcement can best help at the border.

Texas has a long history of calling out kiss asses. We ridicule them. We call them suck ups, boot lickers, brown losers, and more. Now the once great Republican Party is racing to kiss the loser’s ass in order to gain his support. What a bunch of cowards.


Henry joins Governor Abbott, Texas Attorney General Paxton and Land Commissioner Pedro Bush in the race to kiss ass.

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