Texas Governor Greg Abbott issues uniforms for poll workers

April 7, 2020

April 7, 2020 | Austin, Texas | Press Release

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued the following statement in response to vote by mail in Texas for the June runoffs
The great state of Texas is under attack by an invisible enemy causing our great economy to collapse and interfering with our elections. In response to those who want to implement vote by mail for all voters I have decided to issue safety equipment, a uniform fashioned by NASA, to all poll workers in order to safety conduct elections at voting centers across the state.

Each worker will be provided a form fitting personal protective equipment. This will protect each worker from spreading the virus and from contracting the virus. Each piece of equipment will have a breathing filter as well as a diaper fashioned from NASA technology and a holding tank for poo. Not only will you be protected you will also be able to do your work looking like an Astronaut.

We hope this will encourage all poll workers to come to work during early voting and on Election Day



Sanders losing lacks luster

April 4, 2020

The results of the past elections and the polls for the upcoming primaries and caucuses are pretty clear. Sanders has lost significant support from 2016.

In every single primary, caucus and/or poll Sanders has lost ground except for Louisiana 0, District of Columbia 0, Virgin Islands +11 and Puerto Rico +4. Even in the states he has won he has lost ground New Hampshire – 34, Nevada -1. In states that he won in 2020, he lost or is expected to lose ground such as Colorado -23, Minnesota -31, Oklahoma -26, Vermont -34, Idaho -36, Washington -39. His lack luster performance is losing.

Here are the results of the primaries/polls. He might win Indiana but other than that every remaining state is Biden’s. The numbers in red represents the difference from 2020 and 2016. 0’s are in green. An increase in his percentage from 2016 is in black.

State 2016 Results 2020 Results Difference
Feb
Iowa 49 26 -23
New Hampshire 60 26 -34
Nevada 47 46 -1
South Carolina 26 20 -6
Super Tuesday
Alabama 19 17 -2
Arkansas 30 22 -8
American Samoa 25 11 -14
California 46 33 -13
Colorado 59 36 -23
Massachusetts 48 26 -22
Minnesota 61 30 -31
Oklahoma 51 25 -26
Tennessee 32 25 -7
Texas 33 30 -3
Virginia 35 23 -12
Vermont 85 51 -34
Utah 79 34 -45
Maine 64 32 -32
March 10
Idaho 78 42 -36
Michigan 49 38 -11
Mississipi 16 15 -1
Missouri 49 34 -15
North Dakota 64 53 -11
Washington 72 33 -39
Democrats Abroad 68
Northern Marianas 65 28 -37
Late March
Florida 33 22 -11
Arizona 41 29 -12
Illinois 48 35 -13
Georgia 28 14 -14
Noth Carolina 40 22 -18
Ohio 43 31 -12
Alaska 79 47 -32
Hawaii 69 43 -26
April
Wisconsin 56 34 -22
Wyoming 55 40 -15
New York 41 40 -1
Connecticut 46 25 -21
Delaware 39 22 -17
Maryland 33 30 -3
Pennsylvania 43 31 -12
Rhode Island 54 44 -10
Louisiana 23 23 0
May
Indiana 52 50 -2
Guan 40 37 -3
West Virgina 46 38 -8
Kentucky 46 35 -11
Oregon 56 43 -13
Kansas 67 37 -30
Nebraska 57 43 -14
June
Virgin Islands 12 23 11
Puerto Rico 37 41 4
Montana 51 39 -12
New Jersey 36 34 -2
New Mexico 48 40 -8
South Dakota 49 38 -11
District of Columbia 20 20 0

Kathaleen Wall. The perfect (R)

April 2, 2020

Kathaleen Wall is a perfect representative of the (R) party.

Wall is a wealthy candidate for Congress in CD22. She is in the runoff and is trying to out (R) her opponent. She doesn’t live in the district, but she didnt live in CD2 either when she ran in 2018. After spending $6 Million of her own money she came in third place in the (R) primary. Now she is running on her own money spending $3.2 million and is in a runoff to represent the (R) party in CD22.

As I have said in a previous post, the (R) could easily stand for Rotten, Reckless, and Racist. Kathaleen is running hard to represent the (R)s with her latest ad kissing Donald trump’s ass and referring to the Coronavirus as the “Chinese virus”. Kathaleen was endorsed by Texas Governor Greg Abbott so I am sure he is very proud of her and her donations to his campaign.

If she becomes the (R) to advance to the general election she will face Sri Preston Kulkarni and in a district that is one of the most diverse in the state. Kulkarni issued the following statement:

“Irresponsible, race-baiting comments like these from Kathaleen Wall are unacceptable and dangerous to TX-22’s large Asian American and Pacific Islander population, who are intimately aware of the FBI warning about the recent surge of hate crimes against their community,” Sri Preston Kulkarni said. “A crisis like a pandemic isn’t a license to demagogue your neighbors — just the opposite. We should be coming together as one community to tackle this virus and its challenges. While we’re running a campaign to build bridges across our community, Kathaleen Wall is doing all she can to be the poster child for the same divisive politics that people hate about Washington.”


Kathaleen should win her primary because she is the best as being a true (R). This is who she is. This is what her party has become. Rotten. Reckless. Racist.


When we turn our backs on god

March 31, 2020

Yesterday Trump gave up the microphone to the CEO of My Pillow a company that makes, well, pillows, soft, beautiful pillows. He quickly turned it into a rant claiming the Coronavirus was a direct result of turning our back on god. He said:

“God gave us grace on November 8, 2016, to change the course we were on,” he began. “Instead the nation had turned its back on God and elected Donald Trump one of the gdamn worst excuses for a human being.”

That isn’t exactly what he said but you get the idea of what he should have said. Why he would be invited to the Rose Garden to spew this crap is beyond me but that is what trump does. He knew this gdamn idiot would put his beautiful, soft, pillow down to protect his knees while kissing his holy ass on national TV. This was all orchestrated.
This is what he does. This is who he is.

What's next for the Trump virus?

March 27, 2020

I can see the writing on the wall. Trump can’t lie his way out of this medical crisis. The science just won’t let him. The republican governors across the country are betting this virus will “miraculously” disappear as Trump has wished. It will eventually catch up to them. And us.

Trump isn’t providing the protective equipment, the respirators, the tests as he has promised over and over again. He is now telling states to fend and fight each other over the equipment that is needed. There is no leadership at the national level. Nothing. His staff,  experts, and republican buddies are silent, cowering behind Trump afraid to speak up and tell the truth all the while people are dying and the virus is spreading.

Trump is on course to just let the virus run it’s course. I expect the following tweet in the near future:


At least we aren't talking about…..

March 25, 2020

Well at least we aren’t talking about:

  1. Impeachment
  2. Russia interference into our elections
  3. Ukraine
  4. Stormy Daniels
  5. Trump’s tax returns
  6. North Korea
  7. Trump’s wall
  8. Kids in cages
  9. Trump’s golf trips
  10. The $1 Trillion deficit
  11. The debt
  12. Deteriorating relationships with our allies
  13. Trump’s racism
  14. Racists in America
  15. Mass exodus from the Administration
  16. The “deep state”
  17. Tax cuts for the rich
Feel better?

Protecting yourself from the Coronavirus if you are a moron

March 24, 2020

It’s not hard folks. Here is a simple, easy to understand guide for morons on how to protect yourself from contracting and spreading the Coronavirus.

  1. Stay the fuck home. It doesn’t mean hide in a closet. Just stay home. Take a walk if necessary. Go buy groceries, but in general stay the fuck home.
  2. Don’t touch your fuckin face. Seriously keep your gdamn hands off your face.
  3. Don’t touch any fuckin person. Leave them alone. Stay 6 feet away. Dont touch anything they have touched.
  4. Wash your fuckin hands. You are an adult. We shouldn’t have to be telling you this.
  5. Act like a fuckin adult. Seriously. This is a disaster. A health and financial disaster. We need you to act like it is fuckin serious because it fuckin is.
  6. And dont listen to fuckin trump. He is a moron. An honest to god fuckin moron.
So to sum it up, dont touch your fuckin face, stay the fuck home, and dont listen to fuckin trump. #BeBest.

BREAKING: TX Gov Greg Abbott calls for sacrifice of Lt Gov Dan Patrick

March 24, 2020

March 18, 2020 | Austin, Texas | Press Release

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued the following statement in response to Lt Governor Dan Patrick’s call to let the Coronavirus to run its course to save the economy.
The great state of Texas has one of the best economies of the world with a combination of low taxes, few regulations, and the great spirit of Texans. Unfortunately the Coronavirus and the reckless use of government overreach the economy has ground to a halt with Texans being directed to stay at home until the virus has run its course. 

With this assault on our great economy Lt Governor Dan Patrick has offered himself and millions of senior citizens up for sacrifice to the Coronavirus god in the hope of saving our economy for the younger generation. 

With this in mind I call for a public offering of Dan Patrick to the god of the Coronavirus. He will be sacrificed on the South lawn at dawn. In lieu of a smoldering volcano we will use a Hibachi grill, one made right here in Texas!

Wonder what the (R) stand for? TX State Representative "Little Baby" Briscoe Cain

March 23, 2020

Little Baby Briscoe is at it again showing everyone what the (R) stand for, and it’s not “Republican”.

I’ve said it before. The (R) stands for Racist. It’s what the republicans have become starting at the top of their party. Baby Briscoe is just following his daddy trump and making racist comments even towards a fellow Asian American Representative. Baby Briscoe is a senior attorney at Fulton Strahan Law Group. When Baby Briscoe made a threat to Congressman Beto O’Rourke his law firm was flooded with calls for his resignation. From KHOU:

Incessant emails, phone calls and voicemails have been inundating Kevin Fulton’s law firm, Fulton Strahan Law Group, since early Friday morning. Fulton shared with us just a few of the 804 voicemails left in less than two days. 

“We had to shut the phones off. They took my email address and signed us up for a bunch of different newsletters and spam and porn sites, everything they could find, trying to shut down the email system,” Fulton said.


Making threats to candidates might not be enough to fire someone in that law group.  Maybe racism is. (R) Racist.



Socialist judges in Harris County under fire: DaSean Jones

March 21, 2020

One of the reasons we need to rid our party of the socialists who run as Democrats.

Harris County Judge DaSean Jones has come under fire for releasing a suspected murderer. Jones is one of 2 socialist who ran as Democrats and won. The Harris County Sheriff was not very happy about this decision. From the Houston Chronicle:

The judge did not reduce the bond as Cruz had requested, but let him go without paying his original $60,000 bond upfront, instead he asked for a 3.5 percent payment to pretrial services.

The members of the Democratic Socialists of America saw an opportunity after the 2016 election.

Democratic Socialists of America Organizer Christian Tyler was quoted in the article saying: “We can defeat the Democratic Party locally to crush it nationally which would hopefully lead us out of pre-party formation and into something like the [British] Labour Party.”

Judge Jones is a member of the Houston Chapter of DSA. So is his wife, Audia Jones who ran for Harris County DA and lost by 40 points. A socialist on top of the ticket gets wiped out one on one but Judges in 2018 benefited from straight ticket voting. Straight ticket voting will not be available in Texas for any future elections.
The socialist running for DA in various counties in Texas are advocating for what looks like bail forgiveness instead of bail reform. They have found a nitch market running as Democrats in deep blue areas much like Alexandria Cortez Ocasio did. Luckily most are losing in fact 73 of 80 lost in 2018 a banner year for Democrats across the country.
Judge Jones should be one to target in 2022. We do not need socialists running as Democrats.

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