Dear Texas Voters, What the f*ck is wrong with you? (NSFW)

October 28, 2022

Seriously. It’s a question that needs to be asked and there is no easy way to ask it. What the flying fuck is wrong with you?

Nineteen children, ages 9-11, were slaughtered, some with their heads blown off, by an 18 year old who had easy access to military style assault weapons provided by Greg Abbott and yet you are STILL going to vote for him? What. The. Fuck? Before that shooting 10 kids lost their lives in another school in Sante Fe, and 25 in an El Paso Walmart, and 27 in a Sutherland Springs church, and 8 in the streets of Odessa. All lost their lives because Texas has the most lax laws in the country when it comes to guns and yet you have no fucking empathy for those affected, like the parents, those who will bear the mental scars forever, or those with lifelong physical injuries. No, you have to vote for Greg Abbott because you lack basic common sense, decency, and moral values. Don’t go to church to wash your fucking hands with holy water. Go to your fucked up church to ask your priest forgiveness so you won’t risk going to fucking hell.

In 2021 you suffered through a freeze that took hundreds of lives, cost billions in water damage, and left you huddled under a stack of fucking blankets and yet you are STILL going to vote for Greg Abbott and those who did that to you? How fucking hard is it to keep the goddamn lights and heat on in the “Energy Capitol of the World” and how fucking hard is it for you to just vote his crippled ass out of office and put people in who will actually fix the goddamn grid? What are you? Stupid?

But there is more. No one wants an abortion. No one is advocating for abortion, but in Texas it doesn’t matter anymore. It doesn’t matter if the fetus you are carrying, or your wife is carrying is viable, you have no choice but to carry it to term. It doesn’t matter if your 12 year old is pregnant from rape or incest. That child will be forced to have that child and all you have to do is ignore it and vote for the very person who will do this to you and your family. Besides the emotional stress of the entire situation there could be a huge financial impact that the family must endure but you don’t really care because, well it didn’t happen to you, so fuck em. Yeah. Well fuck you too.

And for you teachers and parents of school kids. How much is enough for you to finally take some kind of action? How much shit will you teachers take from the Karens at the school board claiming you are “indoctrinating” kids and who are trying to micromanage how you teach, what you wear, what you say? How much are you going to complain about cuts to education, your shitty retirement, your shitty benefits, your expensive healthcare, and your low class salary before you will get off your fat ass and vote the idiots out who have done this to you over the last 20 fucking years? (Yes Texas has been a republican state for 20 fuckin years)

And lets not leave out Latinos. What the fuck do you think the MAGAts think about you? The first thing they think is “Are you illegal? Do you speak English like you should? Are you sucking on the tit of Social Security?” You think you have a seat at the dinner table but they invited you because you ARE dinner. Have some goddamn dignity and cojones and vote these rotten racists bastards out of office. Show them that they cannot demonize people because of your color or your language or your heritage. For flying fucks sake do something beside rolling over. Act like a Latino.

And if you are gay or have a gay member of your family or have gay friends and you are STILL going to vote for the homophobe Abbott, well then just fuck you. Many times over. One of these days Abbott will target you and will will be begging like a little bitch for help from the very people you turned your back on.

I’d so tired of law enforcement whining about crime while they vote for the very people who have flooded our streets with guns pointed at police! You idiots. What the fuck is wrong with you? The guns are pointed at you! What is it going to take for you to realize guns are more important to the very people you vote for than law enforcement? These are the very people who bashed police in the head with flags on Jan 6. What the flying fuck is wrong with you?

Personally I am tired of fighting to make things better for teachers, the gay community, Latinos, women, police, and everyone in this state. If you can’t do one simple fucking thing to help your goddamn self and your fucked up family, then fuck you. You are on your own.


Vote Republican to preserve Kruelty, Korruption, and Khaos. The new KKK.

October 24, 2022
Abbott, Paxton, Trump

This is who you are voting for. It’s no longer the party of Conservatives. It’s no longer the party of Lincoln, or Reagan, or Bush. It’s the party that has embraced lying, cheating, stealing, adultery, Kruelty, Korruption, and Khaos. It’s the reemergence of the KKK.

Korruption. The highest attorney in Texas, the State Attorney General, Ken Paxton is the epitome of corruption. Paxton has been under indictment for over 6 years for multiple felonies. His own staff blew the whistle on him. He ran away from accepting a subpoena letting his wife drive him away to safety, the same wife he cheated on. The man can’t even be faithful to his own family members much less the citizens of Texas.

Kruelty. No one excels at being cruel to other human beings than Greg Abbott. Over the last 8 years as Governor he watched as immigrants entering the United States legally had their children ripped away from them. He has blamed immigrants for the ills of society while doing nothing to solve the problem. Immigration is what his party runs on. They have been whining about immigration for decades even when they had full control of the government on the state and federal level, yet they did nothing to solve the problem.

After 8 kids were killed at Santa Fe High School Abbott falsely vowed to end school shootings. He didn’t do anything except pass open carry without the need of a license or training. Then after 19 children were slaughtered he did nothing but laugh in the family’s faces. This is beyond cruel. It’s sick. He is sick. Those who vote for him might as well piss on the graves of the 19 children who were slaughtered. They are just as cruel as Abbott.

Korruption. The highest attorney in Texas, the State Attorney General, Ken Paxton is the epitome of corruption. Paxton has been under indictment for over 6 years for multiple felonies. His own staff blew the whistle on him. He ran away from accepting a subpoena letting his wife drive him away to safety, the same wife he cheated on. The man can’t even be faithful to his own family members much less the citizens of Texas.

Khaos. Trump. He thrives on chaos. His party loves chaos. It’s a game to them. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Screw porn stars. Cheat on their spouses. Double down on hypocrisy. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Herschel Walker, Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordon, Jan 6 insurrectionists, Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, they all are following trump’s chaos. It’s divisive. It’s destroying confidence in our system of government. It’s what they want.

This is who they are. This is who you are voting for. The new KKK.


More missing campaign reports.

October 21, 2022

OK. This is weird.

As mentioned, Danielle Dick, candidate for Harris County Department of Education has not filed a campaign finance report which was due Oct 11, 2022. As of today no report has been filed. I believe that even if you did not raise money or spend money you are still required to file a report. If that is the case, then Dick is following in her husbands ethical foot steps.

Danielle’s treasurer, according to her previous report, is Joe Synoradzki who is her husband’s treasurer also. He is also the treasurer for Joseph Saldana who is also running for Harris County Department of Education Position 1. Joseph has also failed to file a report.

Not quite sure what this is all about. Maybe the Texas Ethics Commission can sort it out.


Missing Campaign Finance reports: Danielle Dick

October 20, 2022

Danielle Dick is running for Harris County Department of Education. Her husband, Eric Dick, is currently on the board but will leave in January to pursue other interests. He ran unsuccessfully for the Harris County Republican nomination for County Treasurer. Even the Republicans had enough of Dick.

Last March Dick was fined $30,000 by the Texas Ethics Commission, which at the time was the 2nd highest fine in TEC history, for various reasons. His final order can be reviewed here. Usually complaints like Dick’s end in a slap on the wrist, a small fine, and a promise not to do it again. Unfortunately for Dick it ended in a large fine and the TEC referred him to the Texas Bar for possible disciplinary action.

Joe Synoradzki according to LinkedIn works at the Dick Law Firm. He is also the treasurer for Dick’s campaign and at this point should know the rules of the Ethics commission inside and out. He is also the treasurer for Eric’s wife Danielle and as of today has not filed an campaign finance report which was due earlier this month.

Usually not filing a timely report ends with a slap on the wrist, a small fine, and a promise not to do it again. Let’s see how this one plays out.

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BREAKING: Greg Abbott funneling weapons to Mexican Cartels.

October 18, 2022

Greg Abbott is morally crippled. After 19 nine year olds were slaughtered by a gunnut with an AR-15 Abbott has refused to do anything about gun violence or at least try to make it harder for someone to buy a military style weapon, hundreds of rounds of ammo, body armor, and a silencer.

Now according to The Guardian, Abbott’s love for guns and his policy of access to guns has made it easy for Mexican Cartels to arm themselves at the expense of Texas children.

Mexican foreign affairs ministry legal adviser Alejandro Celorio Alcántaraestimates that half a million guns annually are purchased legally in the US and then brought into Mexico illegally. About 70% of guns seized in Mexico from 2014 to 2018 and submitted for tracing had originally come from the US, according to officials with the American bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives (ATF).

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/oct/17/texas-lax-gun-laws-us-mexico-border

It is clear that Abbott and the Republican Party will not change their minds about easy access to military weapons even after the El Paso shooting, the Santa Fe shooting, Odessa shooting, the Sutherland Church shooting, and the Uvalde shooting. His love for guns and making money selling them to Cartel members is greater than his love for his own constituents.

The only person more pathetic than Abbott is the person who votes for him.


Don’t Mess with Ethics. A lesson to be learned.

October 13, 2022

The vast majority of ethics complaints filed with the Texas Ethics Commission end with a slap on the wrist, a promise not to violate the law again, and a small fine. Then there are the fines against Matt Armstrong.

Matt Armstrong is/was the treasurer of a couple of GPACs in Flower Mound Texas. He is a political consultant for “conservative” candidates. He recently resigned as chief administrator for Denton County Precinct 1 Commissioner Ryan Williams. He has been the center of controversy according to the Denton Record-Chronicle.

He had 3 complaints filed against him in 2022 and the Ethics Commission has ruled and posted the sanctions on their website today. It’s not pretty. The TEC fined Armstrong $10,000, $15,000, and $12,500 for a total of $37,500. That fine is the 2nd highest fine in the history of the TEC with a $75,000 fine issued against Harris County Commissioner Jerry Eversole many years ago. Early in 2022 the TEC fined Eric Dick, candidate for Houston City Council $30,000 and referred him to the Texas Bar.

The final orders are a bit long and complicated but there seems to be a pattern to the results of the investigation. According to one of the complaints:

The pattern of behavior shows a deliberate effort by the respondent to evade disclosure and mislead the public. The respondent also ignored the Commission by failing to timely respond to the complaint and failing to participate in the preliminary review hearing.

I believe one of the worst things you can do when a complaint has been filed with the TEC is to lie, mislead, and/or ignore the requests by the TEC staff. It’s best to just pony up to the bar, admit you made a mistake, take a fine, and move on. After reading the complaints against Armstrong it seems like he didn’t do that.

Note to treasurers: Don’t mess with the Texas Ethics Commission.


Raising Campaign Cash: Jack Morman

October 13, 2022

Even Jack Morman, running for County Commissioner, has his own sugar daddies.

According to his campaign finance report Morman raised $457,000 from about 120 donors. $300,000 of the total was provided by 3 donors of $100,000 each for a total of 65% of his entire fundraising for the period. He also received $82,000 in in-kind donations by PACs.

The three sugar daddies include:

Alan Hassenflu who has made large donations to Mealer also, donated $100,000 as well as Richard Weekley, and David Modesett.


Raising Campaign Cash: Greg Abbott’s sugar daddies

October 13, 2022

Greg Abbott like most republicans have a lot of sugar daddies, many of them out of state.

According to his latest reports Abbott raised $24.7 Million which includes two $1 Million donations, both coming from out of state, Nevada and California. Over 50% of his total donations came from just 55 donors for a total of $12.6 million. Each of them gave $100,000 or more in this period alone. 189 donors, who contributed $25,000 or more, provided a total of about 70%,. About $5 Million came from out of state.

He reported over 86,000 donations yet 70% came from those who can afford to drop $25,000. That is sad.

This is who Abbott is. Bought. Paid for. An NRA suck up. A morally Krippled, Khaotic, Kruel jackass of a human being. The head of the Texas KKK. Here is a list of his donors giving more than $100,000 in this period.

Who’s your daddy Greg?

Contributor NameAmountEmployerOccupationState
Roski ,Edward1,000,000.00Majestic Realty Co.President and ChairmanCA
Adelson ,Miriam1,000,000.00selfdoctorNV
Andresen ,Teri and Matt975,000.00HeadlandsExecutiveTX
Looke ,Carole & C. James500,000.00Walter Oil and Gas CorporationOwnerTX
Troutt ,Kenny500,000.00Mount Vernon InvestmentsExecutiveTX
Stockyards Station Hotel II, LLC381,763.88TX
Harris ,William300,000.00SelfColony Ridge DevelopmentTX
Anwar ,S. Javaid250,000.00Midland Energy Inc.PresidentTX
Anwar ,S. Javaid250,000.00Midland Energy Inc.PresidentTX
Anwar ,S. Javaid250,000.00Midland Energy Inc.PresidentTX
Clay ,Robert250,000.00Clay Development & ConstructionOwnerTX
Cox ,Bobby250,000.00Bobby Cox Companies Inc.ExecutiveTX
Davis ,Alex250,000.00DisruptiveFounder & CEOTX
Duncan ,Janet250,000.00RetiredRetiredTX
Fisher ,Kenneth250,000.00Fisher InvestmentsExecutive ChairmanTX
Follett ,Brian250,000.00Heroic MediaExecutiveTX
Graham ,Jay250,000.00Spur Energy PartnersEngineerTX
Kinder ,Richard250,000.00Kinder Morgan, Inc.ExecutiveTX
Nau ,John250,000.00Silver Eagle Distributors, LPExecutiveTX
Porter ,Mary and Mike250,000.00RetiredRetiredTX
Rees-Jones ,Trevor250,000.00Chief Oil & Gas LLCExecutiveTX
Rowling ,Robert250,000.00TRT Holdings, Inc.CEOTX
Swinbank ,Joseph250,000.00Sprint Waste Services, L.P.PartnerTX
Warren ,Kelcy250,000.00Energy TransferExecutiveTX
Mayfair Investments250,000.00TX
Agresti ,Joseph200,000.00Dream Motor GroupCEOTX
Bellinger ,John200,000.00Food Safety Net ServicesCEOTX
Davenport ,Dean200,000.00Davenport Drilling & Pump ServiceOwnerTX
Tucker ,Bradford200,000.00Mustang CatPresidentTX
Anderson ,Joe150,000.00Anderson Columbia Company Inc.PresidentFL
The Chazen Family Trust150,000.00TX
Border Health PAC125,000.00TX
Benjerome Trust100,000.00CA
Centner ,David100,000.00SelfEntrepreneurFL
Arnold ,Greg100,000.00Truman Arnold CompaniesExecutiveTX
Brooks ,Randy100,000.00BNB VenturesRetail and InvestmentsTX
Campbell ,Cody100,000.00Double Eagle Development LLCOwnerTX
Cash ,Clay100,000.00Cash Family InvestmentsPresidentTX
Everett ,Scott100,000.00S2 CapitalFounder & CEOTX
Formby ,William100,000.00SelfReal EstateTX
Geppert ,Gary100,000.00The Walsh GroupVice PresidentTX
Gregory ,Bob100,000.00Texas Disposal SystemsOwner/PresidentTX
Hassenflu ,K. Alan100,000.00Fidelis Realty PartnersExecutiveTX
Hernandez ,Michael100,000.00D&M LeasingOwnerTX
Hirsch ,Laurence100,000.00Highlander Partners, L.P.ExecutiveTX
Martin ,Ruben100,000.00Martin Resource Management Corp.President/CEOTX
McLane ,Drayton100,000.00McLane GroupExecutiveTX
Mitzner ,Ira100,000.00RIDA DevelopmentPresident/CEOTX
Radler ,Michael100,000.00Tug Hill CompaniesPresident, CEOTX
Ray ,Jay100,000.00Richie’s Specialty PharmacyPharmacistTX
Seay ,George100,000.00Annandale Capital, LLCFounder and ChairmanTX
Stedman ,Stuart100,000.00Stedman West Interests IncExecutiveTX
Weekley ,Richard100,000.00Weekley PropertiesReal Estate DevelopmentTX
Martha W White Family Trust II100,000.00TX
Nelson ,Todd100,000.00Kalahari ResortOwnerWI

Texas State Representative “Little Baby” Briscoe gets spanked by the Houston Chronicle

October 13, 2022

Texas State Representative “Little Baby” Briscoe Cain, pictured here in a recent photo at his 35th birthday, got a spanking by the Houston Chronicle.

The Chronicle endorsed his opponent Chuck Crews based upon his professional experience and the lack of professionalism of Baby Briscoe. From the Chronicle:

Fortunately, Democratic challenger Chuck Crews struck us as direct, capable and thoughtful, with a professional background that would help his constituents. A longtime petrochemical engineer, Crews said he’d put his extensive knowledge of the industry to use right away in the Legislature to make plants mechanically safer and environmentally cleaner for surrounding communities.

The Chronicle puts Baby Briscoe over their knee and gives him a good verbal whipping like his mom did at the Texas Democratic Convention. A few years ago he was flashing his concealed handgun and got his little ass thrown out of the convention center. His mother was called to pick him up. She stated: 

“I am so sorry for my son’s behavior. I have told him to not play cops and robbers in the open and to never take his toy guns out of the house. I intend to whoop his ass once I get him home.”

(she really didn’t say that)

Baby Briscoe is an asshole. A Texas sized little asshole. He is a perfect republican. He is an election denier, a liar, a gun nut, a disrespecting little child. He acts like a child on the Texas House floor. He thinks he is cute. He is a child in a grown ass man’s body. Unfortunately his district will vote for a billy goat just as long as it has an R behind his name and Baby Briscoe has an (R) behind his name.

This is who they are.


Raising Campaign Cash: Judge Lina Hidalgo

October 12, 2022

Unlike her opponent, Judge Hidalgo is raising the vast majority of her donations from small donors.

Mealer raised 46% of her $4.9 Million haul from just 19 individual republican sugar daddies with 9 individuals giving $1.7 Million with donations of $100,000 or more.

Hidalgo’s report contains about 1100 pages of donations. The reports provided by the County are not easy to read. They are not searchable so it was difficult looking through 1100 pages but I tried. Hidalgo raised about $1.5 million from approximately 5500 donors. She has $2 Million remaining Cash On Hand. I found 1 donation of $103,000, a couple of $25,000 donations and a few in the $1000 range but the vast majority of the donations were from small donors.

It’s pretty clear who each will represent on Commissioners court.


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