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Conservatives have lost their home.

MAGAts up and down the ballot have dominated the Texas GOP primary except for one or two candidates. Senator John Cornyn was absolutely trampled by Ken Paxton 63-37. It was so bad, many called the race once early votes were posted. This was a good old fashioned ass whopping especially after Cornyn spent his last few months ass kissing to Trump, all for naught. Trump is no dummy. He saw the polls He endorsed Paxton. He didn’t want to look like the loser he is.

In other races Money MAGAt Mayes Middleton won the runoff for Texas Attorney General running on wiping out Sharia Law wherever it exists, even though it doesn’t exist anywhere. To Money, Muslims are the new Mexicans ripe for the attack. If elected Middleton will be just another ass kisser to Trump. At least he hasn’t been impeached or been caught porking someone besides his wife. Yet.

Bo French won the primary for Texas Railroad Commissioner. French ran on bashing Muslims and Jews as if the RRC has anything to do with Muslim or Jewish issues, but joining Money Mayes on bashing Muslims works for MAGAts. He was condemned by Republican leaders across the board many calling for his resignation including Lt Governor Dan Patrick. French has an interesting background, almost losing his Chair of the Tarant County Republican Party due to his Muslim and Jewish bashing. Like Paxton he is a true MAGAt conservative pictured with his 20 kids on his website with his wife taking the picture or being out of the picture. (She is out.) French is a MAGAt. A true, bigoted, racist, divorced, MAGAt.

Locally new comer Richard Vega, another true, born again, MAGAt won his primary for Harris County Commissioner. His primary opponent tried unsuccessfully to highlight his gang banging past but as I said he is born again and that, according to Christians, absolves him from any wrongdoing. Luckily he is a MAGAt. MAGAts just don’t care about your past, unless you are a Democrat.

Orlando Sanchez, another Mexican MAGAt, won his primary for Harris County Judge. Sanchez used his own money for this primary. The party was hoping for an upset with Annise Parker losing. She did. I expect tens of millions to be spent on this race on behalf of Sanchez. Unlike others Sanchez doesn’t have a strong connection to the MAGAt party or to Trump. Maybe he is taking the advice of former Judge Ed Emmett and keeping his head down, shutting the fuck up, and running like a true conservative.

And let’s not forget Scott Bowen, the youngest, voucher loving, living with his mom, MAGAt on the ballot running for State Representative. You can find all you want about him here. It is a long read.

These are just a few examples of who Texans have to vote for and what the Republican Party has become. The MAGAts of Texas have crushed the Conservatives in the party. Its conservative values of local control, fiscal responsibility, strong on crime, yada yada, have been replaced by bigotry, fiscal stupidity, and mass pardons for criminals.

This is Trump’s party now.

Thank god for La Marque.

La Marque has been in the news quite a bit because of one single council member causing chaos with unsubstantiated claims of corruption, lawlessness, criminality and calls for unnecessary and costly “forensic audits”. Seabrook, on the other hand, escaped this chaos a few years ago electing a new Mayor and Council Members dedicated to being a bit boring, doing the job, and providing services for the community. This is exactly what every elected official should be doing especially in non partisan races. Fortunately the voters of La Marque ran off the Council Members wife in their recent election, but….there is a runoff coming June 13 in Seabrook.

Seabrook voters have a chance to stay out of the news with competent, non partisan, leadership. This election pits Aaron McGuire against Bryon Hanssen. Aaron is associated with the Save Seabrook group, one that is trying to save Seabrook from whatever they can make up like unsubstantiated claims of corruption, lawlessness, criminality and calls for unnecessary and costly “forensic audits”. Back in May of 2025 the Save Seabrook candidates didn’t fare well:

The candidates of the Save Seabrook (SS) Squad were enjoying spicy crawfish at The Barge on election night, at least for a little while. In the end all but one lost. Angela Cervantes is the only SS candidate that won her seat on City Council. Jackie Rasco lost. J.P. Byers lost. Kyra Burton lost. Chris Hues lost. I really didn’t see this coming and I bet they didn’t appreciate the guy in the corner playing WOMP WOMP on his trombone.

Angela was the only successful candidate. Her time, so far, on Council could be more productive but adding another SS Council Member will not help. Calling for unnecessary and expensive forensic audits, as former Councilman Joe Machol has demanded will not move the city forward.

Voters should consider Saving Seabrook from chaos.

There are multiple reports. This one is looney.

An open records request for the copies of police reports filed by La Marque City Councilman Joseph Lowry resulted in a 122 page document. You can review all the reports filed for the last two years by Lowry here. Some of these reports are petty, funny, and disturbing. For instance report #23-00128 filed on 1/21/23. Lowry called in a terroristic threat. Somehow that was classified as an “Attempted Suicide”. Officer A.Skaggs with the La Marque Police Department handled the incident which was eventually closed. You can read the report below.

According to the report Lowry had received a letter with a picture of pigs eating and the caption “Lowery’s Family”. It was mailed from the Houston area from “The citizens of La Marque”. Obviously someone was comparing Lowry and his wife to pigs, which is an insult to pigs, a crime in itself. But clearly it was nothing more than an insult. Lowry called the police because he believed it was a threat because people feed pigs dead people. (I’m not making this up) Lowry demanded that the letter be put into evidence and processed for finger prints. Lowry also requested DNA to be collected and processed as well as a forensic audit of the Post Office because they are all criminals. (ok. That last sentence I made up)

The police stated he was hog tied and unable to spend significant time on his case but will continue the investigation when pigs fly. He suggested that Lowry should not go pig wild in his attempt to make a pigs ear out of something. He also stated there are a number of other police reports and he could piggy back on one of those. Lowry continued to squeal like a stuck pig and was last seen at the all you can eat salad bar.

OK. That last paragraph was also made up. Read the 122 page document here. There are a number of disturbing reports that should be read.

At least partially.

There was a suit, Case #24-CV-2218) filed against Council Member Joseph Lowry by a number of individuals including Council Member Kim Yancy, former Council Member Jim Ross, CJ Beard, and Walter Burt an owner of a construction company. According to documents posted to the Galveston County website Burt has settled his portion of the suit. The details have not been disclosed. The others have not settled and the Judge has set trial date of May 18.

The original petition against Lowry includes defamations, harassment, unauthorized disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and stalking. (sounds familiar?) In 2022 Lowry settled a suit against Kim Yancy. Count six of the new suit includes “Breach of Contract against Kimberley Yancy”. Lowry was sued for harassment by Council Member Yancy resulting in an agreement to refrain from threatening or harassing comments that would give rise to criminal action on social media, newspapers, and any media outlet not explicitly stated herein. Galveston County Case # 22-CV-0993. He violated that agreement.

This should be interesting to watch Lowry take the stand under oath and defend his actions. In a civil trial a defendant must take the stand to defend themself. If they decide not to then the jury can assume the allegations are true. Trial is set for May 18, 2026 in Galveston. Breakfast will be at 9:00.

Oh Lord  Let us prey.
Let us prey on the poor for they cannot afford to eat.
Let us prey on the sick for they cannot afford insurance.
Let us prey on the Hispanics for they will be deported.
Let us prey on the Blacks for their lives do not matter.
Let us prey on the disabled for they are weak.
Let us prey on the Muslims for they are now targets of hate
Let us prey on the Immigrants for they do not belong here.
Let us prey on the police as we flood the streets with guns.

And oh Lord
Let us prey on the supporters of the Republican Party for they are too ignorant to know we are preying on them too.

In your holy name we prey.

Where in the world is our representation?

Republicans have been in power in Texas for over 30 years with complete control of the Governorship, House, and Senate for the last 22 years. Yet I cannot remember one single time our elected officials in the Bay Area met with their constituents except when they have spoken to the business community. This includes Members of Congress and State officials.

Congressman Brian Babin, age 78, was elected in 2014 and has never met with his constituents. Senator Mayes Middleton has been in office for 8 years. State Representative Dennis Paul has been in office for 10 years. Neither have met with their constituents. Both Middleton and Paul set on committees responsible for home insurance. If they had met with those they represent they would have understood that home insurance in the Bay Area is out the roof and out of control. Instead they did nothing. I have seen Paul walking his dog in the green belt more times than I have seen him addressed those he represents. (The first time was right after the Uvalde shootings. It did not go well.)

NASA is in Babin’s district. You would think with all the turmoil, cuts, and lack of focus Babin would have met with those who work in the industry, at the very least. Instead he has his lips sewn to the ass of Trump, following along, and doing nothing to stop the insanity of his administration, the cuts to NASA, or the high cost of living in the district.

If you see any of our elected officials please call 1-800-IAM-LOST.

Thank god for La Marque.

A couple of years ago the city of Seabrook was on the verge of becoming the next League City with unnecessary chaos in city politics and elections. Four of the five candidates running under the Save Seabrook banner lost with only Angela Cervantes winning her race. Since that election Seabrook has been free from controversy for the most part and that is good for the citizens. Is City Council perfect? Of course not but it seems they are doing the job they were elected to do and doing it well.

We have seen what chaos can do to an organization. CCISD, League City, and La Marque all went through tough times with extreme political candidates and elected officials. CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen lost his reelection and they left the news cycle. City Councilman Justin Hicks resigned and League City left the news cycle. City Councilman Joseph Lowry is still in office and La Marque continues to dominate the local news. There is a pattern here. All three are extreme political hacks putting party over policies and it didn’t/hasn’t worked out for them.

City and school boards are non partisan organizations. Most voters know which side of the aisle the candidates stand on but regardless of party affiliation elected officials should be concerned about moving their city or school board forward instead of playing extreme partisan politics. Voters should be concerned about chicken littles yelling for a costly and unnecessary “forensic audit” like Joseph Lowry has called for in La Marque and former Seabrook City Councilman Joe Machol (pictured above) is calling for in Seabrook. All this accomplishes is mistrust in government something the Save Seabrook group does pretty well.

Hopefully voters will choose quiet over chaos and reject the candidates running under the Save Seabrook banner, including Kelly Stewart, Aaron McGuire, Josh Derrick. Save Seabrook from Chaos.