Houston City Councilman Greg Travis quits. Again.

October 28, 2021

Houston City Councilman Greg Travis has quit his elected position to run for another as a republican. From the Houston Chronicle:

“I am torn between representing you at Council or representing you at the State House in Austin,” Travis wrote to his constituents. “I have chosen the latter as I feel I can do more for our families, this District, and Houston in general as a State Representative.”

LOL. This is just rich. He is a quitter, a racist, a Qanon COVID denier, an ass kissing liar, and an asshole. He is a perfect republican. 

He is a quitter. In January of 2020 Travis quit all of his committee assignments leaving the work to his colleagues on city council. Now he is nothing but deadwood. City Council will not miss him.

He is a racist. After posting a racist comment concerning Michelle Obama calls for his resignation came from across the city. Not one republican took his defense, although not one Republican on city council condemned his comments that’s include Kubosh, Martin, and Knox.

He is a Qanon COVID denier. Travis is probably vaccinated while continuing to use his official twitter account to spread misinformation about COVID which has claimed tens of thousands in Houston.

He is an ass kissing liar. With Travis as an elected official Trump will have yet another nose stuffed up his ass to continue supporting the Big Lie. 

He is an asshole. Travis is just an asshole. He is in the same bag of dicks as Ted Cruz, Greg Abbott, Louie Gohmert.

So it is very logical that Travis is running for a House District as a republican. He is perfect for the job. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. 

Asshole.


Texas Governor Greg Abbott takes the lead in the Lap Dog Award

September 28, 2021

In Texas we don’t take kindly to a brown nose, an ass kisser, a boot licker, a suck ass, or an obedient lap dog. Unfortunately our own Governor, Greg Abbott, has stooped to a level of ass kissing never seen before. He is currently beating out Pedro Bush who kissed Trump’s ass only be be crapped on when Trump endorsed his opponent, Ken Paxton.

Moments after the results of the Arizona audit was announced, showing, once again, that Biden won the election and no election fraud was found, Trump instructed Abbott to start a similar audit here in Texas. Like Arizona, this will cost Texans about $6 Million. $6 million that could be put towards law enforcement, or infastructure. Instead like the ass kissing lap dog Abbott is, we will pay $6 million to one of Abbott’s buddies to perform an audit of the election which will show, once again, no election fraud.

From the Houston Chronicle:

Lapdogs we don’t need these days, as Abbott’s embarrassing acquiescence reminds us. As long as one of our major political parties is in thrall to a would-be demagogue, democracy is in danger. Instead of yapping lap dogs, we need the political equivalent of the majestic Great Pyrenees, loyal canines that protect Hill Country sheep and goats from coyotes. Our political Great Pyrenees would stand firm for the rule of law, for an abiding trust in the democratic process, for America itself.

It’s embarrassing living in Texas. Texans never used to adore liars, cheaters, brown nosers and obedient lap dogs.  Until now.


Movie Review: Cry Macho

September 27, 2021

Clint Eastwood’s newest movie, Cry Macho, should have been named “Bore me to death Macho”. That was just plain god awful. As someone who considers themself fairly macho, I was no match for this film. I latest just 42 minutes.

The acting, script, plot, and just about everything else was just plain awful. It wasn’t a waste of talent because there was none. Dwight Yoakam, the father who hired Eastwood to return his son from Mexico, was having a difficult time acting like he was an actor. Eastwood is just a shell of the actor he used to be, old, slow, looking confused. I’m surprised he was able to remember his lines. The boy’s acting was overshadowed by his rooster, a cock fighter, which could easily get an academy award nomination for “Cast member that didn’t suck in a movie”.

The script was worthy of a B movie. The plot predictable, although I didn’t see it completely through, I would guess Eastwood saved the boy and his large cock, fell in love with him, and adopted him as his own son he never had. Whether this is a correct or not really doesn’t matter since I will not be watching another minute of it.

Do yourself a favor. Wait till this movie is available at Redbox. Find a free coupon. Rent it. Give it to your neighbors. When they are watching it, steal their lawnmower. At least you will get something out of it.


Texas Constitutional Amendment: Allowing churches to spread COVID

September 27, 2021

You would think a place of worship would be more concerned about the safety of their sheep than the right to fleece them of their money.

On November 2 there will be an election to decide amendments to the Texas Constitution. Proposition Number 3 will appear on the ballot as

The constitutional amendment to prohibit this state or a political subdivision of this state from prohibiting or limiting religious services of religious organizations during a time of an uncontrollable infectious disease.

Ok. That’s not exactly the wording but it is clear that the republicans in office did not like the lock downs that affected the collection of money at church services during the COVID crisis. I can’t remember when a state or political subdivision has ever had to instruct a church to do something in order to protect the general population. Now with a constitutional amendment churches can gather even during an infectious outbreak, allowing the sheep to infect others in their family and friends circles.

If we ever had another pandemic, or if we can’t seem to shake the current one, there are members of churches who actually believe that gathering together to pray will provide protection. Science has proven otherwise.

It’s sad that our elected officials from a state that has lost over 64,000 Texans to COVID can’s seem to grow the fuck up and do what is right.


PRESS RELEASE: Texas Governor, calls for mandatory vasectomies for young men

September 9, 2021

Sept 9, 2021

Governor’s office in it’s desire to eliminate rapists from Texas calls for free vasectomies for men.

Austin, Texas (Sept 9, 2021) – After signing a historic ban on abortions in Texas with no exemptions for rape or incest, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has stated it will rid Texas of all rapists. As a part of this new policy Governor Abbott is calling for mandatory and free vasectomies for men over the age of 18 years old.

According to Governor Abbott “Rape is a crime, and Texas will work tirelessly to make sure we eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas by aggressively going out and arresting them and prosecuting them and getting them off the streets. So goal no. 1 in the state of Texas is to eliminate rape so that no woman, no person, will be a victim of rape,” 

The State of Texas is ranked #1 in number of rapes with over 14,000 over the last year alone. To help women who have been raped Abbott claimed that providing free vasectomies for men would prevent these unwanted pregnancies. 

Abbott is feeling backlash from both sides of the aisle but he claims he intends to press forward. “Let me be clear to those opposing my plan, I intend to fight for Texas women and will beat off the opposition with both hands!”


Raising Campaign Cash from Buc-ee's

September 3, 2021

When you stop at Buc-ee’s to take a dump or stuff your face with beaver nuts, just remember some of your money is going in the toilet. 

According to the Texas Ethics Committee the owner of Buc-ee’s, Arch Alpin, has donated $1,676,000 since 2015 mostly to republican candidates and elected officials including $375,000 to Dan Patrick and $1,025,000 to Greg Abbott.

$1,671,000 went to republicans and $5,000 went to a single Democrat. 

When you take a dump at Bucee's you are supporting Greg Abbott

September 3, 2021

I’ve written about the donations to Greg Abbott and others by the owner of Bucee’s, Arch Aplin. From When you stop at Bucee’s for beaver nuts

Aplin’s biggest donations went to Greg Abbott for $575,000 and Dan Patrick for $250,000.

In 2021 alone, just the first 6 months, Arch Aplin (Beaver Aplin, Arch Aplin III) has donated $485,000 to republicans in Texas including another $250,000 to Greg Abbott, the guy who brought you permit less carry and restricting women’s rights. So the next time you are taking a dump at Bucee’s just remember where your money is being donated to if you buy beaver nuts.





What candidates should be saying on guns

September 2, 2021

Candidates need to get their gdamn talking points down. Aim for the heart because they have lost their minds. Here are my thoughts on guns.

After 27 Texans were killed in a Sutherland Springs church, 23 killed in a Walmart in El Paso, 10 kids killed in Santa Fe, and 7 were killed in a shopping center in Odessa, what did Greg Abbott do to protect your family? He passed open carry, then he passed permit less carry allowing anyone to walk around with a loaded weapon in public.

Walking around in public with loaded firearms is NOT normal and the only way to restore Texas to the great state it once was is to start by removing Greg Abbott from office. It all starts on November 8, 2022. Nothing will change, when it comes to responsible gun owner ship, until Greg Abbott is thrown out of office.

Texas used to be a state that valued conservative, responsible, gun ownership. We were taught not to play with guns, don’t talk about the guns you own, don’t show them off, and pull them out only when you intend to use them. It was never a conservative value to use guns as a way to intimidate or to walk around dressed like GI Joe carrying a loaded assault weapon in public. 

Abbott’s idea of permit less gun ownership is NOT a conservative value. It’s not responsible gun ownership. Under Abbott’s law gang members could walk down your streets with loaded guns and there is nothing you could do about it. Nothing. The police are not allowed to question whether they have had training, or a license to carry, because under Abbott’s law they do not have to have training or a license to carry.

Under Abbott’s law even a felon, a mentally ill individual, or a domestic abuser could walk into a Walmart with a loaded assault rifle and the police cannot ask if they are a felon, a mentally ill individual, or a domestic abuser unless they have threaten or shot someone. This is NOT normal.

Abbott’s law was opposed by every law enforcement agency across the state. It begs the question “What idiot thought of this idea?”. That idiot is Greg Abbott. That idiot talks about law and order and backing the blue yet literally puts more guns on the street, in the open. 

It’s time to restore common sense to gun safety by taking Abbott out of office. It starts with you. Only you. On November 8 you must do something different, for a change.


Now everyone in Texas can carry a loaded gun in public! Everyone.

September 1, 2021

 Cripps. MS-13. Proud Boys. Everyone means everyone. Thank you Dennis Paul and Greg Abbott for putting guns on the street with Permitless Carry legislation.


Texas Republican Party issues statement on racist comments by Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick

August 24, 2021

In response to the racist comments made by Texas Lt Governor Dan Patrick switching the blame for the COVID outbreak in Texas from Mexicans to African Americans the Texas Republican Party has issued the following statement: