Super Bowl Pool 2025!

January 25, 2025

For the last 5 years or so I have managed a friendly Super Bowl pool. All money paid out. $10/Square. Instant winners with squares 2-2 5-5 8-8 or 9-9 $25. $200/Qtr $100/Final Pick a square. Send me money! Good luck! paypal, venmo, or zelle johncoby@sbcglobal.net CashApp johncoby2. Once all squares are taken and paid for I will live stream the numbers.

Check the link below periodically for available squares:

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Movie Review: The Substance starring Demi Moore

January 25, 2025

Watch it? Rent it? Skip it?

SKIP IT! Do yourself a favor. If you just have to see Demi Moore naked wait till it is streaming free then go clean the toilets. You will get more from cleaning the toilet than watching this movie.

That was $5.99 down the drain. What an incredibly stupid, meaningless, gross movie. If I could sue someone for the $5.99 I spent watching this I would. An interesting plot at first that fell into a gross set of scenes that got dumber and dumber as the movie progressed. Demi Moore was OK but not great. Her nakedness did not help. The 4k did her no favors what so ever. I fell asleep during the middle but unfortunately woke up for the finale that was just gross, ridiculous, and just plain stupid. It was like a jr high school film project. I feel stupid just admitting I watched it.

Rotten Tomatoes had an 89% rating and an audience rating of 75% on this film. What the living hell they watched is beyond me. That movie should end Demi Moore’s comeback tour.


Controversy: Navarro PTO Raffles Gun for School Safety

January 24, 2025

Ok. It wasn’t for school safety but you get the idea.

No Place But Texas. Literally. Navarro Elementary PTO in Sequin Texas thought it would be a great idea to raffle off a gun for their school’s Valentines Dance. Sequin is about 100 miles from Uvalde Texas. If you remember (and you probably don’t) 19 1st graders were slaughtered in their classroom after a mentally ill 18 year old was provided easy access to a firearm by our elected officials. Needless to say the PTO either A) didn’t remember or B) didn’t care. My bet is B.

You have to be one sick, brain dead, PTO member to think auctioning a gun for an elementary school is appropriate. That is truly f-ed up. The PTO has been contacted and has since modified their flyer for the event removing the auction but as of today the auction will continue. The Superintendent has also been made aware of this incredible stupidity, but this is Texas. We love guns no matter who gets killed or maimed for life.

This is who we are. If interested in purchasing a ticket you can email navarroelementarypto@gmail.com and/or the Navarro ISD Superintendent Mandy Epley here.


#FAFO: Veteran Affairs

January 24, 2025

It is almost funny. Almost.

John Basham, one of those entitled, trump supporting, government employees or spouse of one, is now whining about the hiring freeze his lord and savior has signed. (See his tweet on the left) Trump put a freeze on federal employee hires cancelling all job offers in the process including those in the office of Veteran Affairs.

Basham’s wife received an offer from the VA, spent thousands to move to Waco, and is now “in tears & inconsolable” because the VA rescinded her offer. As I said this is almost funny, well actually an ass kissing trump voting MAGAt losing their job offer after spending thousands of dollars to move and are now crying in a closet IS FUNNY! You FA and now you have FO. Suck it up butter cup. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Get a real job and stop sucking on the tit of the government.

What is not funny is what is happening to the VA and other government agencies. trump is going to demand loyalty from all the leadership of all federal agencies. They will bend the knee and kiss his ass on demand. They will lie, when asked, fudging the numbers of veterans seeking help or veterans not receiving help. And based on those numbers the budget will get cut. Apply that across all federal agencies including education, labor, NASA, etc etc. This is not funny. At all. This is sick and dangerous.

But right now I will laugh at John Basham’s plea for help. You fucked around and now you are finding out.


Police Union praises Trump’s pardons

January 22, 2025

Back the Blue? No. Beat the Blue.

You have to wonder what kind of country we are living in when a police union supports the pardoning of criminals who viciously attacked members of their own union. The Faternal Order Of Law Enforcement Support (FOOLS) issued the following statement on the pardons:

“In 2024 we proudly endorsed Trump for reelection knowing full well he was going to pardon the very individuals who beat our fellow police members. Some of these officers lost their jobs and some lost their lives and paid the ultimate price for defending the United States Capitol. That did not deter us from proudly endorsing Trump. It is sad that family members of the fallen officers will have to forever suffer the consequences of our actions but life isn’t easy and they will have to suck it up for the good of Trump’s presidency.”

Other organizations who endorsed Trump were not as gleeful as the FOOLS. The Fraternal Order of Police also endorsed Trump knowing full well he was going to pardon the cop killers. They did it anyway. Now, according to their press release, they are “deeply discouraged” in Trump’s pardons. Yeah. Right. Deeply discouraged my ass. Go fuck yourself. The FOPs saw the videos of Jan 6. They watched as their law enforcement brothers were beaten with flags, sprayed with bear spray, taped, and assaulted. They watched the trials, the juries, the verdicts, and the sentencing. We watch it too.

And yet they endorsed the mother fucker who sent them to the Capitol, who watched them beat up cops for three fucking hours, and then who pardoned them. And now you are “deeply discouraged”? Really? You are discouraged?

No. You are truly fucked up. Two faced, rotten, motherfuckers.


Sheriff Fullen preparing for immigration raids.

January 22, 2025

Jimmy Fullen ran on protecting Galveston County from the hordes of rabid immigrants crossing the border hundreds of miles away. Now it is time he keeps his campaign promise.

Newly elected Sheriff Jimmy Fullen has been busy deputizing a couple hundred law enforcement officers. You can see the full list here. In his last campaign finance report he listed a large donation of $10,000 from the Committee for a Safer America. The sole donor is Susan D Sarofim for $80,000. She also gave to other law enforcement officials like Harris County DA Sean Teare and former DA Kim Ogg.

Fullen still has a couple of ethical problems to deal with before starting his raids on restaurants and contractors. He has an outstanding ethics complaint against him for falsifying a government document by padding his campaign account with a $100,000 loan that he never made. The Republic Party doesn’t take to kindly to those who falsify government documents. Just ask Hunter Biden. He also has a hearing set for March with the Texas Commission On Law Enforcement (TCOLE) on whether his law enforcement license will be revoke for….wait for it….falsifying a government document.

Once the Republic Party lets him off the hook I can see Fullen starting an immigration task force and raiding all the businesses in Galveston County who are hiring workers are here illegally. Personally I wouldn’t hold my breath.


Congratulations America.

January 20, 2025

He actually represents one third of Americans very well. This is what you have become.


Keller ISD issues warning to CCISD voters

January 18, 2025

Don’t let them take over your board!

If you haven’t kept up with the chaos in Keller ISD you might want to. Hundreds of parents attended the last board meeting in opposition to the Board considering splitting the district into two, one for the rich white kids and another for the others. That’s a bit of an exaggeration but when you look at the demographics and the available resources in each new district that is what it looks like. The meeting was so bad the Superintendant threatened to resign. The decision was tabled.

This is just the latest in a series of events which started with the takeover of the Board by extremists funded by an out of district PAC, which should sound familiar to CCISD residents. Patriot Mobile PAC donated $150,000 to three extremist candidates, $45,000 each, for an election that should have cost about $5000 each. They ran as a “coalition” of “conservatives” and won with the help of two wealthy donors to a PAC called Patriot Mobile. From a previous post:

Since January 2022 Patriot Mobile PAC spent $985,385. Of that $392,000 was spent on candidates in school district races and MUDs. Each KISD candidate Walker, Young and Shaw received $45,321 for their campaigns. As I said, this is A LOT for a school race that usually costs a couple of thousand dollars. All three were elected.

Shortly afterward one of the new board members, Sandi Walker, invited a Dutch evangelical film crew to one of the high schools without permission from the school, the board, or the parents. They filmed, they aired their, and Walker resigned. Trustee Young was also involved with hundreds of parents calling for his resignation. Lawsuits may have been filed, and should have been filed.

Keller ISD is smaller than CCISD by about 10,000 students. CCISD doesn’t need to split the district. Unlike CCISD Keller is mired in fiscal mismanagement. I would bet that is one of the reasons they want to split is to push the debt onto one of the new districts.

This kind of crap is what happens when we allow outside, rich, Political Action Committees to influence our school board elections. Trustee Scott Bowen has led the effort by recruiting unqualified candidates and financing them through extremist groups like Defend Texas Liberty, a PAC funded by two evangelical billionaires out of Dallas. Defend Texas Liberty was dissolved after being caught organizing with a known white supremacist. CCISD is considering changing the school board elections so that a “coalition” of candidates could run, be funded by an outside group with huge amounts of money, and change the composition of the board to be like Keller. And Katy. And Cypress. And Spring. Keller is issuing a warning to CCISD.

Heed the warning folks.


CCISD Trustee cooking the books?

January 18, 2025

It’s Bowen. Again.

Ever since 2008 I began reviewing campaign finance reports specifically, at first, I focused on what elected officials and candidates spent their donors money on and wow did I find some doozies! Former State Representative John Davis, representing the Bay Area, was caught spending his donors money on fancy, expensive, boots and gas for his roofing company. State Senator Jane Nelson, now the Secretary of State, was spending her donors money on a condo, then got caught giving her husband money to buy a condo. But today is a first with Bowen.

Recently League City Council Member Justin Hicks was caught conveniently hiding a loan to his campaign. In his amended report the loan came from his treasurer. His treasurer is his wife. There there is Sheriff Fullen who reported a $100,000 loan which mysteriously vanished on the next report. The Texas Ethics Commission is investigating both of these.

In his latest report Bowen is reporting a donation, from himself, for $20,000 to pay off a loan that he made to himself. WTF? When he made the loan to himself he was required to actually deposit the money into a separate account. So now he donates another $20,000 to himself, deposits that donation into his account then pays himself for the loan. None of that makes cents.

What Bowen is trying to do is turn his first loan into a donation therefore he does not have to report an outstanding loan balance in his future reports. That’s not the way this should be accomplished but for the Republic Party rules and laws are for suckers. Bowen starts his campaign with over $9200, mostly his own money.

He is up for reelection in May.


Raising Campaign Cash: State Representative Dennis Paul

January 17, 2025

Not promising for us concerned about home insurance.

State Representative Dennis Paul raised $55,905 in his latest reports covering the period of July-December 2024. That actually is one of his most productive reports. Of that total $54,600 or 98% came from PAC money and $1,304 came from 6 individual donors. Of these $8500 came from insurance related PACs. Paul sits on the House Insurance Committee.

During the same period he spent $39,049 with $22,500 going back to a number of PACs including Realtor PACs, USAA, General Contractors PAC, and BearBacker PAC. $15,000 went to pay off his outstanding $150,000 loan to win the seat over 10 years ago. He received $2500 from the BearBacker PAC then turned around and donated $2500 back to them. BearBacker PAC is related to the Baylor Bears according to their Facebook page.


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