Welcome Back Party to be held for Paxton at OAG office

September 17, 2023

This should be fun!

The staff at the Texas Attorney’s Office are planning a welcome back party for Attorney General Ken Paxton after he was acquitted of 16 impeachment charges. According to his personal scheduler, who asked not to be identified, “I am so thrilled he is coming back. We will have a big cake for every staff member to enjoy.”

“I urge everyone in the office to sign the card with your name and phone number to show General Paxton that you actually showed up. Otherwise he might retaliate and fire your ass.”


LEAKED! Talking points released for Ken Paxton’s acquittal

September 15, 2023

Seriously, what kind of idiot would do this?

After watching the majority of the Paxton impeachment I believe the defense is going to focus on the lack of evidence concerning the bribery charge. If the Senators acquit Paxton they will walk out and tell the media that they couldn’t prove their case concerning bribery and they will focus on that and that only. But just in case here are some other talking points for the Senate GOP (Group Of Pussies):


Recap: Day seven of the Paxton Impeachment trial

September 15, 2023

I have to agree. They have nothing. Almost. The Texas Tribune had a very short recap here. (even they were bored)

The most drama moment in the trial was Tony Buzbee saying the defense rests. The rest was boring and I’m not even sure what the defense was trying to do beside bore the shit out of the jurors.

The prosecution needs to prove only 1 of 20 articles of impeachment for Paxton to be removed from office. From what I watched, and I watched much of the trial, the issue of hiring of Brandon Cammack to conduct that bogus investigation is the one that is easy to understand and was pretty clear. He should go down for that alone. Luckily he has a bunch of Senators who are afraid of their shadow and will let him off.

The defense rested their defense of Paxton with time to spare to call more witnesses. I was wondering who they were going to find to actually come to the defense of Paxton. They found a couple that did their best to bore the crap out of the jury. They did their job.

Closing arguments begin today.


Shut up Mealer.

September 14, 2023

You lost. Quit whining.


Recap: Day seven of the Paxton Impeachment trial

September 14, 2023

It wasn’t the best day for the prosecution. The Texas Tribune has a great recap.

We were introduced to House lawyer Erin Epley yesterday. She was awesome. Fast, flowing and she took no shit from Oompa Loompa Tony Buzbee. The House should just let her close out the prosecution’s case because Rusty Hardin continues to be just plain awful.

The day focused on Paxton’s personal assistant, Drew Wicker, who was “like a son” to Paxton’s wife. He threw his dad under the bus but didn’t seem to enjoy it. He struggled to provide evidence that Nate Paul paid for Paxton’s home remodeling. Personally I thought this article of impeachment was going to be hard to prove, giving the Senators an out for voting to let him off by focusing on just one of the 20 articles of impeachment. That’s how they will justify their vote to the media and constituents. Focus only on one article of impeachment.

We also heard from his scheduler. He was clearly pissed. He filed suit against Paxton after being fired and refused to participate in a settlement. He didn’t want money. He wanted a public apology from Paxton and an acknowledgment that those who went to the FBI were not “rogue” attorneys. This was yet another strong, right wing, republican witness against Paxton.

Paxton’s mistress was waiting in the capitol to testify but was released after she said she would be taking the fifth. Rusty Hardin announced that the House had rest its case. He later realized he made a mistake.

Senators will probably start deliberations late Friday. They only need to rule in favor of 1 out of 20 articles to remove Paxton from office.


Recap: Day six of the Paxton Impeachment trial

September 13, 2023

Used and abused. The Texas Tribune has an excellent recap here.

Paxton should be removed from office just for what he did to this young attorney who testified yesterday. One of the impeachment charges is that Paxton used his office to help a private citizen, Nate Paul. Brandon Cammack, an attorney from Houston, was hired by Paxton, even after his entire staff refused to do so, to investigate an issue on behalf of Paul. Cammack did the best he could with the incredible opportunity provided by Paxton. In the end Paxton and his new second in command, Brent Webster, took Cammack away from the Attorney Generals office, to a Starbucks, and fired him. They also told him he would have to “eat it” when he asked about being paid $14,000 for his time he spent on the investigation. Then they left him there to find his own way back to his car at the AGs office.

What an incredible dick. I actually felt sorry for the guy. Seriously who the fuck does that? Paxton had interviewed another attorney, former U.S. Attorney Joe Brown who had incredible credentials and experience. Instead Paxton personally hired Cammack, 5 years out of law school, who had never prosecuted a criminal case. Why? Because Paxton could control Cammack. Brown would have probably stopped any investigation Paxton sent him on and contacted the FBI. Cammack’s inexperience pushed him to issue 29 subpoenas even though he had no “badge” or paperwork giving him the authority and title of “Special Prosecutor”.

One of the attorneys who received a subpoena called the staff of Paxton and asked about Cammack. The staff had no idea that Cammack had been hired. They immediately had all the subpoenas squashed and sent a cease and desist order to Cammack. Cammack refused to move forward as he should have.

Paxton then invited him to have a cup of coffee.


Recap: Day five of the Paxton Impeachment trial

September 12, 2023

When the republicans in the Senate vote to let this crook off the hook, the Texas GOP will change their name from Grand Old Party to the Gang of Pussies.

What more do they need? Witness after witness have testified that Paxton used the office to help a private citizen, Nate Paul. They are all solid. They are all republicans, except for one. Paxton’s attorney’s continue to grasp at straws looking for something to give republicans cover and an excuse to let Paxton go. It isn’t working, or it shouldn’t be working.

Day five had more senior staff members testifying about his continued interference into Nate Paul’s affairs, as well as his own affair. Margaret Moore the former Travis County District Attorney testified about Nate Paul’s wild ass conspiracy concerning judges, FBI agents, and other law enforcement who were out to get him. She and others stated there was no evidence to back his claims. Nothing. Zero. They begged his attorney to provide documents to support his claim and they refused. They called it baseless and urged Paxton to stop pursuing the issue and his mistress. He didn’t listen to him, on both issues.

Unfortunately there is a time limit on testimony. Each side only has a few hours left before the republicans vote to let him off. The attorney Paxton illegally hired should be called. His mistress should be called. Nate Paul should be called. Paul’s attorney should be called. They won’t be. If you are interested you can view every day of the trial at the Senate website. You can also peruse though the 3400 documents provided as evidence here.

Paxton will not be calling any witnesses in his defense because he has none.


Who is running for City Council to represent Clear Lake?

September 11, 2023

Clear Lake hasn’t had a City Council Member living in Clear Lake for many years. I believe the last was Addie Wiseman. That was decades ago. This year is no different.

District E covers Clear Lake and Kingwood areas, connected by a drainage ditch. Literally. Kingwood has more voters than Clear Lake and has been able to elect Council Members from that area. Currently Council Member Dave Martin is from Kingwood and is term limited so we have a chance to elect someone new.

There are two candidates running Martina Lemond Dixon and Fred Flickinger. This office is a non partisan position and we should expect our elected officials to be non partisan and leave their politics at the door. Unfortunately one candidate is an extreme right wing republican. He is self financing his campaign and endorsed by some of the most right wing of the area including CCISD Trustee Scott Bowen, the Texas GOP, Harris County Republican Party, and State Representative “Little Baby” Briscoe Cain. Much like Bowen, he will bring his extreme politics into city council.

Martina Lemond Dixon is also running. Unlike her opponent she has a history of public service. She is also a Republican.  She is the chief executive officer of a small company, Board President of the HumbleISD School Board, Board Secretary of the Harris Central Appraisal District (HCAD), and most recently, was appointed Commissioner on the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement (TCOLE). She has a good resume for the office.

We have a choice in Clear Lake between an extremist from Kingwood or a Republican from Kingwood. The choice is ours. The choice is clear.


Recap: Day four of the Paxton Impeachment trial

September 9, 2023

Paxton was warned about Nate Paul over and over again by multiple people. Today the Director of Law Enforcement David Maxwell a 30 year veteran of the Texas Rangers testified. It’s just getting worse for Paxton.

The Texas Tribune has a great recap. Here are my snarky comments.

Once again, the witnesses who testified today are right wing, “conservative”, republicans and they are rock solid. David Maxwell, a veteran of law enforcement, warned Paxton to stay away from Nate Paul. He refused to use the office of the Attorney General to investigate a non profit on behalf of Nate Paul. He testified that Paxton threatened to fire him if he didn’t. He never initiated the investigation and he was eventually fired.

Abbott’s defense once again was grasping at straws trying to nitpick his testimony. It didn’t work or it shouldn’t work. They tried to ask “Yes or No” questions that Maxwell couldn’t answer it was like this:
Defense: Is it dark outside, yes or no.
Maxwell: I can’t see outside.
Defense: OBJECTION! Yes or No!

The witnesses so far are pretty solid. Each have told the same sequence of events. Paxton was warned, by multiple people not to associate with Nate Paul, yet he did it anyway. The witnesses so far are the whistleblowers who eventually went to the FBI and reported Paxton. They were all fired or demoted and eventually filed suit against Paxton.

That suit settled for over $3 Million but the Texas House refused to pay it. More coming Monday.


Who is running for Houston Mayor?

September 8, 2023

And who shouldn’t be running for Houston Mayor?

According to the Click2Houston there are 18 candidates running for Mayor of Houston and 12 shouldn’t be for a number of reasons. Running for Mayor isn’t a game. It requires money, lots of money. It requires experience in some aspect of governing such as prior elected official experience, or maybe experience working with the city, or experience in doing business with the city. With that in mind the only candidates worth considering are:

John WhimireTexas House Member, Texas Senate Member
Sheila Jackson LeeFormer City Council Member, Congresswoman
Lee KaplanBusinessman
Golbert GarciaAttorney, Metro Board
Robert GallegosCity Councilmember
Jack ChristieFormer City Council Member

The rest below should really consider running for something that fits with their skill set. Until then focus on the candidates listed above for Houston Mayor.

Gaylon S. Caldwell
Annie “Mama” Garcia
M. “Griff” Griffin
Naoufal Houjami
B. Ivy
M. J. Khan
David C. Lowy
Julian Bemer Martinez
Chanel Mbala
Kathy Lee Tatum
Roy Vasquez
Robin Williams

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